Last night, SPW presented Christmas Catastrophe III at the Royal Canadian Legion, 1335 Main St. Now last night was also known as Fan Appreciation Night. But enough chattering let’s get to the results courtesy of everybody’s favorite journalist: The Grand Master Blogger.
Opening Contest: Sydney Manson vs. Jethro Hawg - A collar elbow tieup to begin as Hawg backs Sydney to the turnbuckle. Next, Jethro puts Manson in an armbar and puts more pressure on until Manson delivers a thumb to the eyes followed by repeated clotheslines but Hawg doesn’t go down. Jethro delivers a clothesline of his own followed by a 747 splash for the win.
Match #2 - James Beaver vs. ''Big Rig'' Shawn Northstar - A test of strength to open this match and Northstar doesn't budge. Beaver revs up and Shawn still doesn't budge. Next, Big Rig takes Beaver down with a shoulderblock. A second test of strength and Shawn gets put down and Beaver chokes him which is followed by a rollthrough but he only gets a 2. Shawn blocks a chop and delivers a hard right, 2 clotheslines and a legdrop but Beaver kicks out at 2. Shawn misses a charge in the corner and James (Beaver) takes him down for the win.
Match #3 - ''Really Crazy'' Rob Stardom vs. Jackie ''The Jett'' Lee - A wastelock by Rob til Jackie puts on an armbar but Stardom reverses it and puts on a Payne Killer (or whatever that is called) while claiming to the crowd ''Who's yo daddy?? Jackie puts on an armbar til Rob delivers a rollup for a 2. Lee puts on another armbar but Really Crazy reverses it. Stardom takes Jackie over but Lee reverses it. Next, Jett delivers knees to the arm but Really Crazy makes it to the ropes til Jackie delivers a thrust and a dropkick sending Rob crashing to the outside followed by a flying clothesline but this only gets Lee a count of 2. Lee delivers uppercuts but Stardom viciously recovers with blows and a kick to the back followed by a nervehold. Lee recovers with repeated elbows and kicks followed by a splash but only gets a 2. A codebreaker by Rob is followed by a followed by a kick and 2 chops. Jackie fights back with rights and lefts as well as a superkick but Rob kicks out at 2. Stardom gets slammed by Lee but Rob tries a superplex attempt but it is blocked by Jett. This prompted Jackie to try a high risk move but Rob puts the boots up. A small package attempt by Jackie is only a 2 count. An elbow by Rob is a 2. Jackie recovers with an irish whip but Stardom puts up the boot and as he makes a cover Jackie kicks out at 2. A brainbuster suplex attempt was perfectly executed as well as an elbow but somehow Jackie still had some fight left in the tank. Rob misses in the corner allowing Lee to deliver repeated forearm uppercuts. In the end, the veteran defeated the up and comer.
Match #4 - Kevy Chevy vs. Leo London w/Aurora Love - Chevy backs Leo to the corner til Leo puts on an armbar but Kevy reverses it and puts him in a headlock plus another armbar as well as a leg takedown. Leo gets back to his feet but gets an elbow to the back as well as a chop for trying but London recovers with repeated kicks as well as a perfectly executed Buff Blockbuster neckbreaker for a 1 count. London continues with a legdrop but this time he gets a 2. Kevy slaps Leo but Leo fights back with shots to the gutt but Chevy catches him on the charge and executes a backbreaker to the corner turnbuckle. Next, Kevy puts Leo in a camelclutch with Aurora and the fans urging him on. Kevy tries a cover but Leo kicks out. Chevy announces ''it's over!!'' but misses a top rope moonsault. This prompted Leo to deliver repeated kicks as well as a top rope elbow but Chevy kicks out. Chevy delivers a Diamond Cutter but London kicks out Leo gets a 2 with a sunset flip. A top rope DDT is another 2 count. Finally, Chevy gets the win with a Musclebuster.
Match #5 - Marius & Syko w/Katia & Son of Syko vs. ''Misfit'' Mike Mission & Cory Diamond - Cory puts Marius in an armbar and tags in Mission who adds pressure to the armbar and tags Diamond back in but Marius managed to tag in Syko who gets double teamed by the face team. Marius chokes Mission and Syko rams Mike's head into the top turnbuckle and tas Marius back in. Mission gets double teamed some more by the heel team. A kick to the gutt by Syko is followed by a tag to Marius who delivers kicks to the gutt but the Misfit recovers with a sunset flip and gets a 2. The Misfit takes Marius down with a shoulder and tags in Cory who is on fire with punches to Marius and tosses Syko to the outside. This prompts Mission to get the win for his team with a 5 Star Frog Splash.
Match #6 - Secret Santa Match for the SPW Provincial Title - Mr. Nasty w/Jade Pheonix vs. ''Wild Child'' Jerin Rose - Before the match started, Rose decided to sing a christmas carol that he was sure a lot of people knew: Jingle Bells. Next, he says: Well I guess that didn't go good. Jerin backs Nasty to the corner. Nasty attempts punches but Jerin blocks them. Nasty goes to the first package to reveal a couple of cookie sheets. As he goes to try to whack Wild Child with them, Rose blocks it and delivers repeated blows of his own. Next, that snake in the grass Jade distracts Rose which allows Nasty to open the next package to reveal a kendo stick but again Jerin blocks the shot and whacks Nasty with it but only gets a 2. Nasty gives Jerin a chokeslam and goes to the third package which is a Santa doll. At this point Jerin says: ''You can't hit Santa!!'' This allows Jerin to whack Nasty with one of the 2 cookie sheets. but only gets a 2. Wild Child delivers a DDT on the sheet but Nasty puts his foot on the ropes. However, Jerin managed to dig down deep and score the win and the SPW Provincial Title. Congrats Wild Child you deserve it!!!
Intermission - I went to the concession stands
Match #7 - Spanky vs. La Sombra - Sombra puts Spanky in a headlock but Spanky takes him down. A leg takedown by Sombra is also a 2 count. Sombra delivers forearm uppercuts as well as a DDT followed by a superkick. Spanky recovers with an Indian Death Lock but Sombra turns it into a Figure Four and dropkicks him for good measure. While fans taunt Spanky by chanting Spanky sucks to which he replies ''I don't suck,'' La Sombra flattens him on the outside with a bodypress but Spanky gets up and delivers a low blow and runs his head into the mat repeatedly. Back in the ring, Spanky delivers a slam and puts him in a submission move. Sombra recovers with a tilt-a-whirl neckbreaker but only gets a 2. Spanky delivers a Diamond Cutter but only gets a 2. Sombra delivers a hurricanranna but misses a moonsault. Spanky delivers a brainbuster suplex for the W.
Match #8 - No Disqualification Match - Reggie Gallagher vs. Big Cliff Corleone - These 2 former tag team partners now bitter enemies who used to call themselves Bad To The Bone got it on this match which had No Disqualification. Cliff takes Reggie down with 3 thunderous shoulderblocks. Gallagher comes back with a poke to the eyes and an armbar but Corleone reversed it until Reggie stops Cliff with a chair shot and a clothesline . Cliff recovers with a Death Valley Driver but misses a splash. Gallagher whacks Cliff with a trash can lid, 2 kendo sticks and 2 cookie sheets but Big Cliff kicks out. Next, Reg tries to use a mop as well as christmas lights followed by the empty trash can as well as an empty pop can but Big Cliff recovers with a clothesline and grabs tongs and uses them to the breadbasket followed by an elbow. Next, Cliff delivers repeated shoulders but misses an avalanche. This allowed Reg to deliver a trash can shot and a superkick but Cliff kicked out at 2. In the end, Gallagher got the win and stood over Cliff victorious.
Main Event: Battlebowl
Contestants:
Katia
Aurora Love
''Misfit'' Mike Mission
Sydney Manson
Jackie Lee
Jerin Rose
Mr. Nasty
Marius
Shawn Northstar
Dynamite Doug
Leo London
James Beaver
Kevy Chevy
Spanky
La Sombra
Cory Diamond
Shawn Coates
Big Cliff Corleone
Rob Stardom
Billy Blaze
Reggie Gallagher
Syko
Winner: La Sombra
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