Tonight New Brand Wrestling presented its March event entitled Mardi Gras Mayhem at the Ellice Theatre. But now I, the Master Blogger am going to cut to the chase and get to the results.
Opening Promo: N.B.W. Heavyweight Champion Billy Blaze cuts a promo saying that when he came to New Brand, he came here for this (heavyweight title). He then had a bunch of people to thank. First off he thanked Ichigo from the Soul Society but most of all he wanted to thank Zamil for the guitar shot to the head. This brought The Z Man out to the ring who got in the face of the champ. Then if that wasn't enough, out came the Soul Society. Ichigo then got on the mic and said to Milton Jones: ''I do not recall you were in the tournament, this is my show and my belt and tonight I am dong this on my own.'' He then says ''Tonight, you are out and you guys are out'' (meaning the big guy and Ricky Rivers). Billy then says ''Before this gets out of control, I did not come here to back down, and I certainly did not come here to lose''
Opening Match: ''The Irrisistible'' Brian Rich vs. Tyler Colton - This was a contest between 2 of the fastest rising stars in CWE (Canadian Wrestling's Elite), earlier in the match the crowd chanted at Rich ''You can't wrestle'' but I know for a fact he can!!!. Rich puts Colton in an armbar but Tyler reversed it. Crowd then chanted chicken at Brian Rich to which Rich replied ''I AM NOT A CHICKEN!!'' Tyler then puts Brian in a cross armbar and takes Rich down with a shoulderblock and an armdrag takedown followed by another cross armbar. Rich would recover and deliver a stiff knee to the chest but Tyler would recover with another armbar followed by a legdrop to the arm. Rich then delivered a poke to Colton's eye followed by a leg through move but only got a 2 count. Colton delivered chops but got caught off guard with a boot by Rich. To which I replied ''A real ring a dong dandy'' Rich choked Tyler but Colton recovered with a monkey flip. The match went back and forth and forth and back which caused me to say and I quote: ''malfunction at the junction'' but in the end, Colton got the W. over Rich with a sunset flip.
Match #2: Cory Diamond vs. Ricky Rivers - This was Rivers' first match as a member of the Soul Society. Cory put Ricky in an armbar earlier in the match followed by a headlock. Rivers would recover with a knee to the gutt but Cory would fight back with a dropkick to the gutt. Ricky delivered a shot to the breadbasket and put Diamond in an armbar followed by knees to the arm. Diamond would recover with a suplex. Diamond then delivered stiff rights to Rivers and powerbombed him for good measure but only got a 2 count. Both men traded lefts and rights, Ricky delivered a Code Breaker out of nowhere for a 2 count, but in the end as Diamond went to suplex Ricky into the ring some big guy tripped him up and held on to his leg for Ricky to get the 1-2-3. My BFF who was sitting beside me asked me ''What happened?'' To which I replied ''That big guy on the outside tripped up Diamond and held on to his leg'' Complete and utter balderdash!!
Intermission: several wrestlers came out to sign autographs
Match #3: N.B.W. Tag Team Title Match - ''Dirty'' Dick Walker and ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins vs. Pepito and ??? - Pepito's original partner La Sombra was conspicuous by his absence so Pepito went to the back and brought out Damon Marx. Marx began the match with an armbar on Collins before tagging in Pepito who delivered a jumping chop before tagging Marx back in who delivered a legdrop to the arm of the Rebel then Pepito stomped on the arm but Collins would recover with a low blow before tagging in ''The Dirty One'' who delivered a blow to Pepito. Walker tried a clothesline but Pepito met him with a cross bodyblock. Collins threw Pepito out of the ring where Walker picked up a chair and proceeded to use it his opponent. Walker and the Rebel doubleteamed Pepito some more but Pepito fired back only to be cut off by Dirty Dick who put a halfcrab on The Great One. Pepito somehow managed to tag a fired up Damon Marx but Marx ran in to a superkick from the Mid-Canada Champion for the win and the tag team titles. Bobby Collins has added yet another title to his resume and congrats on that Rebel if you are reading this. After the match Marx attacked Pepito and said that he was tired of being here. This brought out Big Cliff Corleone leading to an impromptu match.
Impromptu Match: ''Big' Cliff Corleone vs. Damon Marx - Cliff delivered a stiff clothesline to Marx who then rolled out of the ring and proceeded to head to the back while the reff started counting. Marx would eventually come back out to the ring and deliver a thumb to the eye followed by a headlock and a stiff right hand. Marx went to work on the leg to which the crowd chanted ''Boring!!'' Cliff would recover with an armbar on the outside followed by a splash in the ring. Then out came of all people Reggie Gallagher (who I hope to get a future interview with for my blog). Many people thought he was going to help Cliff considering they had teamed before but instead he attacked and helped out Marx. After the match, Cliff got on the mic saying ''next month if those guys want to get into a fight, let's take it to the streets. We are on Ellice, we'll go to Sherbrook, heck I'll take this match to Maryland if need be.
Main Event: Falls Count Anywhere Match for the NBW Heavyweight Title (Tables are legal) - Leo London vs. Billy Blaze vs. Zamil - Competing under his real name, London said prior to the match to both competitors ''you can't beat me and you can't beat me''. London a knee to Zamil before going through the ring. Leo choked Blaze on the outside. Back in the ring, Zamil and London double teamed Blaze before London slapped the Z Man and put Billy in a half crab. Zamil then dived through the ring onto Blaze. While this was happening outside the ring, inside the ring, Leo brought in chairs and delivered a European uppercut to the Z-Man. Back on the outside Leo and Blaze chased each other but Zamil put Blaze through a table. Back in the ring, London suplexed Zamil onto the chairs. Billy then set up a chair in the corner but was cut off guard by the Z-Man. London delivered a shoulder and a Van Terminator to Zamil. Blaze set up a table. The match went back and forth which again caused me to say ''This is a real ring a dong dandy as well as Malfunction at the junction!!!'' Blaze whacked Leo with a kendo stick and stiff kicked him with the stick but only got a 2 count. Zamil whacked London but also got a 2 count. Once again I said my favorite line of the night, ''Malfunction at the junction''. Zamil clotheslined Billy through the table, but in the end Blaze would retain his title. After the match, London and Blaze shook hands as a sign of respect.
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