Today, RCW (River City Wrestling) presented St. Patrick's Day Shenanigans at the Sally Ann Center. Here are the results prepared by the Master Blogger.
Opening Contest - Dirty Dick Walker vs. Shawn ''Big Rig'' Northstar - Walker puts Shawn in a headlock but goes down with a shoulderblock. The Dirty One goes back to the headlock followed by a series of rights but Big Rig reverses the irish whip. Dirty Dick tries a small package but gets a 2. Walker comes back with shoulders followed a chinlock and a rake across the top rope. Next comes a chokehold til Big Rig comes back but only gets a 1. Walker delivers a knee and a nervehold. Shawn comes back with a clothesline but misses in the corner. Just as the ring announcer is about to announce Dick Walker the winner of the opening contest, Vinnie Valiant comes out and says ''Hey Walker, I got a surprise for you, I have someone I brought in with me''. That person was none other than Shadow Xtreme much to the disgust of the Dirty One the referee rang the bell and we go right into our second match.
Match #2 - Dirty Dick Walker vs. Shadow Xtreme - Having wrestled one person Walker claimed ''I gotta wrestle twice?!'' Shadow gets put down by the Dirty One but comes back with a roundhouse kick but gets a 2. and then Dirty Dick delivers repeated rights but falls to a boot and a 5 star frog splash as Walker rolls out of the ring. Winner via countout: Shadow Xtreme.
Match #3 - James Beaver w/Laurence Fozzworth III vs. Buddy Wiser - As Beaver made his way to the ring, the Blogger (you know that's me) gave the I've got my eyes on you sign to Fozzworth. Beaver begins with a poke to the eye. Wiser comes back but Beaver delivers a facerake and a chokehold followed by a rake across the ropes just like we saw in the opening contest til Buddy comes back but Beaver chokes him. Buddy deliveres repeated punches and brings out Beaver the hard way. At this point it becomes chaos as both Dick Walker and Shadow Xtreme interfere. This results in Buddy issuing a tag match for the main event. Next, Vinnie says ''Hey Louis, I haven't forgotten about you what do you say if these guys win, I get 5 minutes with you. It's only fair.
Match #4 - Samuel vs. ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda - This match was announced 2 weeks ago. The Rebel begins with a clothesline over the ropes. Samuel comes back with an eye gouge and a choke on the ropes followed by an elbow and then a headbutt, a chop and knees are followed by an avalanche but only gets a 2 as Collins kicked out. Samuel delivers a headbutt til Bobby puts him down with a superkick and a chinlock til Samuel bites Collins on the head and delivers a knee. Next, Samuel delivers a clothesline but the Rebel kicks out. Collins goes for a small package but Samuel kicks out and delivers a clothesline and a suplex for good measure. Collins tries a sunset flip but Samuel gets to the ropes. Bobby delivers kicks and a legdrop to the back but Samuel kicks out. Collins goes for a sleeper but Samuel delivers a jawbreaker and again Collins kicks out. Bobby delivers repeated rights but Samuel takes him out of the ring and goes for Caveman Broda. Next with the referee's back turned, Samuel goes for his barbed wire bat and uses it twice to get the win. After the match Collins viciously attacks Samuel with the barbed wire.
Intermission - several wrestlers came out to sign autographs
Match #5 - Mr. Nasty w/Laurence Fozzworth III vs. ''Marvelous'' Marc Merric - Once again Fozzworth and the Blogger both did the I've got my eyes on you sign to each other and Nasty did the same to the Blogger. I mean I'm just doing my job as an unbiased reporter c'mon. Anyway, let's get to this match before I blow up. Nasty shoves Marc to the mat. A collar elbow tieup as Merric delivers repeated kicks and a bulldog. Nasty comes back with a chop but misses a knee. On the outside Merric rammed Nasty into the chair as well as the ringpost til Nasty came back with repeated knees and a chokehold using his boot. Fozzworth chokes Merric on the outside using the ropes. Back inside Nasty puts Marc down with a sidewalk slam for a 2. Nasty slams Merric again and once again Fozzworth taunts the unbiased Master Blogger. So now it's getting to the point of being ridiculous. Anyway, Marc delivers a Dead Sea Drop and gets the win. On the way back to the ring, Fozzworth says ''When I get done with you Blogger, he's gonna break you in half''. Oh it's on. it's on.
Main Event - Tag Team Action - Dirty Dick Walker & James Beaver vs. The F.N.O. First Nations Order (Buddy Wiser & Shadow Xtreme) - A collar elbow tieup as Buddy backs Walker to the corner. A second collar elbow and Walker returns the favor. A kick to the gutt by the Dirty One is followed by several rights til Buddy takes him down with a clothesline but Dick managed to tag in Beaver who delivers an axe handle. Walker delivers repeated headbutts. A double clothesline by the heel team til Beaver misses. This prompted Wiser to tag in Shadow Xtreme who was on fire but missed in the corner. This allowed Beaver to make the cover til it was broken up by Wiser. The Dirty One irishwhips but Shadow comes back with a sunset flip for a 2. Next, Walker chokes with his knee. Beaver slams Xtreme but misses a backflip allowing Shadow to deliver a couple of roundhouse kicks and tag in Buddy who is fired up with 2 slams but Beaver kicks out. All 4 men go at it and the referee has no choice but to rule the match a double countout. If that wasn't enough, The FNO bring the Weasel into the ring where Vinnie knocks him out with a roundhouse kick.
Extra Notes: The Master Blogger is going to give the Weazel 2 weeks to apologize to me at the March 31st show and if the Blogger doesn't get his apology, well let's just say there will be consequences because I can promise you Fozzworth: The war has just begun.
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