This afternoon, River City Wrestling presented The Next Saturday After at the Weetamah Gym of the Sally Ann Center on the corner of Logan and Lizzie. Let's get to the results prepared by the one and only Master Blogger.
Bobby Collins & Caveman Broda Promo: Collins talked about how happy he was to be back and how he had an opportunity to wrestle for the Heavyweight Title but Dick Walker held onto his legs and he got counted out. Next, he talks about how Damon Marx has been going around and saying he has beaten him. Collins calls out Marx for a re-match and we go into our opening match.
Opening Contest - Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda vs. Damon Marx w/The Manager Of Champions Laurence Fozzworth III - Prior to the match starting Fozzworth said to the Blogger and I quote: ''Why aren't you writing about the greatest wrestler on the planet Damon Marx? To which the Blogger replied: I am just doing my job!! Marx attacks Collins but Rebel Bobby delivers a clothesline sending Damon to the outside forcing Marx to leave the ring. As Marx taunts Broda, Collins delivers a poke to the eye. Back inside, Marx takes Collins over with a chokehold using the knee. Damon continues w/blows and a second chokehold followed by a slingshot under the ropes. Collins tries a sunset flip but only gets a 2. Marx send the Rebel outside where Marx says c'mon Broda, right here. Next, Collins kicks Marx and delivers repeated punches til Marx comes back with a suplex the on misses on the ropes. This allows Collins to deliver a hurricanranna for the win. When the match was finished: A striker came from the back and ambushed Collins with a chair. It was revealed that the striker was none other than Zamil. The Z-Man continued the attack while Fozzworth said: I told all of you I had a surprise. I told everybody: Caveman Broda, Buddy Wiser and everyone else I had a surprise: Zamil and that his brother Samuel was not far behind.
Match #2 - Zamil w/ Laurence Fozzworth III Manager Of Champions vs. Buddy Wiser - A collar elbow as Zamil backs Wiser to the corner followed by a bite on the forehead and a hard right. This is followed by an irishwhip but Buddy moved out of the way. This prompted Wiser to get in a chop and a clothesline til Z-Man came back with a chokehold and a forearm. While action was going on inside, outside again Fozzworth got in the Blogger's business again saying: Why aren't you writing about Zamil. To which the Blogger said: ''I told you, I am just doing my job as an unbiased reporter!!'' Z-Man continued with a chokehold and a forearm but Buddy came back with a sunset flip for a 2. Zamil delivers an elbow but gets a 2. Zamil next delivers a dropkick sending Wiser to the outside where Fozzworth kicks Wiser twice. Next Zamil delivers a cannonball outside where Fozzworth chokes Buddy by his collar. Back inside the ring, Buddy recovers with a clothesline but misses a legdrop. This allowed Zamil to go to work on the legs. Buddy would recover with forearms followed by 10 punches til the Z-Man gets in a poke to the eyes and an elbow. As the referee Doug Valentine starts counting, Zamil reaches under the ring and pulls out his steel chair. While the referee was distracted as Zamil goes to whack Buddy with the chair, Playboy Buddy clocked him with his collar chain. At this point Dynamite Doug Valentine has no choice but to rule the match a double disqualification. Much to the disapproval of Mr. Fozzworth.
Vinnie Valiant Promo: Vinnie's promo is interrupted by Dirty Dick Walker who says: you've got something I want but I'll take it a little bit later on. Right now, I am out here to challenge you to an arm wrestling contest. Vinnie accepts and wins the match but Dirty Dick was not satisfied. After the contest, he ambushed Vinnie with the small table and said: I'll get my re-match!!
Match #3 - Damon Marx w/Laurence Fozzworth III Manager Of Champions vs. Cory Diamond - Diamond made his return to River City Wrestling in over 2 years much to the shock of Fozzworth. The match begins with a popularity contest where Cory chants chicken, chicken, chicken. A collar elbow tie up as Diamond delivers a hiptoss. Fozzworth tells the Karate Kid who was at ringside and I quote: Get in your corner! Cory takes down Damon with a shoulder and hard rights followed by an avalanche in the corner but only gets a 2. Once again Fozzworth goes after the Blogger saying: You're still not writing about Marx and he takes the clipboard right out of the Blogger's hands. By now the Blogger had had enough telling Fozzworth and I quote: I don't tell you how to manage, so don't tell me how to write!!! Marx recovers with a knee to the head as Cory comes back but gets a kick to the gutt til Cory delivers backkick and a faceplant but gets a nearfall. Damon tries a rollup but gets a 2. Next, Marx tries to get the win with his feet on the ropes but Diamond kicks out and Marx starts brawling with the Karate Kid outside the ring. Cory tries a small package but gets a 2. In the end, Cory gets the win with the Diamond Driver.
Intermission
Match #4 - Tag Team Action - Zamil & Damon Marx w/Laurence Fozzworth III Manager of Champions vs. Buddy Wiser & ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda - Originally Wiser was supposed to have Vinnie Valiant as his partner but because Vinnie was booked in the main event he brought out the Rebel Bobby Collins. Also there was a special referee: The Great Pepito. To which Fozzworth replied WHAT?! 2 weeks in a row?! Zamil goes to work on Wiser as Marx comes down on the arm. Wiser comes back with a clothesline but in comes the Z-Man who bites the hand and tags in Damon who stomps and rakes the eyes with his boot. Buddy manages to tag in the Rebel who goes to work on the arm and also delivers a legdrop on the arm. Pepito backs Wiser to his corner as Zamil continues to choke the Rebel. The heel team deliver a double back elbow followed by a double back bodydrop. All hell breaks loose as Marx & Bobby both go down as a result of a thunderous double clothesline. Rebel Bobby tags in Wiser who is all fired up as all 4 men go at it but in the end Damon & Zamil got the win. To quote Caveman Broda: They were robbed!!!! They being the team of Collins & Wiser in case some of you are reading this.
Main Event - River City Wrestling Championship Match - Dirty Dick Walker vs. Vinnie Valiant - Pepito was the referee for this match also. Vinnie begins with a kick to the knee til Walker backs him to the corner. Dirty Dick puts him in a headlock til Valiant delivers a twisting dropkick. Walker takes a timeout and grabs a garden hoe. But before he could use it, the referee stopped him. Walker delivers blows to the back til Vinnie delivers a kick twice followed by a moonsault for a 2. Walker delivers a bodyslam and a legdrop but gets a near fall. Vinnie comes back til Walker suplexes him on the ropes. Valiant recovered with a dropkick but Walker came back. Back inside, Vinnie got the win but after the match the entire arena was hushed as Vinnie had to be carried off to the hospital. Hopefully he will be okay.
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