CWE Explicit Content Results

Last night CWE presented Explicit Content at Cowboy's Roadhouse 1034 Elizabeth Rd. featuring the Innovator of Violence Tommy Dreamer and WWE legend the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase. Let's get to the results from the Master Blogger.

Opening Contest: 3 Way Dance - ''Mr TLC'' Tommy Lee Curtis vs. ''The Face Of Country Music'' JJ Sanchez vs. Tyler Colton - Before the match, Sanchez went outside and demanded that the fans chant Sanchez, Sanchez but all he got was a chorus of boos. Inside the ring, Colton puts TLC in a headlock but then Curtis turns it into an armbar followed by an armdrag takedown. Tyler does a ploncha onto JJ and connects with a dropkick. Sanchez comes back with a jawbreaker til both Colton and Tommy work together to do a double superkick to the chin followed by a double faceplant and a moonsault from Tommy for a 2. Colton and TLC trade blows til Sanchez clotheslines them both. Curtis goes for a cover but it is broken up by Tyler. Tyler goes for a superplex but into the ring comes JJ and the move becomes a superbomb (superplex and powerbomb combined). In the end, TLC gets the win. As a sign of respect Curtis and Colton shook hands.

AOD Promo: Now these 2 teams were supposed to get it on but Robby says sorry this match is not gonna take place. That little stooge Shane Madison stuck his big nose in our business and he wants us to fight? Well we're good buddies. Heck we held this company hostage for 3 whole months. This brings Shane Madison to the ring saying: ''I'm a stooge? Well if you four are not going to fight then I am going to give the tag title match to the Big Sexy Beasts. This gets the AOD all pissed off and we go right into the second match.

Match #2 - Team Impact vs. Moses Luke & Mentallo - Luke delivers a sideslam to ATM and tags in Mentallo who delivers a dropkick to the mush til ATM recovers and tags in Robby who gets a chop from Mentallo til Royce reverses the irishwhip and tags in ATM who slams Mentallo. On the ring apron, Moses is getting impatient as Moore goes to work on Mentallo and tags Robby who gets in a clothesline and elbows Moses. Luke is getting more and more upset. Royce again tags ATM who goes to work again on Mentallo but misses an elbow. This prompted Mentallo to tag in the German Juggernaut who was all fired up!! Avalanching ATM until Robby irishwhips him into the referee. This allowed Robby to get in a Canadian Destroyer. At this point the Big Sexy Beasts hit the ring and all hell breaks loose!! Mentallo got the pin on Robby. After the match, Team Impact get into a shoving contest but then make up.

Match #3 - Taking Out The Trash Match for the 123Approved.ca Open Rules Title - Ike Idol vs. ''Brickhouse'' Paul Arcidi - How a 123Approved.ca Open Rules Title match works is the challenger picks the stipulation. In this case scenario, Idol chose a Taking out the Trash Match. (whatever) Idol attacks Arcidi from the opening bell but Paul turns the match around. Idol comes back for a bit but Arcidi hit the Alabama Slam for the W. After the match, the same striker who attacked Bubbles McFly (still don't know his name) ambushed Ike.

Match #4 - ''Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane vs. Dusty Lamborghini - A collar elbow tieup as Fairlane backs Dusty to the turnbuckle not once but twice. Dusty recovers but falls victim to a suplex til Lamborghini gets in a dropkick and a drop toehold til Matt delivers a neckbreaker for a 2. Dusty tries a clothesline but the Alpha Male does not go down until Dusty tries a dropkick and a slam but he misses a high risk move. This allowed Matt to pick up the win with his famous Fairlane Widowmaker but after the match, Matt wasn't satisfied. Bringing the chair into the ring, he piledrove Dusty twice. This just proves that when Matt Fairlane doesn't get what he wants. He gets really, really pissed off!!

Match #5 - Size Matters (Zack ''Mile High'' Mercury & The Axe) vs. Nate Hardy - Nate Hardy came out alone asking where is my partner Darien Karisma? Well apparently, 3 Year Anniversary show, Zack Mercury had Axe take him out and he is seriously injured. So therefore this match is going to be a 2 on 1 handicap match. Much to the delight of Size Matters. Nate goes to work on Zack with kicks and lefts til Mile High gets in a clothesline and a forearm til Hardy comes back with a blocked suplex attempt and goes after Axe who catches Hardy in mid-air carrying him all around Cowboy's til Nate recovers but runs into an elbow as Size Matters doubleteam Hardy some more. Zack delivers a dropkick til Nate comes back with a Twist Of Fate and a Sliced Bread to Mercury but in turn did not see the big Axe behind him. Axe delivers a slam and ascends the ropes. Mercury delivers a Cross-Rhodes type move for the win. Next, Shane Madison comes in and says that match only lasted 20 minutes. so you guys think you can take on anybody you want? Well next month, when we are back at Cowboy's April 19th, it's going to be you two against Nate Hardy and a partner of my choosing. This did not sit well with Axe and Merc. So next month it's going to be Size Matters vs. Nate Hardy and are you ready? drum roll please... Sycho Sid. This is definitly big big news!!

Ted Dibiase Promo: Ted got in the ring and said his famous line.. Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man. This next gets interrupted by JJ Sanchez who says You Ted Dibiase are in Cowboy's: the bar of country music. Well, Ted, I am JJ Sanchez: The Face of Country Music. You are a legend. To me: legend means hasbeen, old, washed up. Today it is 2012. Your time is over my time is now. Ted responds by telling JJ he has 2 choices:

1. taking your best shot
2. taking my best shot

JJ goes with number one and falls prey to Dibiase's famous Million Dollar Dream sleeper hold that won the Million Dollar Man many matches over the years and says somebody take this trash out of the ring. Rick Matthews comes down and then if that wasn't enough, the music of the CWE Heavyweight Champion ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan hits and Duggan says Rick Matthews, tis man is a legend, this man is a Hall Of Famer, this man paved the way for us guys who love doing what we love to do and all you 2 did was spit in his face. At this point we go right into our next match.

Match #6 - CWE Heavyweight Title Match - ''Pimp Daddy Rick Matthews w/JJ Sanchez (challenger) vs. ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan w/Ted Dibiase (champion) - Matthews headbutts Danny but Duggan comes back til Rick delivers hard chops and 2 hiptosses but only gets a 2. Duggan gets in a double noggin knocker to both Rick and JJ and tosses Rick back inside for a flying bodypress but then Pimp Daddy shoves referee Kelly Russell into the ring ropes which allowed the challenger to superplex the champion and deliver a snapmare followed by a chokehold. Duggan came back but Rick got in some shoulders til Danny delivered a boot but Rick recovered and got a 2. Matthews continued with a suplex but missed a diving headbutt as Danny delivers a clothesline but only gets a 2. Danny gets in a front face plant but gets a near fall. Next, Duggan pulls the ropes sending Matthews outside of the ring. Back inside, the champ connects with a suplex but only gets a 2. Matthews delivers his running Death Valley Driver but again only gets a 2. A second diving headbutt is another near fall. Finally a Rock Bottom and his Cruel Summer knee drop got Danny the win.

Intermission - several people got pictures with Ted Dibiase

Match #7 - Marius & Agent Red vs. The Big Sexy Beasts (AJ Sanchez & Kevy Chevy) - All 4 men go at it from the opening bell. The Beasts double team Marius followed by a Fallaway Moonsault Slam onto Red from AJ. Red comes back with an irishwhip and tag in Marius who delivers shoulders to Sanchez and tags back in to Agent Red who slams AJ. In comes Marius again but misses a top rope legdrop. This prompted AJ to tag in Chevy who is all fired up. Kevy delivers a Death Valley Driver to Red and a chop to Marius followed by a double back bodydrop and a double boot to Red this is followed by a dive to the outside from AJ and their finishing move to Red for the win. Following the match, Team Impact hit the ring and ambushed the Big Sexy Beasts. If that wasn't enough, the entire locker room emptied to try and hold back all 4 men. Then if that wasn't enough, Shane Madison comes out and says hold it, hold everything. AJ, Kevy you guys will get your day. At the next CWE show April 19th when we are back at Cowboys it is going to be the Big Sexy Beasts vs. Team Impact for the CWE Tag Team Titles. The fans then chant TLC, TLC. So Madison says: Okay, April 19th, we are going to hang the CWE tag team titles and it is going to be the Big Sexy Beasts vs. Team Impact in a TLC Match.

Main Event: Sons Of Anarchy (Big Cliff Corleone, ''Misfit'' Mike Mission & ???) vs. Original Thug Crew & ''Innovator of Violence'' Tommy Dreamer - . All 6 men go at it from the opening bell. Spyder chops the Misfit but Mission comes back with repeated kendo stick shots. The anonymous masked man throws Dreamer into the ringpost. On the outside, Mission continues the assault on the Canadian Crime Spree with the kendo stick. Cliff attacks Dalton and stands toe to toe with the Innovator of Violence. Dalton and the masked guy trade chops. Back inside the ring, the OTC ambush the masked man and ask the crowd: ''take the mask off?'' to which the crowd and yours truly say yes but I yelled. yeah do it!! the mask comes off to reveal the striker to be none other than former CWE star Billy Blaze. Next, the fight gets taken to the bar where Spyder whacks Cliff with a chair and shouts ''Welcome To Extreme!!!!'' Next, the Canadian Crime Spree  takes the Blogger's clip board and says repeat so he whacks Cliff not once but twice. In other words, Cliff got clipped. After that Spyder spits beer in the face of Big Cliff. At this point all hell breaks loose as the fans sing ''This is awesome''. Billy grabs a staple gun and uses it on Tommy Dreamer. Big Cliff sets up a table but ends up going through it himself. At this point Spyder handcuffs Cliff to the table rendering him helpless. Next, Darren strangles Blaze to the ring rope so he was helpless. Finally, that left OTC alone with Mike Mission as Tommy Dreamer set up thousands of thumbtacks and Dalton and Spyder send Mission into the tacks for the win.

Extra Notes: I know I am doing my job as an unbiased reporter, but the bottom line is this. When anyone gets in the ring with OTC: Somebody's gonna get clipped.