Today, RCW presented Slam Into Spring at the Weetamah Gym of the Sally Ann Center. Here are the results prepared by the one and only Master Blogger.
Opening Contest: 3 Way Match - James Beaver vs. Mr. Nasty vs. Cory Diamond - Before the match got started, Fozzworth continued to heckle the Blogger as did Nasty and Beaver. Beaver jumps Diamond and geil ts choked by Nasty followed by a kick and a double clothesline. Cory comes back by ramming Nasty into Beaver only to be put down again with an elbow from Nasty. Beaver gets a 2 as both Beaver and Nasty start arguing. Nasty puts Beaver down with a clothesline and the 2 start arguing again. Cory trips up Beaver, rams his leg into the ring post twice but falls to a suplex from Nasty. Nasty and Beaver argue again much to the delight of the Blogger. Anyway, as they are arguing Diamond goes for a top rope legdrop and gets the win.
Match #2 - Lou Nettic vs. Samuel - A collar elbow tie up as Netic bites Samuel on the buttox followed by a rake to the back and then an armbar til Samuel reverses it. Samuel goes to work by using a foreign object he dug out of his pocket followed by a shot to the head and a chokehold this is followed by another shot to the head and then he came down on the back of Nettic followed by a shot to the back. As Samuel goes up top, he came down with an elbow and taunts the crowd saying: ''That's your hero?'' Back inside, Samuel continues the assault til Lou recovered with shots and a clothesline til Samuel came back but fell victim to a backcracker as Zamil enters the ring and they both go to work until ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins enters the ring and takes the mic saying: you 2 think you can get away with this well let's make a tag match for later on.
Weasel's Den - Fozzworth says, I know why you are all here today, you all came here to see me then Vinnie Valiant enters the ring, grabs the mic from his hand and says: ''Do I look like a coward to you?'' You put your best guys against my guys. Next Vinnie grabs Fozzworth by his tie til Damon Marx runs to the ring and attacks Vinnie. Vinnie comes back forcing Marx to leave the ring.
Match #3 - Tag Team Action: ''Dirty'' Dick Walker & Damon Marx w/Laurence Fozzworth III vs. Buddy Wiser w/Aurora Love & Billy Blaze - Before the match once again the Blogger got heckled by not only Fozzworth but now Marx. So now this is getting to the point of being ridiculous now it's getting the point of me doing something if Fozzworth is not careful. Anyway, let me call this match before I blow my smokestack. Walker gets clotheslined by Buddy. Buddy tags in Blaze who goes to work on Marx til Marx chokes Blaze with his ponytail. A headlock til Blaze tags in Wiser who delivers a chop plus an uppercut before tagging Billy back in who goes to work on the arm of Damon. Billy tags in Buddy who continues to work on the arm. A double back elbow by both Blaze and Wiser til Dirty Dick back elbows Billy himself. In comes the Dirty One who chokes Billy using his boot. Billy moves out of the way and tags in Buddy who chops Walker and hiptosses him. The heel team go to work on Buddy as Marx chokes him with his boot and tags the Dirty One who delivers repeated rights til Buddy comes back only to be put down again by the heel team til Marx gets a shoulderblock as Buddy tags in Billy who delivers a jumping kick but misses the elbow. In process, Billy tags in Buddy who gets in an avalanche and a hard right but in the end, Marx pins Wiser for the win.
Intermission - several wrestlers came out to sign autographs.
James Beaver Promo - Beaver comes out to the ring and calls out Fozzworth who claims he is sick and tired of him. He brought him back into RCW to win matches not lose matches and that is what he has done. At this point Beaver punches the Weasel much to the delight of the fans and claims ''Hey Weasel, when you wake up, you are fired!!!!''
Main Event - Spawns Of Spawlding (Zamil & Samuel) vs. Lou Nettic & ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda - A collar elbow tie up as Zamil backs Collins to the turnbuckle. Collins puts on an armbar and tags Lou who goes to work on the arm then tags the Rebel back in who goes to work on Zamil and then in comes Nettic who continues to work on the arm til Samuel chokes from the outside. In comes Samuel who distracts referee Davey Goliath and headbutts Nettic. The Z-Man continues the assault with a wishbone but gets a 2. Zamil continues with a knee as Samuel uses a foreign object, goes for a pin but gets a 2. Rebel Bobby bites Samuel as he and Nettic doubleteam til the SOS get in control but Lou manages to tag the Rebel who is all fired up but gets put down with a clothesline. In the end, the face team get the win.
Extra Notes: If Laurence Fozzworth III is not careful, I am going to put down the clipboard and I am going to become a wrestling manager for some of the top babyfaces in RCW just to even up the odds.
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
SPW Presents The Shake, Rattle & Roll Tour Results
Last night, SPW (Steeltown Pro Wrestling) presented the final stop on the Shake, Rattle & Roll Tour at the Royal Canadian Legion 1335 Main St. Now this show featured former WWE Superstar and the Greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time: The Honky Tonk Man. Here are the results from the Master Blogger.
Opening Contest: 6 Man Tag - Sydney Manson, Hooded Claw & Samuel vs. Butch Tholton, ''Big Rig'' Shawn Northstar & Jethro Hawg - Tholton goes right after Samuel with 2 clotheslines and tags in Shawn who goes to work on the arm. Next in comes Jethro who continues to work on the arm by biting and tags in Butch. Unfortunatly Butch gets rammed into the ring post followed by repeated punches from Samuel. In comes Claw who immitates the dancing moves followed by a double thrust and a chokehold. While Claw distracts referee Dynamite Doug Valentine, Manson chokes Tholton with the tag rope. Butch manages to tag in Jethro and all 6 men go at it. Inside the ring, Hawg does a stinkface to Claw followed by a splash from Big Rig and a second splash from Hawg for the win.
Match #2 - Cameron Kross vs. Shadow Xtreme - This was Cameron's debut and he hoped to make it a memorable one. Shadow begins with an armbar but Kross takes him down with a headlock. Shadow goes back to the headlock. Cameron turns the headlock into a headscissors for a 2 followed by 2 armdrags and then both men go down as a result of a double dropkick. Cameron continues with a kick til Xtreme slams him followed by a legdrop. Shadow irishwhips Cameron but misses in the corner as Kross connects with a dropkick and a knee til Xtreme delivers a neckbreaker, 2 dropkicks and a spinning heel kick followed by a moonsault for a 2. Kross turns the match around with a kick but gets a 2. Cameron suplexes Xtreme but Shadow kicks out. Shadow delivers a shoulder followed by a dropkick but missed the 5 star frog splash. This allowed Cameron to deliver a fisherman's suplex but Shadow kicks out. Shadow shoves Kross to the mat, delivered a Swanton and left the ring victorious.
Match #3 - ''German Juggernaut'' Moses Luke w/The Baroness vs. Jackie ''Jett'' Lee - This was basically a David vs. Goliath Match. Jackie goes to work with kicks and uppercuts followed by a jumping knee and 10 punches but only gets a 1 count. Jett takes Lee over with a dive to the outside but as he tries a flying bodypress, Moses catches him and pitches him backwards over the head and says ''now we play my game''. Moses chops Jackie twice followed by a suplex but Jackie kicks out at 2. Lee comes back with repeated shots til Moses delivers a sidewalk slam. Jackie comes back but the German Juggernaut delivers a spinebuster but Jackie kicks out. Jackie makes a comeback with hard rights, kicks and a dropkick for a 2. Jackie tries his Chidori (Chi-door-ee) but Moses delivers the Exclamation Point for the win.
Match #4 - SPW Tag Team Title Match - Syko & Son of Syko vs. Cory Diamond & ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan - Diamond rubs Syko's mask. A collar elbow tie up as Diamond puts on an armbar and tags Danny who goes to work on the arm til Syko rakes the eyes and tags his son but Duggan and Cory manage to doubleteam him as Cory puts on another armbar and tags Hotshot who delivers a backflip and an armdrag from Cory. In comes Syko who goes to work on Diamond with a snapmare and a foot followed by a legdrop but Cory kicks out. Syko puts Cory down with a back elbow but Cory comes back with a rollup but Syko kicks out. Syko tags in his son who delivers a brainbuster suplex til Cory recovers and tags Danny who is all fired up with dropkicks til Syko breaks up the count. Duggan continues as Cory faceplants Son of Syko for a 2. The champions doubleteam Diamond as Syko gets the pin with an elbowdrop after using a nightstick with the referee's back turned.
Match #5 - Mr. Nasty w/Stacy Sperling vs. Leo London w/David London - This was the third encounter between these 2 with the stipulation being that both managers had to be handcuffed to each other. Leo goes to work right away on Nasty with uppercuts, chops and a roundhouse kick til Nasty comes back with a stretch move and a kick followed by a clothesline and an elbowdrop and then a knee followed by a second and third chop. London comes back with chops of his own with his brother David cheering him from ringside but gets a kick to the gutt followed by a vicious powerbomb from Nasty but Leo kicks out. Next, Mr. Nasty delivers a powerslam but Leo gets to the ropes. Nasty continues with a bearhug but Leo counters with a headscissors. On the outside, Nasty targets David til Leo comes back. Stacy gets powder ready to throw into the eyes of London but it gets thrown into Nasty as Leo delivers a Hangman's Rolling Elbow for the win.
Match #6 was supposed to be a Diva's Pillow Fight but it got interrupted by Kevy Chevy who clears the ring. The ring announcer tries to get involved but he gets tossed as well. Next, the Aaron's mascot gets involved but he gets a chair shot. Chevy asks for a mic and says: ''OK, this is pure crap, this is bs. Tonight Kevy Chevy becomes SPW Heavyweight Champion and if you thought that was hardcore, I'll show you what hardcore really means!!
Intermission - several wrestlers came out to sign autographs
Match #7 - SPW Provincial Title Match - Marius vs. ''Misfit'' Mike Mission - Marius went right to work on the challenger with repeated stomps before the bell. Marius continues with a snapmare and an elbow followed by a back elbow but gets a 2. Mission comes back but gets put down again. A chokeslam from the champ is a 2. A splash and again the Misfit kicks out at 2. Mission comes back but then both go down because of a double clothesline. Mission delivers repeated punches and gets a 2. A bulldog from Misfit Mike is another 2. Finally, Mission delivers his Mission Statement DDT causing Marius to walk out of the match.
Match #8 - ''Really Crazy'' Rob Stardom vs. The Honky Tonk Man - The crowd joined Honky in singing his entrance music. A collar elbow tieup as HTM shoves Really Crazy to the mat. A second collar elbow as Stardom rakes Honky's eyes. Honky goes to work on Stardom using the ropes. Rob puts on an armbar but thanks to the Honky chants from the audience, HTM reverses the armbar til Rob delivered a kick to the gutt but then Honky Tonk took Stardom and rammed his head into 3 turnbuckles with the fans counting along. Stardom recovered and chokes Honky with his wrist tape twice. A kick to the gutt twice is followed by a splash by Rob for a 2. The crowd chanted Honky Tonk but Stardom puts him down again. The chant started again but Really Crazy goes to work on the knee. Honky recovered with a back elbow and returns the favor. It was now time for the Greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time to deliver his patented Shake Rattle & Roll swing neckbreaker. The move that won him several matches over the years back in the day but Stardom got in a low blow and went to get the guitar. Honky delivered a shot to the breadbasket, picked up the guitar and played a tune on Stardom for the win.
Match #9 - Reggie Gallagher & James Beaver vs. Sons Of Anarchy (Big Cliff Corleone and Billy Blaze) - Now originally this was supposed to be a 1 on 1 encounter but James Beaver made his way to the ring and it became a handicap match. However, little did the heel team realize that out slid Cliff's tag team partner Billy Blaze and it became a tag team match. Beaver tries 2 shoulderblocks but Cliff doesn't budge. Cliff clotheslines Beaver over the ropes to the outside where the Englishman lands on his feet. Beaver tags Reggie and Cliff tags Billy. Blaze gets a kick from Gallagher. Gallagher continues to choke Billy with help from Beaver. Reggie continues with a neckbreaker. Next while Reggie distracts the referee, Billy gets choked but comes back and tags Corleone but of course the refferee didn't see the tag. Beaver goes for a cover but gets a 2. Gallagher continues with a double axhandle as fans chant Reggie sucks, Reggie sucks. In comes Beaver and gives Billy a clothesline. Billy comes back with a powerslam and tags Big Cliff who is on fire. The SOA doubleteam with a Corleone Crunch and a jumping kick from Blaze. Corleone gets in a splash but the cover is broken up by Reggie. All 4 men go at it as Beaver shoves the referee forcing the match to be ruled a no contest. After the match, SOA deliver a double chokeslam to Beaver and put the SOA shirt over him. Even the Blogger got a high 5 from Blaze.
Main Event: SPW Heavyweight Title Match - Kevy Chevy (challenger) vs. La Sombra (champion) - Sombra begins with a dropkick and a heel kick. Kevy reverses the irishwhip and moves out of the way as Sombra attempts a 6-1-9. Sombra delivers a headscissors and rammed Chevy's head 4 times into the mat. A second headscissors and Chevy kicks out at 2. Kevy recovered and started choking Sombra. Chevy drops Sombra on his head with a back suplex for a 2. Sombra recovered but ran into a boot. Sombra comes back with elbows but runs into a vicious clothesline. As Kevy goes up top for a moonsault, La Sombra rolled out of the way. Sombra covers but gets a 2. Chevy delivers a kick to the gutt but as he goes for his running piledriver, Sombra gets a near fall with a sunset flip. Both trade punches. Next, Chevy reaches under the ring for a weapon and so does Sombra. Sombra brings in chairs and Chevy brings in a trash can lid. Both clang the chairs and neither go down. Next, Kevy uses the chair but it bounces off the ropes. With Chevy unconscious Sombra goes for a cover but surprisingly, Chevy kicked out at 2. At this point, the match goes outside and the fight gets taken to the commentary table where Chevy delivers a jumping piledriver. Back inside the ring, Chevy goes for a cover but Sombra surprisingly kicks out at 2. Sombra recovers with 10 punches followed by a super hurricanranna for the win.
SPW returns to Winnipeg on Sunday April 29, 2012 to the Royal Canadian Legion 1335 Main St.
Opening Contest: 6 Man Tag - Sydney Manson, Hooded Claw & Samuel vs. Butch Tholton, ''Big Rig'' Shawn Northstar & Jethro Hawg - Tholton goes right after Samuel with 2 clotheslines and tags in Shawn who goes to work on the arm. Next in comes Jethro who continues to work on the arm by biting and tags in Butch. Unfortunatly Butch gets rammed into the ring post followed by repeated punches from Samuel. In comes Claw who immitates the dancing moves followed by a double thrust and a chokehold. While Claw distracts referee Dynamite Doug Valentine, Manson chokes Tholton with the tag rope. Butch manages to tag in Jethro and all 6 men go at it. Inside the ring, Hawg does a stinkface to Claw followed by a splash from Big Rig and a second splash from Hawg for the win.
Match #2 - Cameron Kross vs. Shadow Xtreme - This was Cameron's debut and he hoped to make it a memorable one. Shadow begins with an armbar but Kross takes him down with a headlock. Shadow goes back to the headlock. Cameron turns the headlock into a headscissors for a 2 followed by 2 armdrags and then both men go down as a result of a double dropkick. Cameron continues with a kick til Xtreme slams him followed by a legdrop. Shadow irishwhips Cameron but misses in the corner as Kross connects with a dropkick and a knee til Xtreme delivers a neckbreaker, 2 dropkicks and a spinning heel kick followed by a moonsault for a 2. Kross turns the match around with a kick but gets a 2. Cameron suplexes Xtreme but Shadow kicks out. Shadow delivers a shoulder followed by a dropkick but missed the 5 star frog splash. This allowed Cameron to deliver a fisherman's suplex but Shadow kicks out. Shadow shoves Kross to the mat, delivered a Swanton and left the ring victorious.
Match #3 - ''German Juggernaut'' Moses Luke w/The Baroness vs. Jackie ''Jett'' Lee - This was basically a David vs. Goliath Match. Jackie goes to work with kicks and uppercuts followed by a jumping knee and 10 punches but only gets a 1 count. Jett takes Lee over with a dive to the outside but as he tries a flying bodypress, Moses catches him and pitches him backwards over the head and says ''now we play my game''. Moses chops Jackie twice followed by a suplex but Jackie kicks out at 2. Lee comes back with repeated shots til Moses delivers a sidewalk slam. Jackie comes back but the German Juggernaut delivers a spinebuster but Jackie kicks out. Jackie makes a comeback with hard rights, kicks and a dropkick for a 2. Jackie tries his Chidori (Chi-door-ee) but Moses delivers the Exclamation Point for the win.
Match #4 - SPW Tag Team Title Match - Syko & Son of Syko vs. Cory Diamond & ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan - Diamond rubs Syko's mask. A collar elbow tie up as Diamond puts on an armbar and tags Danny who goes to work on the arm til Syko rakes the eyes and tags his son but Duggan and Cory manage to doubleteam him as Cory puts on another armbar and tags Hotshot who delivers a backflip and an armdrag from Cory. In comes Syko who goes to work on Diamond with a snapmare and a foot followed by a legdrop but Cory kicks out. Syko puts Cory down with a back elbow but Cory comes back with a rollup but Syko kicks out. Syko tags in his son who delivers a brainbuster suplex til Cory recovers and tags Danny who is all fired up with dropkicks til Syko breaks up the count. Duggan continues as Cory faceplants Son of Syko for a 2. The champions doubleteam Diamond as Syko gets the pin with an elbowdrop after using a nightstick with the referee's back turned.
Match #5 - Mr. Nasty w/Stacy Sperling vs. Leo London w/David London - This was the third encounter between these 2 with the stipulation being that both managers had to be handcuffed to each other. Leo goes to work right away on Nasty with uppercuts, chops and a roundhouse kick til Nasty comes back with a stretch move and a kick followed by a clothesline and an elbowdrop and then a knee followed by a second and third chop. London comes back with chops of his own with his brother David cheering him from ringside but gets a kick to the gutt followed by a vicious powerbomb from Nasty but Leo kicks out. Next, Mr. Nasty delivers a powerslam but Leo gets to the ropes. Nasty continues with a bearhug but Leo counters with a headscissors. On the outside, Nasty targets David til Leo comes back. Stacy gets powder ready to throw into the eyes of London but it gets thrown into Nasty as Leo delivers a Hangman's Rolling Elbow for the win.
Match #6 was supposed to be a Diva's Pillow Fight but it got interrupted by Kevy Chevy who clears the ring. The ring announcer tries to get involved but he gets tossed as well. Next, the Aaron's mascot gets involved but he gets a chair shot. Chevy asks for a mic and says: ''OK, this is pure crap, this is bs. Tonight Kevy Chevy becomes SPW Heavyweight Champion and if you thought that was hardcore, I'll show you what hardcore really means!!
Intermission - several wrestlers came out to sign autographs
Match #7 - SPW Provincial Title Match - Marius vs. ''Misfit'' Mike Mission - Marius went right to work on the challenger with repeated stomps before the bell. Marius continues with a snapmare and an elbow followed by a back elbow but gets a 2. Mission comes back but gets put down again. A chokeslam from the champ is a 2. A splash and again the Misfit kicks out at 2. Mission comes back but then both go down because of a double clothesline. Mission delivers repeated punches and gets a 2. A bulldog from Misfit Mike is another 2. Finally, Mission delivers his Mission Statement DDT causing Marius to walk out of the match.
Match #8 - ''Really Crazy'' Rob Stardom vs. The Honky Tonk Man - The crowd joined Honky in singing his entrance music. A collar elbow tieup as HTM shoves Really Crazy to the mat. A second collar elbow as Stardom rakes Honky's eyes. Honky goes to work on Stardom using the ropes. Rob puts on an armbar but thanks to the Honky chants from the audience, HTM reverses the armbar til Rob delivered a kick to the gutt but then Honky Tonk took Stardom and rammed his head into 3 turnbuckles with the fans counting along. Stardom recovered and chokes Honky with his wrist tape twice. A kick to the gutt twice is followed by a splash by Rob for a 2. The crowd chanted Honky Tonk but Stardom puts him down again. The chant started again but Really Crazy goes to work on the knee. Honky recovered with a back elbow and returns the favor. It was now time for the Greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time to deliver his patented Shake Rattle & Roll swing neckbreaker. The move that won him several matches over the years back in the day but Stardom got in a low blow and went to get the guitar. Honky delivered a shot to the breadbasket, picked up the guitar and played a tune on Stardom for the win.
Match #9 - Reggie Gallagher & James Beaver vs. Sons Of Anarchy (Big Cliff Corleone and Billy Blaze) - Now originally this was supposed to be a 1 on 1 encounter but James Beaver made his way to the ring and it became a handicap match. However, little did the heel team realize that out slid Cliff's tag team partner Billy Blaze and it became a tag team match. Beaver tries 2 shoulderblocks but Cliff doesn't budge. Cliff clotheslines Beaver over the ropes to the outside where the Englishman lands on his feet. Beaver tags Reggie and Cliff tags Billy. Blaze gets a kick from Gallagher. Gallagher continues to choke Billy with help from Beaver. Reggie continues with a neckbreaker. Next while Reggie distracts the referee, Billy gets choked but comes back and tags Corleone but of course the refferee didn't see the tag. Beaver goes for a cover but gets a 2. Gallagher continues with a double axhandle as fans chant Reggie sucks, Reggie sucks. In comes Beaver and gives Billy a clothesline. Billy comes back with a powerslam and tags Big Cliff who is on fire. The SOA doubleteam with a Corleone Crunch and a jumping kick from Blaze. Corleone gets in a splash but the cover is broken up by Reggie. All 4 men go at it as Beaver shoves the referee forcing the match to be ruled a no contest. After the match, SOA deliver a double chokeslam to Beaver and put the SOA shirt over him. Even the Blogger got a high 5 from Blaze.
Main Event: SPW Heavyweight Title Match - Kevy Chevy (challenger) vs. La Sombra (champion) - Sombra begins with a dropkick and a heel kick. Kevy reverses the irishwhip and moves out of the way as Sombra attempts a 6-1-9. Sombra delivers a headscissors and rammed Chevy's head 4 times into the mat. A second headscissors and Chevy kicks out at 2. Kevy recovered and started choking Sombra. Chevy drops Sombra on his head with a back suplex for a 2. Sombra recovered but ran into a boot. Sombra comes back with elbows but runs into a vicious clothesline. As Kevy goes up top for a moonsault, La Sombra rolled out of the way. Sombra covers but gets a 2. Chevy delivers a kick to the gutt but as he goes for his running piledriver, Sombra gets a near fall with a sunset flip. Both trade punches. Next, Chevy reaches under the ring for a weapon and so does Sombra. Sombra brings in chairs and Chevy brings in a trash can lid. Both clang the chairs and neither go down. Next, Kevy uses the chair but it bounces off the ropes. With Chevy unconscious Sombra goes for a cover but surprisingly, Chevy kicked out at 2. At this point, the match goes outside and the fight gets taken to the commentary table where Chevy delivers a jumping piledriver. Back inside the ring, Chevy goes for a cover but Sombra surprisingly kicks out at 2. Sombra recovers with 10 punches followed by a super hurricanranna for the win.
SPW returns to Winnipeg on Sunday April 29, 2012 to the Royal Canadian Legion 1335 Main St.
Saturday, March 17, 2012
River City Wrestling St. Patrick's Day Shenanigans Results
Today, RCW (River City Wrestling) presented St. Patrick's Day Shenanigans at the Sally Ann Center. Here are the results prepared by the Master Blogger.
Opening Contest - Dirty Dick Walker vs. Shawn ''Big Rig'' Northstar - Walker puts Shawn in a headlock but goes down with a shoulderblock. The Dirty One goes back to the headlock followed by a series of rights but Big Rig reverses the irish whip. Dirty Dick tries a small package but gets a 2. Walker comes back with shoulders followed a chinlock and a rake across the top rope. Next comes a chokehold til Big Rig comes back but only gets a 1. Walker delivers a knee and a nervehold. Shawn comes back with a clothesline but misses in the corner. Just as the ring announcer is about to announce Dick Walker the winner of the opening contest, Vinnie Valiant comes out and says ''Hey Walker, I got a surprise for you, I have someone I brought in with me''. That person was none other than Shadow Xtreme much to the disgust of the Dirty One the referee rang the bell and we go right into our second match.
Match #2 - Dirty Dick Walker vs. Shadow Xtreme - Having wrestled one person Walker claimed ''I gotta wrestle twice?!'' Shadow gets put down by the Dirty One but comes back with a roundhouse kick but gets a 2. and then Dirty Dick delivers repeated rights but falls to a boot and a 5 star frog splash as Walker rolls out of the ring. Winner via countout: Shadow Xtreme.
Match #3 - James Beaver w/Laurence Fozzworth III vs. Buddy Wiser - As Beaver made his way to the ring, the Blogger (you know that's me) gave the I've got my eyes on you sign to Fozzworth. Beaver begins with a poke to the eye. Wiser comes back but Beaver delivers a facerake and a chokehold followed by a rake across the ropes just like we saw in the opening contest til Buddy comes back but Beaver chokes him. Buddy deliveres repeated punches and brings out Beaver the hard way. At this point it becomes chaos as both Dick Walker and Shadow Xtreme interfere. This results in Buddy issuing a tag match for the main event. Next, Vinnie says ''Hey Louis, I haven't forgotten about you what do you say if these guys win, I get 5 minutes with you. It's only fair.
Match #4 - Samuel vs. ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda - This match was announced 2 weeks ago. The Rebel begins with a clothesline over the ropes. Samuel comes back with an eye gouge and a choke on the ropes followed by an elbow and then a headbutt, a chop and knees are followed by an avalanche but only gets a 2 as Collins kicked out. Samuel delivers a headbutt til Bobby puts him down with a superkick and a chinlock til Samuel bites Collins on the head and delivers a knee. Next, Samuel delivers a clothesline but the Rebel kicks out. Collins goes for a small package but Samuel kicks out and delivers a clothesline and a suplex for good measure. Collins tries a sunset flip but Samuel gets to the ropes. Bobby delivers kicks and a legdrop to the back but Samuel kicks out. Collins goes for a sleeper but Samuel delivers a jawbreaker and again Collins kicks out. Bobby delivers repeated rights but Samuel takes him out of the ring and goes for Caveman Broda. Next with the referee's back turned, Samuel goes for his barbed wire bat and uses it twice to get the win. After the match Collins viciously attacks Samuel with the barbed wire.
Intermission - several wrestlers came out to sign autographs
Match #5 - Mr. Nasty w/Laurence Fozzworth III vs. ''Marvelous'' Marc Merric - Once again Fozzworth and the Blogger both did the I've got my eyes on you sign to each other and Nasty did the same to the Blogger. I mean I'm just doing my job as an unbiased reporter c'mon. Anyway, let's get to this match before I blow up. Nasty shoves Marc to the mat. A collar elbow tieup as Merric delivers repeated kicks and a bulldog. Nasty comes back with a chop but misses a knee. On the outside Merric rammed Nasty into the chair as well as the ringpost til Nasty came back with repeated knees and a chokehold using his boot. Fozzworth chokes Merric on the outside using the ropes. Back inside Nasty puts Marc down with a sidewalk slam for a 2. Nasty slams Merric again and once again Fozzworth taunts the unbiased Master Blogger. So now it's getting to the point of being ridiculous. Anyway, Marc delivers a Dead Sea Drop and gets the win. On the way back to the ring, Fozzworth says ''When I get done with you Blogger, he's gonna break you in half''. Oh it's on. it's on.
Main Event - Tag Team Action - Dirty Dick Walker & James Beaver vs. The F.N.O. First Nations Order (Buddy Wiser & Shadow Xtreme) - A collar elbow tieup as Buddy backs Walker to the corner. A second collar elbow and Walker returns the favor. A kick to the gutt by the Dirty One is followed by several rights til Buddy takes him down with a clothesline but Dick managed to tag in Beaver who delivers an axe handle. Walker delivers repeated headbutts. A double clothesline by the heel team til Beaver misses. This prompted Wiser to tag in Shadow Xtreme who was on fire but missed in the corner. This allowed Beaver to make the cover til it was broken up by Wiser. The Dirty One irishwhips but Shadow comes back with a sunset flip for a 2. Next, Walker chokes with his knee. Beaver slams Xtreme but misses a backflip allowing Shadow to deliver a couple of roundhouse kicks and tag in Buddy who is fired up with 2 slams but Beaver kicks out. All 4 men go at it and the referee has no choice but to rule the match a double countout. If that wasn't enough, The FNO bring the Weasel into the ring where Vinnie knocks him out with a roundhouse kick.
Extra Notes: The Master Blogger is going to give the Weazel 2 weeks to apologize to me at the March 31st show and if the Blogger doesn't get his apology, well let's just say there will be consequences because I can promise you Fozzworth: The war has just begun.
Opening Contest - Dirty Dick Walker vs. Shawn ''Big Rig'' Northstar - Walker puts Shawn in a headlock but goes down with a shoulderblock. The Dirty One goes back to the headlock followed by a series of rights but Big Rig reverses the irish whip. Dirty Dick tries a small package but gets a 2. Walker comes back with shoulders followed a chinlock and a rake across the top rope. Next comes a chokehold til Big Rig comes back but only gets a 1. Walker delivers a knee and a nervehold. Shawn comes back with a clothesline but misses in the corner. Just as the ring announcer is about to announce Dick Walker the winner of the opening contest, Vinnie Valiant comes out and says ''Hey Walker, I got a surprise for you, I have someone I brought in with me''. That person was none other than Shadow Xtreme much to the disgust of the Dirty One the referee rang the bell and we go right into our second match.
Match #2 - Dirty Dick Walker vs. Shadow Xtreme - Having wrestled one person Walker claimed ''I gotta wrestle twice?!'' Shadow gets put down by the Dirty One but comes back with a roundhouse kick but gets a 2. and then Dirty Dick delivers repeated rights but falls to a boot and a 5 star frog splash as Walker rolls out of the ring. Winner via countout: Shadow Xtreme.
Match #3 - James Beaver w/Laurence Fozzworth III vs. Buddy Wiser - As Beaver made his way to the ring, the Blogger (you know that's me) gave the I've got my eyes on you sign to Fozzworth. Beaver begins with a poke to the eye. Wiser comes back but Beaver delivers a facerake and a chokehold followed by a rake across the ropes just like we saw in the opening contest til Buddy comes back but Beaver chokes him. Buddy deliveres repeated punches and brings out Beaver the hard way. At this point it becomes chaos as both Dick Walker and Shadow Xtreme interfere. This results in Buddy issuing a tag match for the main event. Next, Vinnie says ''Hey Louis, I haven't forgotten about you what do you say if these guys win, I get 5 minutes with you. It's only fair.
Match #4 - Samuel vs. ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda - This match was announced 2 weeks ago. The Rebel begins with a clothesline over the ropes. Samuel comes back with an eye gouge and a choke on the ropes followed by an elbow and then a headbutt, a chop and knees are followed by an avalanche but only gets a 2 as Collins kicked out. Samuel delivers a headbutt til Bobby puts him down with a superkick and a chinlock til Samuel bites Collins on the head and delivers a knee. Next, Samuel delivers a clothesline but the Rebel kicks out. Collins goes for a small package but Samuel kicks out and delivers a clothesline and a suplex for good measure. Collins tries a sunset flip but Samuel gets to the ropes. Bobby delivers kicks and a legdrop to the back but Samuel kicks out. Collins goes for a sleeper but Samuel delivers a jawbreaker and again Collins kicks out. Bobby delivers repeated rights but Samuel takes him out of the ring and goes for Caveman Broda. Next with the referee's back turned, Samuel goes for his barbed wire bat and uses it twice to get the win. After the match Collins viciously attacks Samuel with the barbed wire.
Intermission - several wrestlers came out to sign autographs
Match #5 - Mr. Nasty w/Laurence Fozzworth III vs. ''Marvelous'' Marc Merric - Once again Fozzworth and the Blogger both did the I've got my eyes on you sign to each other and Nasty did the same to the Blogger. I mean I'm just doing my job as an unbiased reporter c'mon. Anyway, let's get to this match before I blow up. Nasty shoves Marc to the mat. A collar elbow tieup as Merric delivers repeated kicks and a bulldog. Nasty comes back with a chop but misses a knee. On the outside Merric rammed Nasty into the chair as well as the ringpost til Nasty came back with repeated knees and a chokehold using his boot. Fozzworth chokes Merric on the outside using the ropes. Back inside Nasty puts Marc down with a sidewalk slam for a 2. Nasty slams Merric again and once again Fozzworth taunts the unbiased Master Blogger. So now it's getting to the point of being ridiculous. Anyway, Marc delivers a Dead Sea Drop and gets the win. On the way back to the ring, Fozzworth says ''When I get done with you Blogger, he's gonna break you in half''. Oh it's on. it's on.
Main Event - Tag Team Action - Dirty Dick Walker & James Beaver vs. The F.N.O. First Nations Order (Buddy Wiser & Shadow Xtreme) - A collar elbow tieup as Buddy backs Walker to the corner. A second collar elbow and Walker returns the favor. A kick to the gutt by the Dirty One is followed by several rights til Buddy takes him down with a clothesline but Dick managed to tag in Beaver who delivers an axe handle. Walker delivers repeated headbutts. A double clothesline by the heel team til Beaver misses. This prompted Wiser to tag in Shadow Xtreme who was on fire but missed in the corner. This allowed Beaver to make the cover til it was broken up by Wiser. The Dirty One irishwhips but Shadow comes back with a sunset flip for a 2. Next, Walker chokes with his knee. Beaver slams Xtreme but misses a backflip allowing Shadow to deliver a couple of roundhouse kicks and tag in Buddy who is fired up with 2 slams but Beaver kicks out. All 4 men go at it and the referee has no choice but to rule the match a double countout. If that wasn't enough, The FNO bring the Weasel into the ring where Vinnie knocks him out with a roundhouse kick.
Extra Notes: The Master Blogger is going to give the Weazel 2 weeks to apologize to me at the March 31st show and if the Blogger doesn't get his apology, well let's just say there will be consequences because I can promise you Fozzworth: The war has just begun.
Friday, March 9, 2012
CWE Explicit Content Results
Last night CWE presented Explicit Content at Cowboy's Roadhouse 1034 Elizabeth Rd. featuring the Innovator of Violence Tommy Dreamer and WWE legend the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase. Let's get to the results from the Master Blogger.
Opening Contest: 3 Way Dance - ''Mr TLC'' Tommy Lee Curtis vs. ''The Face Of Country Music'' JJ Sanchez vs. Tyler Colton - Before the match, Sanchez went outside and demanded that the fans chant Sanchez, Sanchez but all he got was a chorus of boos. Inside the ring, Colton puts TLC in a headlock but then Curtis turns it into an armbar followed by an armdrag takedown. Tyler does a ploncha onto JJ and connects with a dropkick. Sanchez comes back with a jawbreaker til both Colton and Tommy work together to do a double superkick to the chin followed by a double faceplant and a moonsault from Tommy for a 2. Colton and TLC trade blows til Sanchez clotheslines them both. Curtis goes for a cover but it is broken up by Tyler. Tyler goes for a superplex but into the ring comes JJ and the move becomes a superbomb (superplex and powerbomb combined). In the end, TLC gets the win. As a sign of respect Curtis and Colton shook hands.
AOD Promo: Now these 2 teams were supposed to get it on but Robby says sorry this match is not gonna take place. That little stooge Shane Madison stuck his big nose in our business and he wants us to fight? Well we're good buddies. Heck we held this company hostage for 3 whole months. This brings Shane Madison to the ring saying: ''I'm a stooge? Well if you four are not going to fight then I am going to give the tag title match to the Big Sexy Beasts. This gets the AOD all pissed off and we go right into the second match.
Match #2 - Team Impact vs. Moses Luke & Mentallo - Luke delivers a sideslam to ATM and tags in Mentallo who delivers a dropkick to the mush til ATM recovers and tags in Robby who gets a chop from Mentallo til Royce reverses the irishwhip and tags in ATM who slams Mentallo. On the ring apron, Moses is getting impatient as Moore goes to work on Mentallo and tags Robby who gets in a clothesline and elbows Moses. Luke is getting more and more upset. Royce again tags ATM who goes to work again on Mentallo but misses an elbow. This prompted Mentallo to tag in the German Juggernaut who was all fired up!! Avalanching ATM until Robby irishwhips him into the referee. This allowed Robby to get in a Canadian Destroyer. At this point the Big Sexy Beasts hit the ring and all hell breaks loose!! Mentallo got the pin on Robby. After the match, Team Impact get into a shoving contest but then make up.
Match #3 - Taking Out The Trash Match for the 123Approved.ca Open Rules Title - Ike Idol vs. ''Brickhouse'' Paul Arcidi - How a 123Approved.ca Open Rules Title match works is the challenger picks the stipulation. In this case scenario, Idol chose a Taking out the Trash Match. (whatever) Idol attacks Arcidi from the opening bell but Paul turns the match around. Idol comes back for a bit but Arcidi hit the Alabama Slam for the W. After the match, the same striker who attacked Bubbles McFly (still don't know his name) ambushed Ike.
Match #4 - ''Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane vs. Dusty Lamborghini - A collar elbow tieup as Fairlane backs Dusty to the turnbuckle not once but twice. Dusty recovers but falls victim to a suplex til Lamborghini gets in a dropkick and a drop toehold til Matt delivers a neckbreaker for a 2. Dusty tries a clothesline but the Alpha Male does not go down until Dusty tries a dropkick and a slam but he misses a high risk move. This allowed Matt to pick up the win with his famous Fairlane Widowmaker but after the match, Matt wasn't satisfied. Bringing the chair into the ring, he piledrove Dusty twice. This just proves that when Matt Fairlane doesn't get what he wants. He gets really, really pissed off!!
Match #5 - Size Matters (Zack ''Mile High'' Mercury & The Axe) vs. Nate Hardy - Nate Hardy came out alone asking where is my partner Darien Karisma? Well apparently, 3 Year Anniversary show, Zack Mercury had Axe take him out and he is seriously injured. So therefore this match is going to be a 2 on 1 handicap match. Much to the delight of Size Matters. Nate goes to work on Zack with kicks and lefts til Mile High gets in a clothesline and a forearm til Hardy comes back with a blocked suplex attempt and goes after Axe who catches Hardy in mid-air carrying him all around Cowboy's til Nate recovers but runs into an elbow as Size Matters doubleteam Hardy some more. Zack delivers a dropkick til Nate comes back with a Twist Of Fate and a Sliced Bread to Mercury but in turn did not see the big Axe behind him. Axe delivers a slam and ascends the ropes. Mercury delivers a Cross-Rhodes type move for the win. Next, Shane Madison comes in and says that match only lasted 20 minutes. so you guys think you can take on anybody you want? Well next month, when we are back at Cowboy's April 19th, it's going to be you two against Nate Hardy and a partner of my choosing. This did not sit well with Axe and Merc. So next month it's going to be Size Matters vs. Nate Hardy and are you ready? drum roll please... Sycho Sid. This is definitly big big news!!
Ted Dibiase Promo: Ted got in the ring and said his famous line.. Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man. This next gets interrupted by JJ Sanchez who says You Ted Dibiase are in Cowboy's: the bar of country music. Well, Ted, I am JJ Sanchez: The Face of Country Music. You are a legend. To me: legend means hasbeen, old, washed up. Today it is 2012. Your time is over my time is now. Ted responds by telling JJ he has 2 choices:
1. taking your best shot
2. taking my best shot
JJ goes with number one and falls prey to Dibiase's famous Million Dollar Dream sleeper hold that won the Million Dollar Man many matches over the years and says somebody take this trash out of the ring. Rick Matthews comes down and then if that wasn't enough, the music of the CWE Heavyweight Champion ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan hits and Duggan says Rick Matthews, tis man is a legend, this man is a Hall Of Famer, this man paved the way for us guys who love doing what we love to do and all you 2 did was spit in his face. At this point we go right into our next match.
Match #6 - CWE Heavyweight Title Match - ''Pimp Daddy Rick Matthews w/JJ Sanchez (challenger) vs. ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan w/Ted Dibiase (champion) - Matthews headbutts Danny but Duggan comes back til Rick delivers hard chops and 2 hiptosses but only gets a 2. Duggan gets in a double noggin knocker to both Rick and JJ and tosses Rick back inside for a flying bodypress but then Pimp Daddy shoves referee Kelly Russell into the ring ropes which allowed the challenger to superplex the champion and deliver a snapmare followed by a chokehold. Duggan came back but Rick got in some shoulders til Danny delivered a boot but Rick recovered and got a 2. Matthews continued with a suplex but missed a diving headbutt as Danny delivers a clothesline but only gets a 2. Danny gets in a front face plant but gets a near fall. Next, Duggan pulls the ropes sending Matthews outside of the ring. Back inside, the champ connects with a suplex but only gets a 2. Matthews delivers his running Death Valley Driver but again only gets a 2. A second diving headbutt is another near fall. Finally a Rock Bottom and his Cruel Summer knee drop got Danny the win.
Intermission - several people got pictures with Ted Dibiase
Match #7 - Marius & Agent Red vs. The Big Sexy Beasts (AJ Sanchez & Kevy Chevy) - All 4 men go at it from the opening bell. The Beasts double team Marius followed by a Fallaway Moonsault Slam onto Red from AJ. Red comes back with an irishwhip and tag in Marius who delivers shoulders to Sanchez and tags back in to Agent Red who slams AJ. In comes Marius again but misses a top rope legdrop. This prompted AJ to tag in Chevy who is all fired up. Kevy delivers a Death Valley Driver to Red and a chop to Marius followed by a double back bodydrop and a double boot to Red this is followed by a dive to the outside from AJ and their finishing move to Red for the win. Following the match, Team Impact hit the ring and ambushed the Big Sexy Beasts. If that wasn't enough, the entire locker room emptied to try and hold back all 4 men. Then if that wasn't enough, Shane Madison comes out and says hold it, hold everything. AJ, Kevy you guys will get your day. At the next CWE show April 19th when we are back at Cowboys it is going to be the Big Sexy Beasts vs. Team Impact for the CWE Tag Team Titles. The fans then chant TLC, TLC. So Madison says: Okay, April 19th, we are going to hang the CWE tag team titles and it is going to be the Big Sexy Beasts vs. Team Impact in a TLC Match.
Main Event: Sons Of Anarchy (Big Cliff Corleone, ''Misfit'' Mike Mission & ???) vs. Original Thug Crew & ''Innovator of Violence'' Tommy Dreamer - . All 6 men go at it from the opening bell. Spyder chops the Misfit but Mission comes back with repeated kendo stick shots. The anonymous masked man throws Dreamer into the ringpost. On the outside, Mission continues the assault on the Canadian Crime Spree with the kendo stick. Cliff attacks Dalton and stands toe to toe with the Innovator of Violence. Dalton and the masked guy trade chops. Back inside the ring, the OTC ambush the masked man and ask the crowd: ''take the mask off?'' to which the crowd and yours truly say yes but I yelled. yeah do it!! the mask comes off to reveal the striker to be none other than former CWE star Billy Blaze. Next, the fight gets taken to the bar where Spyder whacks Cliff with a chair and shouts ''Welcome To Extreme!!!!'' Next, the Canadian Crime Spree takes the Blogger's clip board and says repeat so he whacks Cliff not once but twice. In other words, Cliff got clipped. After that Spyder spits beer in the face of Big Cliff. At this point all hell breaks loose as the fans sing ''This is awesome''. Billy grabs a staple gun and uses it on Tommy Dreamer. Big Cliff sets up a table but ends up going through it himself. At this point Spyder handcuffs Cliff to the table rendering him helpless. Next, Darren strangles Blaze to the ring rope so he was helpless. Finally, that left OTC alone with Mike Mission as Tommy Dreamer set up thousands of thumbtacks and Dalton and Spyder send Mission into the tacks for the win.
Extra Notes: I know I am doing my job as an unbiased reporter, but the bottom line is this. When anyone gets in the ring with OTC: Somebody's gonna get clipped.
Opening Contest: 3 Way Dance - ''Mr TLC'' Tommy Lee Curtis vs. ''The Face Of Country Music'' JJ Sanchez vs. Tyler Colton - Before the match, Sanchez went outside and demanded that the fans chant Sanchez, Sanchez but all he got was a chorus of boos. Inside the ring, Colton puts TLC in a headlock but then Curtis turns it into an armbar followed by an armdrag takedown. Tyler does a ploncha onto JJ and connects with a dropkick. Sanchez comes back with a jawbreaker til both Colton and Tommy work together to do a double superkick to the chin followed by a double faceplant and a moonsault from Tommy for a 2. Colton and TLC trade blows til Sanchez clotheslines them both. Curtis goes for a cover but it is broken up by Tyler. Tyler goes for a superplex but into the ring comes JJ and the move becomes a superbomb (superplex and powerbomb combined). In the end, TLC gets the win. As a sign of respect Curtis and Colton shook hands.
AOD Promo: Now these 2 teams were supposed to get it on but Robby says sorry this match is not gonna take place. That little stooge Shane Madison stuck his big nose in our business and he wants us to fight? Well we're good buddies. Heck we held this company hostage for 3 whole months. This brings Shane Madison to the ring saying: ''I'm a stooge? Well if you four are not going to fight then I am going to give the tag title match to the Big Sexy Beasts. This gets the AOD all pissed off and we go right into the second match.
Match #2 - Team Impact vs. Moses Luke & Mentallo - Luke delivers a sideslam to ATM and tags in Mentallo who delivers a dropkick to the mush til ATM recovers and tags in Robby who gets a chop from Mentallo til Royce reverses the irishwhip and tags in ATM who slams Mentallo. On the ring apron, Moses is getting impatient as Moore goes to work on Mentallo and tags Robby who gets in a clothesline and elbows Moses. Luke is getting more and more upset. Royce again tags ATM who goes to work again on Mentallo but misses an elbow. This prompted Mentallo to tag in the German Juggernaut who was all fired up!! Avalanching ATM until Robby irishwhips him into the referee. This allowed Robby to get in a Canadian Destroyer. At this point the Big Sexy Beasts hit the ring and all hell breaks loose!! Mentallo got the pin on Robby. After the match, Team Impact get into a shoving contest but then make up.
Match #3 - Taking Out The Trash Match for the 123Approved.ca Open Rules Title - Ike Idol vs. ''Brickhouse'' Paul Arcidi - How a 123Approved.ca Open Rules Title match works is the challenger picks the stipulation. In this case scenario, Idol chose a Taking out the Trash Match. (whatever) Idol attacks Arcidi from the opening bell but Paul turns the match around. Idol comes back for a bit but Arcidi hit the Alabama Slam for the W. After the match, the same striker who attacked Bubbles McFly (still don't know his name) ambushed Ike.
Match #4 - ''Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane vs. Dusty Lamborghini - A collar elbow tieup as Fairlane backs Dusty to the turnbuckle not once but twice. Dusty recovers but falls victim to a suplex til Lamborghini gets in a dropkick and a drop toehold til Matt delivers a neckbreaker for a 2. Dusty tries a clothesline but the Alpha Male does not go down until Dusty tries a dropkick and a slam but he misses a high risk move. This allowed Matt to pick up the win with his famous Fairlane Widowmaker but after the match, Matt wasn't satisfied. Bringing the chair into the ring, he piledrove Dusty twice. This just proves that when Matt Fairlane doesn't get what he wants. He gets really, really pissed off!!
Match #5 - Size Matters (Zack ''Mile High'' Mercury & The Axe) vs. Nate Hardy - Nate Hardy came out alone asking where is my partner Darien Karisma? Well apparently, 3 Year Anniversary show, Zack Mercury had Axe take him out and he is seriously injured. So therefore this match is going to be a 2 on 1 handicap match. Much to the delight of Size Matters. Nate goes to work on Zack with kicks and lefts til Mile High gets in a clothesline and a forearm til Hardy comes back with a blocked suplex attempt and goes after Axe who catches Hardy in mid-air carrying him all around Cowboy's til Nate recovers but runs into an elbow as Size Matters doubleteam Hardy some more. Zack delivers a dropkick til Nate comes back with a Twist Of Fate and a Sliced Bread to Mercury but in turn did not see the big Axe behind him. Axe delivers a slam and ascends the ropes. Mercury delivers a Cross-Rhodes type move for the win. Next, Shane Madison comes in and says that match only lasted 20 minutes. so you guys think you can take on anybody you want? Well next month, when we are back at Cowboy's April 19th, it's going to be you two against Nate Hardy and a partner of my choosing. This did not sit well with Axe and Merc. So next month it's going to be Size Matters vs. Nate Hardy and are you ready? drum roll please... Sycho Sid. This is definitly big big news!!
Ted Dibiase Promo: Ted got in the ring and said his famous line.. Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man. This next gets interrupted by JJ Sanchez who says You Ted Dibiase are in Cowboy's: the bar of country music. Well, Ted, I am JJ Sanchez: The Face of Country Music. You are a legend. To me: legend means hasbeen, old, washed up. Today it is 2012. Your time is over my time is now. Ted responds by telling JJ he has 2 choices:
1. taking your best shot
2. taking my best shot
JJ goes with number one and falls prey to Dibiase's famous Million Dollar Dream sleeper hold that won the Million Dollar Man many matches over the years and says somebody take this trash out of the ring. Rick Matthews comes down and then if that wasn't enough, the music of the CWE Heavyweight Champion ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan hits and Duggan says Rick Matthews, tis man is a legend, this man is a Hall Of Famer, this man paved the way for us guys who love doing what we love to do and all you 2 did was spit in his face. At this point we go right into our next match.
Match #6 - CWE Heavyweight Title Match - ''Pimp Daddy Rick Matthews w/JJ Sanchez (challenger) vs. ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan w/Ted Dibiase (champion) - Matthews headbutts Danny but Duggan comes back til Rick delivers hard chops and 2 hiptosses but only gets a 2. Duggan gets in a double noggin knocker to both Rick and JJ and tosses Rick back inside for a flying bodypress but then Pimp Daddy shoves referee Kelly Russell into the ring ropes which allowed the challenger to superplex the champion and deliver a snapmare followed by a chokehold. Duggan came back but Rick got in some shoulders til Danny delivered a boot but Rick recovered and got a 2. Matthews continued with a suplex but missed a diving headbutt as Danny delivers a clothesline but only gets a 2. Danny gets in a front face plant but gets a near fall. Next, Duggan pulls the ropes sending Matthews outside of the ring. Back inside, the champ connects with a suplex but only gets a 2. Matthews delivers his running Death Valley Driver but again only gets a 2. A second diving headbutt is another near fall. Finally a Rock Bottom and his Cruel Summer knee drop got Danny the win.
Intermission - several people got pictures with Ted Dibiase
Match #7 - Marius & Agent Red vs. The Big Sexy Beasts (AJ Sanchez & Kevy Chevy) - All 4 men go at it from the opening bell. The Beasts double team Marius followed by a Fallaway Moonsault Slam onto Red from AJ. Red comes back with an irishwhip and tag in Marius who delivers shoulders to Sanchez and tags back in to Agent Red who slams AJ. In comes Marius again but misses a top rope legdrop. This prompted AJ to tag in Chevy who is all fired up. Kevy delivers a Death Valley Driver to Red and a chop to Marius followed by a double back bodydrop and a double boot to Red this is followed by a dive to the outside from AJ and their finishing move to Red for the win. Following the match, Team Impact hit the ring and ambushed the Big Sexy Beasts. If that wasn't enough, the entire locker room emptied to try and hold back all 4 men. Then if that wasn't enough, Shane Madison comes out and says hold it, hold everything. AJ, Kevy you guys will get your day. At the next CWE show April 19th when we are back at Cowboys it is going to be the Big Sexy Beasts vs. Team Impact for the CWE Tag Team Titles. The fans then chant TLC, TLC. So Madison says: Okay, April 19th, we are going to hang the CWE tag team titles and it is going to be the Big Sexy Beasts vs. Team Impact in a TLC Match.
Main Event: Sons Of Anarchy (Big Cliff Corleone, ''Misfit'' Mike Mission & ???) vs. Original Thug Crew & ''Innovator of Violence'' Tommy Dreamer - . All 6 men go at it from the opening bell. Spyder chops the Misfit but Mission comes back with repeated kendo stick shots. The anonymous masked man throws Dreamer into the ringpost. On the outside, Mission continues the assault on the Canadian Crime Spree with the kendo stick. Cliff attacks Dalton and stands toe to toe with the Innovator of Violence. Dalton and the masked guy trade chops. Back inside the ring, the OTC ambush the masked man and ask the crowd: ''take the mask off?'' to which the crowd and yours truly say yes but I yelled. yeah do it!! the mask comes off to reveal the striker to be none other than former CWE star Billy Blaze. Next, the fight gets taken to the bar where Spyder whacks Cliff with a chair and shouts ''Welcome To Extreme!!!!'' Next, the Canadian Crime Spree takes the Blogger's clip board and says repeat so he whacks Cliff not once but twice. In other words, Cliff got clipped. After that Spyder spits beer in the face of Big Cliff. At this point all hell breaks loose as the fans sing ''This is awesome''. Billy grabs a staple gun and uses it on Tommy Dreamer. Big Cliff sets up a table but ends up going through it himself. At this point Spyder handcuffs Cliff to the table rendering him helpless. Next, Darren strangles Blaze to the ring rope so he was helpless. Finally, that left OTC alone with Mike Mission as Tommy Dreamer set up thousands of thumbtacks and Dalton and Spyder send Mission into the tacks for the win.
Extra Notes: I know I am doing my job as an unbiased reporter, but the bottom line is this. When anyone gets in the ring with OTC: Somebody's gonna get clipped.
Monday, March 5, 2012
Updated Training Center Ad
This is an updated ad for those who are willing to get some training done at the Winnipeg Wrestling Academy. The Academy is making some permanant changes. Everyone who trains will be required to pay cash up front first at $50.00 for tryout, then if you pass, $600 for one year and $400 at non-refundable deposit and if you quit, you still pay in full.
So I ask that we get the ball rolling down here. If you have questions you can call either vice president Louis Hendrickson at 451-4901 or the GM Doug Harney at 229-4584 or even the president/head trainer Elie Muir aka Madman Muir at 798-6160.
Also, I challenge every one of my facebook friends who are in the wrestling biz that if you do not believe me to come down to the training center and judge it for themselves.
So I ask that we get the ball rolling down here. If you have questions you can call either vice president Louis Hendrickson at 451-4901 or the GM Doug Harney at 229-4584 or even the president/head trainer Elie Muir aka Madman Muir at 798-6160.
Also, I challenge every one of my facebook friends who are in the wrestling biz that if you do not believe me to come down to the training center and judge it for themselves.
Saturday, March 3, 2012
River City Wrestling The Next Saturday After Results
This afternoon, River City Wrestling presented The Next Saturday After at the Weetamah Gym of the Sally Ann Center on the corner of Logan and Lizzie. Let's get to the results prepared by the one and only Master Blogger.
Bobby Collins & Caveman Broda Promo: Collins talked about how happy he was to be back and how he had an opportunity to wrestle for the Heavyweight Title but Dick Walker held onto his legs and he got counted out. Next, he talks about how Damon Marx has been going around and saying he has beaten him. Collins calls out Marx for a re-match and we go into our opening match.
Opening Contest - Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda vs. Damon Marx w/The Manager Of Champions Laurence Fozzworth III - Prior to the match starting Fozzworth said to the Blogger and I quote: ''Why aren't you writing about the greatest wrestler on the planet Damon Marx? To which the Blogger replied: I am just doing my job!! Marx attacks Collins but Rebel Bobby delivers a clothesline sending Damon to the outside forcing Marx to leave the ring. As Marx taunts Broda, Collins delivers a poke to the eye. Back inside, Marx takes Collins over with a chokehold using the knee. Damon continues w/blows and a second chokehold followed by a slingshot under the ropes. Collins tries a sunset flip but only gets a 2. Marx send the Rebel outside where Marx says c'mon Broda, right here. Next, Collins kicks Marx and delivers repeated punches til Marx comes back with a suplex the on misses on the ropes. This allows Collins to deliver a hurricanranna for the win. When the match was finished: A striker came from the back and ambushed Collins with a chair. It was revealed that the striker was none other than Zamil. The Z-Man continued the attack while Fozzworth said: I told all of you I had a surprise. I told everybody: Caveman Broda, Buddy Wiser and everyone else I had a surprise: Zamil and that his brother Samuel was not far behind.
Match #2 - Zamil w/ Laurence Fozzworth III Manager Of Champions vs. Buddy Wiser - A collar elbow as Zamil backs Wiser to the corner followed by a bite on the forehead and a hard right. This is followed by an irishwhip but Buddy moved out of the way. This prompted Wiser to get in a chop and a clothesline til Z-Man came back with a chokehold and a forearm. While action was going on inside, outside again Fozzworth got in the Blogger's business again saying: Why aren't you writing about Zamil. To which the Blogger said: ''I told you, I am just doing my job as an unbiased reporter!!'' Z-Man continued with a chokehold and a forearm but Buddy came back with a sunset flip for a 2. Zamil delivers an elbow but gets a 2. Zamil next delivers a dropkick sending Wiser to the outside where Fozzworth kicks Wiser twice. Next Zamil delivers a cannonball outside where Fozzworth chokes Buddy by his collar. Back inside the ring, Buddy recovers with a clothesline but misses a legdrop. This allowed Zamil to go to work on the legs. Buddy would recover with forearms followed by 10 punches til the Z-Man gets in a poke to the eyes and an elbow. As the referee Doug Valentine starts counting, Zamil reaches under the ring and pulls out his steel chair. While the referee was distracted as Zamil goes to whack Buddy with the chair, Playboy Buddy clocked him with his collar chain. At this point Dynamite Doug Valentine has no choice but to rule the match a double disqualification. Much to the disapproval of Mr. Fozzworth.
Vinnie Valiant Promo: Vinnie's promo is interrupted by Dirty Dick Walker who says: you've got something I want but I'll take it a little bit later on. Right now, I am out here to challenge you to an arm wrestling contest. Vinnie accepts and wins the match but Dirty Dick was not satisfied. After the contest, he ambushed Vinnie with the small table and said: I'll get my re-match!!
Match #3 - Damon Marx w/Laurence Fozzworth III Manager Of Champions vs. Cory Diamond - Diamond made his return to River City Wrestling in over 2 years much to the shock of Fozzworth. The match begins with a popularity contest where Cory chants chicken, chicken, chicken. A collar elbow tie up as Diamond delivers a hiptoss. Fozzworth tells the Karate Kid who was at ringside and I quote: Get in your corner! Cory takes down Damon with a shoulder and hard rights followed by an avalanche in the corner but only gets a 2. Once again Fozzworth goes after the Blogger saying: You're still not writing about Marx and he takes the clipboard right out of the Blogger's hands. By now the Blogger had had enough telling Fozzworth and I quote: I don't tell you how to manage, so don't tell me how to write!!! Marx recovers with a knee to the head as Cory comes back but gets a kick to the gutt til Cory delivers backkick and a faceplant but gets a nearfall. Damon tries a rollup but gets a 2. Next, Marx tries to get the win with his feet on the ropes but Diamond kicks out and Marx starts brawling with the Karate Kid outside the ring. Cory tries a small package but gets a 2. In the end, Cory gets the win with the Diamond Driver.
Intermission
Match #4 - Tag Team Action - Zamil & Damon Marx w/Laurence Fozzworth III Manager of Champions vs. Buddy Wiser & ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda - Originally Wiser was supposed to have Vinnie Valiant as his partner but because Vinnie was booked in the main event he brought out the Rebel Bobby Collins. Also there was a special referee: The Great Pepito. To which Fozzworth replied WHAT?! 2 weeks in a row?! Zamil goes to work on Wiser as Marx comes down on the arm. Wiser comes back with a clothesline but in comes the Z-Man who bites the hand and tags in Damon who stomps and rakes the eyes with his boot. Buddy manages to tag in the Rebel who goes to work on the arm and also delivers a legdrop on the arm. Pepito backs Wiser to his corner as Zamil continues to choke the Rebel. The heel team deliver a double back elbow followed by a double back bodydrop. All hell breaks loose as Marx & Bobby both go down as a result of a thunderous double clothesline. Rebel Bobby tags in Wiser who is all fired up as all 4 men go at it but in the end Damon & Zamil got the win. To quote Caveman Broda: They were robbed!!!! They being the team of Collins & Wiser in case some of you are reading this.
Main Event - River City Wrestling Championship Match - Dirty Dick Walker vs. Vinnie Valiant - Pepito was the referee for this match also. Vinnie begins with a kick to the knee til Walker backs him to the corner. Dirty Dick puts him in a headlock til Valiant delivers a twisting dropkick. Walker takes a timeout and grabs a garden hoe. But before he could use it, the referee stopped him. Walker delivers blows to the back til Vinnie delivers a kick twice followed by a moonsault for a 2. Walker delivers a bodyslam and a legdrop but gets a near fall. Vinnie comes back til Walker suplexes him on the ropes. Valiant recovered with a dropkick but Walker came back. Back inside, Vinnie got the win but after the match the entire arena was hushed as Vinnie had to be carried off to the hospital. Hopefully he will be okay.
Bobby Collins & Caveman Broda Promo: Collins talked about how happy he was to be back and how he had an opportunity to wrestle for the Heavyweight Title but Dick Walker held onto his legs and he got counted out. Next, he talks about how Damon Marx has been going around and saying he has beaten him. Collins calls out Marx for a re-match and we go into our opening match.
Opening Contest - Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda vs. Damon Marx w/The Manager Of Champions Laurence Fozzworth III - Prior to the match starting Fozzworth said to the Blogger and I quote: ''Why aren't you writing about the greatest wrestler on the planet Damon Marx? To which the Blogger replied: I am just doing my job!! Marx attacks Collins but Rebel Bobby delivers a clothesline sending Damon to the outside forcing Marx to leave the ring. As Marx taunts Broda, Collins delivers a poke to the eye. Back inside, Marx takes Collins over with a chokehold using the knee. Damon continues w/blows and a second chokehold followed by a slingshot under the ropes. Collins tries a sunset flip but only gets a 2. Marx send the Rebel outside where Marx says c'mon Broda, right here. Next, Collins kicks Marx and delivers repeated punches til Marx comes back with a suplex the on misses on the ropes. This allows Collins to deliver a hurricanranna for the win. When the match was finished: A striker came from the back and ambushed Collins with a chair. It was revealed that the striker was none other than Zamil. The Z-Man continued the attack while Fozzworth said: I told all of you I had a surprise. I told everybody: Caveman Broda, Buddy Wiser and everyone else I had a surprise: Zamil and that his brother Samuel was not far behind.
Match #2 - Zamil w/ Laurence Fozzworth III Manager Of Champions vs. Buddy Wiser - A collar elbow as Zamil backs Wiser to the corner followed by a bite on the forehead and a hard right. This is followed by an irishwhip but Buddy moved out of the way. This prompted Wiser to get in a chop and a clothesline til Z-Man came back with a chokehold and a forearm. While action was going on inside, outside again Fozzworth got in the Blogger's business again saying: Why aren't you writing about Zamil. To which the Blogger said: ''I told you, I am just doing my job as an unbiased reporter!!'' Z-Man continued with a chokehold and a forearm but Buddy came back with a sunset flip for a 2. Zamil delivers an elbow but gets a 2. Zamil next delivers a dropkick sending Wiser to the outside where Fozzworth kicks Wiser twice. Next Zamil delivers a cannonball outside where Fozzworth chokes Buddy by his collar. Back inside the ring, Buddy recovers with a clothesline but misses a legdrop. This allowed Zamil to go to work on the legs. Buddy would recover with forearms followed by 10 punches til the Z-Man gets in a poke to the eyes and an elbow. As the referee Doug Valentine starts counting, Zamil reaches under the ring and pulls out his steel chair. While the referee was distracted as Zamil goes to whack Buddy with the chair, Playboy Buddy clocked him with his collar chain. At this point Dynamite Doug Valentine has no choice but to rule the match a double disqualification. Much to the disapproval of Mr. Fozzworth.
Vinnie Valiant Promo: Vinnie's promo is interrupted by Dirty Dick Walker who says: you've got something I want but I'll take it a little bit later on. Right now, I am out here to challenge you to an arm wrestling contest. Vinnie accepts and wins the match but Dirty Dick was not satisfied. After the contest, he ambushed Vinnie with the small table and said: I'll get my re-match!!
Match #3 - Damon Marx w/Laurence Fozzworth III Manager Of Champions vs. Cory Diamond - Diamond made his return to River City Wrestling in over 2 years much to the shock of Fozzworth. The match begins with a popularity contest where Cory chants chicken, chicken, chicken. A collar elbow tie up as Diamond delivers a hiptoss. Fozzworth tells the Karate Kid who was at ringside and I quote: Get in your corner! Cory takes down Damon with a shoulder and hard rights followed by an avalanche in the corner but only gets a 2. Once again Fozzworth goes after the Blogger saying: You're still not writing about Marx and he takes the clipboard right out of the Blogger's hands. By now the Blogger had had enough telling Fozzworth and I quote: I don't tell you how to manage, so don't tell me how to write!!! Marx recovers with a knee to the head as Cory comes back but gets a kick to the gutt til Cory delivers backkick and a faceplant but gets a nearfall. Damon tries a rollup but gets a 2. Next, Marx tries to get the win with his feet on the ropes but Diamond kicks out and Marx starts brawling with the Karate Kid outside the ring. Cory tries a small package but gets a 2. In the end, Cory gets the win with the Diamond Driver.
Intermission
Match #4 - Tag Team Action - Zamil & Damon Marx w/Laurence Fozzworth III Manager of Champions vs. Buddy Wiser & ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda - Originally Wiser was supposed to have Vinnie Valiant as his partner but because Vinnie was booked in the main event he brought out the Rebel Bobby Collins. Also there was a special referee: The Great Pepito. To which Fozzworth replied WHAT?! 2 weeks in a row?! Zamil goes to work on Wiser as Marx comes down on the arm. Wiser comes back with a clothesline but in comes the Z-Man who bites the hand and tags in Damon who stomps and rakes the eyes with his boot. Buddy manages to tag in the Rebel who goes to work on the arm and also delivers a legdrop on the arm. Pepito backs Wiser to his corner as Zamil continues to choke the Rebel. The heel team deliver a double back elbow followed by a double back bodydrop. All hell breaks loose as Marx & Bobby both go down as a result of a thunderous double clothesline. Rebel Bobby tags in Wiser who is all fired up as all 4 men go at it but in the end Damon & Zamil got the win. To quote Caveman Broda: They were robbed!!!! They being the team of Collins & Wiser in case some of you are reading this.
Main Event - River City Wrestling Championship Match - Dirty Dick Walker vs. Vinnie Valiant - Pepito was the referee for this match also. Vinnie begins with a kick to the knee til Walker backs him to the corner. Dirty Dick puts him in a headlock til Valiant delivers a twisting dropkick. Walker takes a timeout and grabs a garden hoe. But before he could use it, the referee stopped him. Walker delivers blows to the back til Vinnie delivers a kick twice followed by a moonsault for a 2. Walker delivers a bodyslam and a legdrop but gets a near fall. Vinnie comes back til Walker suplexes him on the ropes. Valiant recovered with a dropkick but Walker came back. Back inside, Vinnie got the win but after the match the entire arena was hushed as Vinnie had to be carried off to the hospital. Hopefully he will be okay.
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