Shane Madison/Size Matters/Nate Hardy Promo: Madison comes out and says that as executive ambassador, sometimes he has to deliver bad news: Psycho Sid won't be here tonight but I know all of you came here to see Sid but..we have an amazing main event for you featuring former Ring Of Honor champion: Jimmy Jacobs to replace Sid. This brings the team of Zack ''Mile High'' Mercury and The Axe better known as Size Matters to the ring. Mercury says Sid is much past his prime and his better days are behind him. Because as you know I, Zack Mercury has a giant and his name is The Axe and nobody has the gutts to step into the ring against us because as you all know...Size Matters!!!
Next the music of Nate Hardy hits and he snatches the microphone away from Zack and says: ''Sid decided not to show up so I had the CWE office call a good friend of mine in Jimmy Jacobs. When I look at the two of you as he called them buffoons but you are mistaken. I was picked on my entire life and I stood up to you guys in the last months and proved that size doesn't matter and tonight me and Jimmy Jacobs are going to prove a point and destroy what you stand for!!!''
Opening Contest - ''Iron'' Ike Idol vs. ''Mr TLC'' Tommy Lee Curtis - A collar elbow as Idol chops Curtis not once but twice til TLC delivers a slam and a dropkick but missed a second time as Ike suplexes him and gets a near fall. Idol continues with a knee drop, a shot to the head and a knee to the back followed by a bodyslam and goes to the sleeper. TLC comes back with elbows only to be put down again. Tommy tries again and connects with a dropkick and a clothesline as well as a back kick followed by a chop and a rollup for a 2. A backslide is another nearfall. Idol takes Tommy to the outside. As Tommy rolls back in, he's met with a suplex and a DDT but Iron Ike picks him up at 2 and goes for a second DDT but it's still not enough. A slingshot is another nearfall. Finally, TLC delivers a backcracker not once but twice for the win.
Match #2 - ''The Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane vs. ''Lion Warrior'' Bobby Sharp - For months and months the Alpha Male has been demanding a CWE title shot but upper management has denied him. Tonight he was denied again as Matt took on Bobby Sharp in this one on one encounter. Sharp goes for a headlock into a headlock takedown only to get a 2 count. Matt goes for an armbar and Bobby reverses it into a drop toehold til Fairlane delivers a knee, a chop and 2 rights. The Lion Warrior delivers a shoulder, 2 chops and a third hard one til Bobby misses a charge in the corner. Outside, Matt goes to work on the hand. Back inside, The Alpha Male connects with a spinebuster and a snake eyes followed by a clothesline. As Matt goes for a shoulder, Bobby turns it into a faceplant. Sharp continues with a dropkick and a headscissors. Matt delivers his Fairlane Widowmaker for the win but was not finished yet as he delivers a piledriver to Sharp on a chair which just goes to show you that if there's one thing you don't do. It's piss Matt Fairlane off!!
Shane Madison/Vance Nevada confrontation - Just as Shane Madison is about to announce the next CWE show, ''Mr. Beefy Goodness'' Vance Nevada hits the ring. Madison says, ''I told you that you are not allowed on a CWE show. Vance says ''I am here to make sure the fans get what they want!! Sid is not in the building but I am here and I am ready to wrestle. Madison retaliates and says ''You are not allowed to wrestle here because you are a cancer. ''While you became a star here, I became a star all around the world says Vance I was even NWA Champion to which Madison replies ''Well where's the belt? I don't see the belt. Nevada continues saying, ''I would bet these people would love to see you and me go at it. Madison takes off his jacket at this point saying, ''I have tried very hard to contain my composure. I know when to walk away but I'll tell you what, since I'm a professional, I'll give you a match but not against me. It's going to be against one of the top stars of CWE.
Match #3 - La Sombra vs. Kevin Cannon's Client - Cannon said he came to CWE to be the most dominant man but unfortunatly Shane Madison wouldn't let him so he went out and got a client by the name of Ryder to do his dirty work for him. Ryder goes to work on Sombra ramming his head into the turnbuckle but Sombra turns the tables with a headscissors and a diving headbutt til Ryder delivers a top rope DDT for the win but they weren't finished yet. They tied him to the tree of woe with duct tape and giving him repeated belt shots.
Match #4 - Tag Team Action - ''Pimp Daddy'' Rick Matthews & ''The Face Of Country Music'' JJ Sanchez vs. The Original Thug Crew (Darren ''The Bomb'' Dalton & ''Canadian Crime Spree'' Spyder) - JJ offers a test of strength but The Bomb replies by stomping on his hands. JJ puts Darren in a headlock but Darren backs him up and in comes Spyder as does Matthews. With a double spear from OTC, Spyder continues with a hard chop twice and then a 3rd time. Matthews goes to work on the Canadian Crime Spree and tags in JJ and they double team but then Dalton breaks up the pin. JJ & Rick continue with a double back elbow as Pimp Daddy chokes Spyder and continues with a headbutt. At this point the match is thrown out as SOA (Sons Of Anarchy) enter the ring and they go to work on the OTC. Mike Mission takes the mic and says ''You think it's over??? Well we're just getting started!!!'' June 1st it's going to be OTC vs. SOA in a Fans Bring the Weapons Match. Do not be surprised if my clipboard gets involved and even an old set of drum sticks.
Match #5 - German 5 Count Rules Match for the 123Approved.ca Open Rules Title: ''German Juggernaut'' Moses Luke vs. ''Brickhouse'' Paul Arcidi - For those who do not know how a 123 Open Rules Title Match works, let me explain. How it works is the challenger chooses the stipulation. In this case Moses Luke chose a German 5 Count Rules Match. A collar elbow tieup as Moses chops Arcidi, but he doesn't budge. Paul puts Moses in a headlock and an armbar til Luke delivers a back elbow and repeated shoulders. Arcidi comes back til Moses delivers repeated shots and a back chop til Paul goes for a running clothesline twice but gets a 3 count. After 10 punches, Arcidi gets a 4 count! Luke delivers a sidewalk slam and Paul kicks out at 2. Mo misses a charge in the corner allowing the Brickhouse to deliver a shoulder tackle for a 2. Paul continues with a belly to belly suplex and only gets a 4 count. Moses goes for a cover as well and also gets a 4. A World's Strongest Slam, 2 elbows and a splash and Arcidi still kicks out at 3. In the end after a TKO, Paul could not answer the 5 count. Therefore, your winner and new 123Approved.ca Open Rules Champion: Moses ''The German Juggernaut'' Luke.
Match #6 - Mentallo vs. ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan - A go behind by Mentallo til Danny puts on an armbar. Mentallo delivers a shoulderblock til Danny armdrags him again and goes back to the armbar. Mentallo backs him to the corner til Duggan delivers 2 chops but then the challenger goes to work with a jumping dropkick and a facewash with the boot til Danny takes him over the ropes and connects with a ploncha til Mentallo slingshots him into the ringpost. Back inside, Mentallo connects with an elbow but only gets a 2. Duggan delivers 2 back elbows only to be put down again. Mentallo connects a legdrop til Danny comes back with clotheslines and a cross bodyblock til the challenger kicks out at 2. A suplex by the challenger til Duggan reverses it and they both go down as a result of a thunderous double clothesline. Both men trade punches with Danny connecting with a backdrop and a Rock Bottom for a 2. Mentallo connects with a superkick but at a moonsault attempt Danny catches him with a faceplant for a 2. A powerbomb is another near fall. As Danny tries a second powerbomb it is turned around by the challenger with a headscissors but Duggan managed to connect the Cruel Summer knee drop but only got a 1 count. Duggan connects with a DDT and finally a second Cruel Summer for the win. After the match, a man holding a microphone came out and on the other side was the Alpha Male Matt Fairlane who came into the ring and piledrove Duggan not once but twice as a message: ''See you in June!!!''
Intermission
Match #7 - Size Matters (Zack ''Mile High'' Mercury & The Axe) vs. ''Murder City Saint'' Nate Hardy & Jimmy Jacobs w/Darien Karisma - Hardy and Jacobs begin by taking Size Matters oveer the rop rope but as they try a double ploncha, Mercury and Axe crunched them with a double backbreaker. Axe headbutts Hardy til a superkick phases the big man and in comes Jimmy who gets sandwiched but misses in the corner as Jacobs delivered repeated kicks and both take Zack over the ropes but Axe delivers a thunderous double suplex and tags Mile High who kicks Nate and delivers repeated punches followed by a Death Valley Driver for a 2. Next, Merc rams Nate into Axe's big boot. Axe goes to work and tags Mercury who runs into a Whisper In The Wind executed by Hardy and tags in Jimmy who gets a backbreaker and a knee from Mercury followed by a headbutt from Axe and a slam from Zack. Z-Merc tags Axe who slams Jimmy. Jimmy somehow manages to tag Nate who dives onto Axe and Jimmy delivers a flying bodypress but only gets a 2. In comes Axe as Mercury gets sandwiched inadvertantly. A codebreaker from Jimmy is followed by a Swanton from Nate. Axe tries to break up the pin but on the outside Darien Karisma holds onto his leg thus giving the win to Nate and Jimmy.
Match #8 - ''Mr. Beefy Goodness'' Vance Nevada vs. Tyler Colton - A collar elbow tie up as Mr. Beefy Goodness shoves Colton but Tyler comes back with a ploncha and brings Vance in the hard way. Nevada comes back with a kick to the back and a sidewalk slam followed by a suplex but misses a legdrop. This prompted Tyler to deliver a reverse atomic drop and a T-Bone suplex but only gets a 2. Nevada delivers a shoulder and gets the win using his feet on the ropes for leverage.
Main Event: Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match for the CWE Tag Team Titles - Big Sexy Beasts (Kevy Chevy & AJ Sanchez) vs. Team Impact (Anderson Tyson Moore & ''Pissed Off Pitbull'' Robby Royce) w/Kat Von Heez - All 4 men go at it from the opening bell as Chevy chops Robby til Royce comes back with a headbutt but then both Big Sexy Beasts deliver a double back elbow as Chevy grabs a ladder. AJ tries a suplex but it is blocked by ATM. Chevy slams ATM and AJ headbutts Royce as Chevy sends Pissed Off Pitbull out of the ring. ATM misses a dropkick as Chevy send him crashing into the chair. Robby nails Chevy with a right and AJ with a dropkick til AJ delivers a dropkick of his own. Kat Von Heez hands Robby a chair as he nails AJ across the head til Sanchez nails Robby with the chair. A table is brought into the ring as AJ slams Royce on top of it. Next, the Big Sexy Beasts go out of the ring and produce an imensely enormous ladder that was too big to fit into the ring. Meanwhile, Robby set up the table and put Chevy through it with the fans chanting holy $&#@ holy $?%*&. Team Impact send AJ crashing and burning into the ladder. Chevy comes back and sends ATM crashing into the broken table. Next, Kevy goes outside and brings in yet another ladder whereas Team Impact set up another table only to put Sanchez through it. Team Impact set up the ladder hoping to end the match but in comes Chevy and pushes Robby off the ladder. At this point all hell breaks loose as Kat Von Heez climbs the ladder hoping to end the match but the Big Sexy Beasts take her out as well. Chevy cracks the ladder against Robby and front face suplexes him for good measure. Now at this point, AJ climbs up the ladder to the very top of a basketball net and dives onto ATM through the table. The fans went crazy!!! Back inside, Royce delivers a DDT to Chevy onto the ladder. Royce sets up the enormous ladder and both he and AJ who had recovered from the basketball net shot trade punches with Chevy sending Royce through the table as the Big Sexy Beasts score the win and the CWE Tag Team Titles.
Next the music of Nate Hardy hits and he snatches the microphone away from Zack and says: ''Sid decided not to show up so I had the CWE office call a good friend of mine in Jimmy Jacobs. When I look at the two of you as he called them buffoons but you are mistaken. I was picked on my entire life and I stood up to you guys in the last months and proved that size doesn't matter and tonight me and Jimmy Jacobs are going to prove a point and destroy what you stand for!!!''
Opening Contest - ''Iron'' Ike Idol vs. ''Mr TLC'' Tommy Lee Curtis - A collar elbow as Idol chops Curtis not once but twice til TLC delivers a slam and a dropkick but missed a second time as Ike suplexes him and gets a near fall. Idol continues with a knee drop, a shot to the head and a knee to the back followed by a bodyslam and goes to the sleeper. TLC comes back with elbows only to be put down again. Tommy tries again and connects with a dropkick and a clothesline as well as a back kick followed by a chop and a rollup for a 2. A backslide is another nearfall. Idol takes Tommy to the outside. As Tommy rolls back in, he's met with a suplex and a DDT but Iron Ike picks him up at 2 and goes for a second DDT but it's still not enough. A slingshot is another nearfall. Finally, TLC delivers a backcracker not once but twice for the win.
Match #2 - ''The Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane vs. ''Lion Warrior'' Bobby Sharp - For months and months the Alpha Male has been demanding a CWE title shot but upper management has denied him. Tonight he was denied again as Matt took on Bobby Sharp in this one on one encounter. Sharp goes for a headlock into a headlock takedown only to get a 2 count. Matt goes for an armbar and Bobby reverses it into a drop toehold til Fairlane delivers a knee, a chop and 2 rights. The Lion Warrior delivers a shoulder, 2 chops and a third hard one til Bobby misses a charge in the corner. Outside, Matt goes to work on the hand. Back inside, The Alpha Male connects with a spinebuster and a snake eyes followed by a clothesline. As Matt goes for a shoulder, Bobby turns it into a faceplant. Sharp continues with a dropkick and a headscissors. Matt delivers his Fairlane Widowmaker for the win but was not finished yet as he delivers a piledriver to Sharp on a chair which just goes to show you that if there's one thing you don't do. It's piss Matt Fairlane off!!
Shane Madison/Vance Nevada confrontation - Just as Shane Madison is about to announce the next CWE show, ''Mr. Beefy Goodness'' Vance Nevada hits the ring. Madison says, ''I told you that you are not allowed on a CWE show. Vance says ''I am here to make sure the fans get what they want!! Sid is not in the building but I am here and I am ready to wrestle. Madison retaliates and says ''You are not allowed to wrestle here because you are a cancer. ''While you became a star here, I became a star all around the world says Vance I was even NWA Champion to which Madison replies ''Well where's the belt? I don't see the belt. Nevada continues saying, ''I would bet these people would love to see you and me go at it. Madison takes off his jacket at this point saying, ''I have tried very hard to contain my composure. I know when to walk away but I'll tell you what, since I'm a professional, I'll give you a match but not against me. It's going to be against one of the top stars of CWE.
Match #3 - La Sombra vs. Kevin Cannon's Client - Cannon said he came to CWE to be the most dominant man but unfortunatly Shane Madison wouldn't let him so he went out and got a client by the name of Ryder to do his dirty work for him. Ryder goes to work on Sombra ramming his head into the turnbuckle but Sombra turns the tables with a headscissors and a diving headbutt til Ryder delivers a top rope DDT for the win but they weren't finished yet. They tied him to the tree of woe with duct tape and giving him repeated belt shots.
Match #4 - Tag Team Action - ''Pimp Daddy'' Rick Matthews & ''The Face Of Country Music'' JJ Sanchez vs. The Original Thug Crew (Darren ''The Bomb'' Dalton & ''Canadian Crime Spree'' Spyder) - JJ offers a test of strength but The Bomb replies by stomping on his hands. JJ puts Darren in a headlock but Darren backs him up and in comes Spyder as does Matthews. With a double spear from OTC, Spyder continues with a hard chop twice and then a 3rd time. Matthews goes to work on the Canadian Crime Spree and tags in JJ and they double team but then Dalton breaks up the pin. JJ & Rick continue with a double back elbow as Pimp Daddy chokes Spyder and continues with a headbutt. At this point the match is thrown out as SOA (Sons Of Anarchy) enter the ring and they go to work on the OTC. Mike Mission takes the mic and says ''You think it's over??? Well we're just getting started!!!'' June 1st it's going to be OTC vs. SOA in a Fans Bring the Weapons Match. Do not be surprised if my clipboard gets involved and even an old set of drum sticks.
Match #5 - German 5 Count Rules Match for the 123Approved.ca Open Rules Title: ''German Juggernaut'' Moses Luke vs. ''Brickhouse'' Paul Arcidi - For those who do not know how a 123 Open Rules Title Match works, let me explain. How it works is the challenger chooses the stipulation. In this case Moses Luke chose a German 5 Count Rules Match. A collar elbow tieup as Moses chops Arcidi, but he doesn't budge. Paul puts Moses in a headlock and an armbar til Luke delivers a back elbow and repeated shoulders. Arcidi comes back til Moses delivers repeated shots and a back chop til Paul goes for a running clothesline twice but gets a 3 count. After 10 punches, Arcidi gets a 4 count! Luke delivers a sidewalk slam and Paul kicks out at 2. Mo misses a charge in the corner allowing the Brickhouse to deliver a shoulder tackle for a 2. Paul continues with a belly to belly suplex and only gets a 4 count. Moses goes for a cover as well and also gets a 4. A World's Strongest Slam, 2 elbows and a splash and Arcidi still kicks out at 3. In the end after a TKO, Paul could not answer the 5 count. Therefore, your winner and new 123Approved.ca Open Rules Champion: Moses ''The German Juggernaut'' Luke.
Match #6 - Mentallo vs. ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan - A go behind by Mentallo til Danny puts on an armbar. Mentallo delivers a shoulderblock til Danny armdrags him again and goes back to the armbar. Mentallo backs him to the corner til Duggan delivers 2 chops but then the challenger goes to work with a jumping dropkick and a facewash with the boot til Danny takes him over the ropes and connects with a ploncha til Mentallo slingshots him into the ringpost. Back inside, Mentallo connects with an elbow but only gets a 2. Duggan delivers 2 back elbows only to be put down again. Mentallo connects a legdrop til Danny comes back with clotheslines and a cross bodyblock til the challenger kicks out at 2. A suplex by the challenger til Duggan reverses it and they both go down as a result of a thunderous double clothesline. Both men trade punches with Danny connecting with a backdrop and a Rock Bottom for a 2. Mentallo connects with a superkick but at a moonsault attempt Danny catches him with a faceplant for a 2. A powerbomb is another near fall. As Danny tries a second powerbomb it is turned around by the challenger with a headscissors but Duggan managed to connect the Cruel Summer knee drop but only got a 1 count. Duggan connects with a DDT and finally a second Cruel Summer for the win. After the match, a man holding a microphone came out and on the other side was the Alpha Male Matt Fairlane who came into the ring and piledrove Duggan not once but twice as a message: ''See you in June!!!''
Intermission
Match #7 - Size Matters (Zack ''Mile High'' Mercury & The Axe) vs. ''Murder City Saint'' Nate Hardy & Jimmy Jacobs w/Darien Karisma - Hardy and Jacobs begin by taking Size Matters oveer the rop rope but as they try a double ploncha, Mercury and Axe crunched them with a double backbreaker. Axe headbutts Hardy til a superkick phases the big man and in comes Jimmy who gets sandwiched but misses in the corner as Jacobs delivered repeated kicks and both take Zack over the ropes but Axe delivers a thunderous double suplex and tags Mile High who kicks Nate and delivers repeated punches followed by a Death Valley Driver for a 2. Next, Merc rams Nate into Axe's big boot. Axe goes to work and tags Mercury who runs into a Whisper In The Wind executed by Hardy and tags in Jimmy who gets a backbreaker and a knee from Mercury followed by a headbutt from Axe and a slam from Zack. Z-Merc tags Axe who slams Jimmy. Jimmy somehow manages to tag Nate who dives onto Axe and Jimmy delivers a flying bodypress but only gets a 2. In comes Axe as Mercury gets sandwiched inadvertantly. A codebreaker from Jimmy is followed by a Swanton from Nate. Axe tries to break up the pin but on the outside Darien Karisma holds onto his leg thus giving the win to Nate and Jimmy.
Match #8 - ''Mr. Beefy Goodness'' Vance Nevada vs. Tyler Colton - A collar elbow tie up as Mr. Beefy Goodness shoves Colton but Tyler comes back with a ploncha and brings Vance in the hard way. Nevada comes back with a kick to the back and a sidewalk slam followed by a suplex but misses a legdrop. This prompted Tyler to deliver a reverse atomic drop and a T-Bone suplex but only gets a 2. Nevada delivers a shoulder and gets the win using his feet on the ropes for leverage.
Main Event: Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match for the CWE Tag Team Titles - Big Sexy Beasts (Kevy Chevy & AJ Sanchez) vs. Team Impact (Anderson Tyson Moore & ''Pissed Off Pitbull'' Robby Royce) w/Kat Von Heez - All 4 men go at it from the opening bell as Chevy chops Robby til Royce comes back with a headbutt but then both Big Sexy Beasts deliver a double back elbow as Chevy grabs a ladder. AJ tries a suplex but it is blocked by ATM. Chevy slams ATM and AJ headbutts Royce as Chevy sends Pissed Off Pitbull out of the ring. ATM misses a dropkick as Chevy send him crashing into the chair. Robby nails Chevy with a right and AJ with a dropkick til AJ delivers a dropkick of his own. Kat Von Heez hands Robby a chair as he nails AJ across the head til Sanchez nails Robby with the chair. A table is brought into the ring as AJ slams Royce on top of it. Next, the Big Sexy Beasts go out of the ring and produce an imensely enormous ladder that was too big to fit into the ring. Meanwhile, Robby set up the table and put Chevy through it with the fans chanting holy $&#@ holy $?%*&. Team Impact send AJ crashing and burning into the ladder. Chevy comes back and sends ATM crashing into the broken table. Next, Kevy goes outside and brings in yet another ladder whereas Team Impact set up another table only to put Sanchez through it. Team Impact set up the ladder hoping to end the match but in comes Chevy and pushes Robby off the ladder. At this point all hell breaks loose as Kat Von Heez climbs the ladder hoping to end the match but the Big Sexy Beasts take her out as well. Chevy cracks the ladder against Robby and front face suplexes him for good measure. Now at this point, AJ climbs up the ladder to the very top of a basketball net and dives onto ATM through the table. The fans went crazy!!! Back inside, Royce delivers a DDT to Chevy onto the ladder. Royce sets up the enormous ladder and both he and AJ who had recovered from the basketball net shot trade punches with Chevy sending Royce through the table as the Big Sexy Beasts score the win and the CWE Tag Team Titles.
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