CWE Ill Will Tour Results

Last night, Canadian Wrestling's Elite presented the Ill Will Tour at the Polish Fraternal Hall. 

Shane Madison Promo - Madison comes out and says as Executive Ambassador of C.W.E., I have to deliver bad news: Brian Christopher Grand Master Sexay will not be here tonight. He missed his flight last night but we put him on a flight today so he might be at the afterparty held at the Palomino Club. We have been on the phone all day today to try to find a suitable replacement. That suitable replacement is none other than Doink The Clown. At the next show we will be bringing in not 1 but 2 superstars and former UFC superstar Dan Severn will be doing commentary. Time to get this show going and for me to go to the back to get ready to send Vance Nevada to Mecca-Land.

Opening Contest - ''A-List'' Anderson Tyson Moore w/Kat Von Heez vs. Tyler James - A quick rollup by the champ as ATM kicks out. ATM puts on an armbar but James reverses it, goes up top and down onto the arm. Moore gives Tyler a headlock takedown into a headscissors til James puts on a Boston Crab but somehow Moore got out. The distraction by Kat Von Heez.  prompted Moore to go to work on Tyler til Tyler comes back with a sunset flip for a near fall. Moore sends Tyler to the outside where Heez goes to work on him. A bodyslam connects but then A-List missed the moonsault. This allowed the champ to deliver 2 clotheslines for a near fall. A perfectplex is another near fall. As James charges in the corner, ATM gets the boot up. This is followed by a back suplex. Tyler delivers a back elbow til ATM sends him outside. As Moore tries a ploncha he nails Von Heez. Back inside the ring Tyler gets another near fall. James tries a DDT but again ATM kicks out. Finally, an RKO by the challenger and Anderson Tyson Moore was the new Provincial Champion.

Match #2 - Sons Of Anarchy (''Misfit'' Mike Mission & Big Cliff Corleone) vs. Nate Hardy & ''Mr. TLC'' Tommy Lee Curtis - All 4 men go at it as TLC and Nate force Cliff to clothesline Mission. Next Nate does a Suicide Dive onto SOA. After that TLC gets called to the back for an emergency forcing Nate to go at it alone with the as he called him Biker Douchebags and goes at it with repeated kicks til Mission and Cliff stop him. Cliff pitches him backwards over the head. The Misfit tags in Cliff and they double team Hardy some more. Just when it looked like Hardy was done for, the music of the O.T.C. (Original Thug Crew) hits and out comes the Blogger's good friend ''The Canadian Crime Spree'' Spyder  to which I yelled to Hardy MAKE THE TAG!! Nate tags in Spyder who goes to work on Mission til Cliff break up the pin attempt. Billy Blaze hops up onto the apron and gets powder ready which he throws into Nate's eyes. Blinded, Hardy accidentally whacks Spyder with the singapore cane giving S.O.A. the win which caused my friend who was with me to say THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!. 

Match #3 - 6 Way Elimination Match - Mystery Client w/Kevin Cannon vs. J.J. Sanchez vs. Billy Blaze vs. ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins vs. Zack Mercury vs. ''Beautiful'' Bobby Jay - Originally the 6th person was supposed to be the Axe  but he couldn't make it so he was replaced with the returning ''Beautiful'' Bobby Jay who came out to a standing ovation and with one thing on his mind: revenge towards Zack Mercury. Blaze attacks Bobby Jay from behind til Jay clotheslinesBilly over the rope who slaps J.J. on the back forcing Sanchez in the ring. Next J.J. tags in Cannon's mystery client who jumps Beautiful Bobby. Bobby recovers with a chop to J.J. not once but twice. Both the Beautiful One and The Rebel double team Sanchez. Next all men go at it til Bobby does a ploncha onto everyone on the outside. Back inside the ring Bobby delivers a Beauty Buster sending Sanchez back to the locker room. Cannon's mystery client goes to work on Bobby getting himself eliminated. Bye-bye mystery client. Billy misses in the corner prompting Jay to deliver a stink-face til a Blaze Of Glory eliminates him. In comes Mercury who goes to work on Collins but gets a near fall. The Rebel makes a comeback eliminating Mercury. Afterwards Mercury upset that he was eliminated goes to work on Collins. Finally it was down to 2. Billy goes for a finger pin but Collins kicks out. 2 more attempts and again Collins kicks out. Bobby recovers with a headscissors and a DDT but Blaze kicks out. Next Collins tries a legdrop to the back of the head but Billy gets to the ropes. Finally, a Blaze Of Glory is delivered and Billy Blaze gets the win.

''Pissed Off Pitbull'' Robby Royce Promo - Royce calls out his former Team Impact tag team partner hoping to finish this once and for all. ATM comes out with Kat Von Heez and tells him that he is the future of this company and that he is jealous of his success but will allow him to wrestle but not against him rather against his protege: Marius.

Match #4 - Marius vs. ''Pissed Off Pitbull'' Robby Royce - Marius goes to work on Royce hoping to end the match quickly but Robby comes back with a Sky High and a clothesline followed by a submission hold for the win. After the match, the Pissed Off Pitbull dropped a bombshell. ''So that's how you wanna do this huh? Next month, it's going to be you Anderson Tyson Moore and your valet against me and my tag team partner: Former TNA Knockouts Champion: Angelina Love!!

Match #5 - Tag Team Contest - Tyler Colton & Mentallo vs. Kory Kinkade & Doink The Clown - A collar elbow tieup as Tyler puts Doink in an armbar. The Clown comes back only to get a headscissors. Doink tags Kinkade who gets a near fall on Colton. In comes Mentallo who ties Kinkade to the tree of woe and delivers an awesome dropkick. Colton puts Kory in a Boston Crab while Mentallo adds pressure with a camel-clutch. Tyler continues with a back suplex and Mentallo tosses Kory outside the ring. Once back inside, Mentallo connects with a perfectly executed yet amazing legdrop is a 2. In comes Tyler to help deliver a double back elbow. Kory recovers with a neckbreaker and tags Doink who delivers a double noggin knocker. A stunner on Mentallo is a 2. In comes Kinkade but gets a kick. Kory socks Mentallo but gets a near fall. Next, Mentallo gets in a superkick on Kory but as Tyler makes the cover, Doink breaks it up. Next, referee Kelly Russell gets taken out. In the end, Doink and Kinkade score the win. After the match Mentallo infuriated, slapped Colton across the face.

Intermission

Match #6 - ''Mr. Beefy Goodness'' Vance Nevada vs. ''The Mecca'' Shane Madison - It was now time to see which one of these competitors would come out on top. Vance goes to work til Mecca turns the tables. Nevada runs Madison into the turnbuckle and the fight then goes to the outside. Back inside, Madison delivers a dropkick til Vance comes back. Vance goes for a cover but gets a 2. Vance goes for a cover but gets a 2. Vance continues with shots til Madison recovers with a sunset flip for a near fall. Shane makes a comeback with a back bodydrop and a bodyslam followed by a flying bodypress all for a 2 count. Madison continues with 10 punches til Nevada picks him up in a fireman's carry but Madison turns the tables with a killswitch for the win. Because of the pre-match stipulation, Vance Nevada is gone from C.W.E.

Main Event - CWE Tag Team Title Match - ''Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane & ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan vs. Big Sexy Beasts (Kevy Chevy & A.J. Sanchez) - Despite the annimosity between Duggan and Fairlane and there was plenty of it, they managed to co-exist as a team for the night. Danny begins with an armbar til Chevy reverses it. Chevy clotheslines Danny til Duggan turns it around and tags Fairlane. The Alpha Male takes A.J. down with a shoulder til Sanchez recovers with a headscissors. A double back bodydrop til Danny turns it around with a double arm DDT. Next, Danny and the Alpha Male start arguing to which I replied in the words of Vince McMahon: ''SHUT UP!!!'' A back elbow by Danny is a near fall. Danny tags in Matt who gets clotheslined by Chevy. Danny breaks up the count. Next, both Danny and Kevy go down as a result of a thunderous double clothesline. Danny recovers and tries a Rock Bottom. A Cruel Summer knee drop til A.J. breaks up the pin. Matt comes in and delivers his Fairlane Widowmaker with yours truly encouraging the fans with chants of Sanchez, Sanchez. Chevy delivers a clothesline and the match goes out of control. When all was said and done, the Big Sexy Beasts remained CWE tag team champions.

C4 Comic-Con News

Attention all Comic-Con fans!! Coming very soon to Shaw TV Channel 11 will be C4W Live!! The 3 matches scheduled for episode 1 will be as follows:

Hotshot Danny Duggan vs. David Hart Smith
Marc Merric vs. Cassanova Kid
Main Event: Iron Ike Idol vs. Matt Fairlane

Stay tuned for details coming soon.