Sunday, July 29, 2012

All Star Wrestling Results For Saturday July 28

Last night All Star Wrestling presented live wrestling action at the St. Boniface Hotel (Club St. B) Now the Weasel Suit Match got cancelled because the Master Bloggers mystery team did not show up due to unknown reasons. I had a feeling that my rival/business partner had something to do with it. Mistake number 1. But do not worry, I will live to fight old Fozzworth another day. Also my pen exploded so I could not put my review into detail so I will just go over what happened in point form just this once.


Opening Contest - Round 1 of the Mad Dog Heavyweight Title tournament - Shadow Xtreme defeated David London (subbing for Leo London) after the match, Leo, David and 2 other guys ambushed Shadow until Vinnie Valiant made the save.


Match #2 - James Beaver defeated The Great Pepito. Pepito was making his big comeback but fell short to the much larger James Beaver.


Match #3 - Dirty Dick Walker w/Laurence Fozzworth III & Bugsy Sluggliano defeated Nacho Slurpee - On the way to the ring, Fozzworth smacked the Blogger in the back of the head. Mistake number 2. Walker got the pin with a finger pin. Not a way to win a match in my book.


Match #4 - Bad Boy Buddy Wiser defeated Bugsy Sluggliano w/Laurence Fozzworth III - Again the so-called Little Kahuna shoved the Master Blogger on the way to the ring. Mistake number 3. So now this is getting ridiculous. Now its getting to the point where I am thinking..What would He-Man do? Anyway, no sense getting all worked up about it after all I will live to fight ol Fozzworth another day.


Intermission


Vic Savage Drunk Tank Contest 


Match #5 - Shadow Xtreme defeated James Beaver to advance to the finals of the Mad Dog Heavyweight Title tournament


Match #6 - Dirty Dick Walker w/Laurence Fozzworth III defeated Buddy Wiser to advance to the finals.


Match #7 - Vinnie Valiant defeated Bobby The Rebel Collins to retain the RCW Title. After the match, Collins snapped and attacked Vinnie saying you wanna call me an old man?! 


Unfortunatly I missed the main event.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

CWE Bring The Pain Results

Last night, Canadian Wrestling's Elite (CWE) presented Bring The Pain at the Polish Fraturnal Hall featuring WWE Legend Tito Santana.


Opening Contest: CWE Tag Team Title Match - Big Sexy Beasts (Kevy Chevy and A.J. Sanchez) vs. Sons Of Anarchy (Big Cliff and ''Misfit'' Mike Mission) - Before the opening bell, SOA jumped the Big Sexy Beasts. Chevy recovers with a boot to Mission followed by a neckbreaker and an elbow from A.J. but gets a 2. A double back elbow on the Misfit til Chevy gets a clothesline from Big Cliff and sends Kevy into the ring post. Cliff tags Mission as both members of SOA go to work on Chevy. Chevy recovers but falls victim to a back suplex from Mike Mission. Mike misses an elbow which prompted Chevy to tag in A.J. Once inside, A.J. who was all fired up, delivers a perfectly executed dropkick into a suplex/neckbreaker combination. Chevy sends A.J. onto both members of SOA on the outside. As the Big Sexy Beasts set up Mission for their finisher, Big Cliff whacks Chevy with one of the tag belts risking disqualification. After the match SOA was not satisfied yet, the 2 continued the assault while Cliff proclaimed: ''This is only the beginning!!!''

Match #2 - Kory Kinkade vs. Kevin Cannon's Mystery Client - Cannon comes out before the match and tells Kinkade at one time you had class, you had dignity and now look at you. At that point Cannon's client attacks Kory from behind and delivers a clothesline and a DDT for the win.




Match #3 - Eight Man Tag - Mentallo, Tyler Colton, ''Pimp Daddy'' Rick Matthews & ''Face of Country Music'' JJ Sanchez vs. Nate Hardy, Tommy Lee Curtis & The Original Thug Crew - Before the match Mentallo announced he took someone from the CWE roster and is going to make him a tag team champion that someone was none other than Tyler Colton. Before the match Colton and Nate shook hands as Colton delivers a shoulderblock. In comes Dalton who clotheslines Matthews and tags in Spyder who gets it on with Mentallo. In comes TLC who dropkicks Sanchez as well as a backflip from Hardy followed by a backkick til J.J. recovered and tagged in Pimp Daddy who gets in a headbutt on Nate. In comes Mentallo who gets in various headbutts as well as a 1-hand sidewalk slam only to get a 2. Tyler gets in a suplex for a near fall and in comes Tommy Lee who is all fired up but gets a superkick from Mentallo. In comes Sanchez and makes a cover but it is broken up by Dalton. Colton delivers a low-blow as well as a sidewalk slam. TLC recovers with a suplex and tags in Spyder who goes to work on Matthews and gets in a butterfly suplex for a 2. Matthews delivers his Money Maker Death Valley Driver but gets a nearfall. At this point the match goes out of control. Inside the ring, Hardy delivers a hurricanranna followed by a ploncha to the outside as well as a back-cracker from TLC. A spear by Dalton but he did not see Rick Matthews use his cane. In the end, TLC pins Colton for the win for his team. 

Shane Madison Promo: Out comes Executive Ambassador Shane Madison to announce the next show is going to be Friday August 17th same location and coming in that night is former WWE star from the team Too Cool Grand Master Sexay. Furthermore because of his problems with ''Mr Beefy Goodness Vance Nevada the board of directors have made him an official member of the C.W.E. roster. but he is going to make Nevada's life miserable. Out comes Vance in a Hawaiian outfit and does a little dance. Vance takes the mic and says to Madison if you think this the best you got, you'll never get rid of me!!

Match #4 - ''Mr. Beefy Goodness'' Vance Nevada vs. The Axe - A collar elbow tieup as Axe shoves Nevada and delivers an uppercut. Nevada comes back with a rake to the face and a shot to the back. Axe recovers with a clothesline and a vicious bodyslam twice followed by a headbutt and irishwhip til Vance comes back with a face rake and a hard chop but it doesn't phase Axe. Axe delivers a thunderous backbreaker til Kevin Cannon's mystery client comes in whacking the big man with the clipboard giving Nevada the win. And I thought I was the only one who had a clipboard. But then out comes Shane Madison and he is not happy with what just transpired, Vance calls Madison a coward and challenges him for next month. Madison says he is retired, he is happily retired. Vance says if you beat me next month, I'm outta here!! but if I win, I take your position as Executive Ambassador. Madison says, when we were in Brandon, you got lucky. Nevada says basically if you win I'm outta here, If I win you're outta here. Madison replies with 2 simple words. You're on!! Nevada replies with a slap to the face.

Match #5 - ''The Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane w/Broadway Dave Levinsky vs. WWE Hall Of Famer Tito Santana - A collar elbow as both men go nowhere. Matt takes Tito over with a hiptoss and a bodyslam. Santana returns the favor. Fairlane gets put in a headlock and follows up with a shoulderblock. Levinsky trips Santana from the outside and uses his cane for leverage which prompts Matt to choke Tito and get in a back elbowbut . An arrogant cover and Tito kicks out. Matt continues with a chokehold. Fans chanted Tito, Tito but Matt puts him down. Again fans chanted Tito's name as Santana recovered for a bit only to be put down again with a knee to the gutt. Fairlane tries a piledriver but Tito blocks it. Tito comes back with a couple of lefts and a back bodydrop. As Matt set up Tito for his patented piledriver on the chair in comes Danny Duggan to stop him but unfortunatly got Tito disqualified giving the win to the Alpha Male.

Intermission






Match #6 - Anderson Tyson Moore w/Kat Von Heez vs. ''Lion Warrior'' Bobby Sharp - Von Heez begins by distracting Sharp allowing ATM to go to work til Bobby recovered. ATM nails vers a low blow to Bobby followed by an elbow for a 2. ATM continues to work on the Lion WarrSharp with a shoulder. Bobby delivers an elbow and gets a 2 with a rollup. Next, Sharp runs ATM into the buckle twice and puts a liplock on Kat Von Heez (disgusting!!!!) On the outside, Kat goes to work on Bobby. Sharp would recover only to get ATM to work on the knee. ATM deliior's knee only to have Bobby recover with a clothesline and a moonsault for a 2. ATM delivers a boot, Sharp gets in a Juvi Driver and gets a 2. ATM gets in a back suplex only to have Sharp kick out. A Cross-Rhodes from Sharp is a 2. The Lion Warrior delivers a stunner but as he goes up the ropes, he gets cliipped. This allowed Moore to get the win. As Moore celebrated his victory, little did he know that from behind came his former Team Impact tag team partner ''Pissed Off Pitbull'' Robby Royce to a huge babyface reaction who attacked his former tag team partner and claimed: I'm coming back and you ain't seen nothing yet!!

Match #7 - ''Trending Topic'' J.S. McStrongarm vs. ''Rebel'' Bobby Collins - A collar elbow as Collins hiptosses J.S. sending the Trending Topic to the outside til J.S. used the ropes. Next came a closed fist. Collins recovered by ramming McStrongarm into the turnbuckle only to be put down again with a sideslam. Collins looked like he was done but came back with shoulders. As McStrongarm went for a moonsault, the Rebel rolled out of the way which prompted Bobby to get the win.




Main Event: Champion vs. Champion - ''German Juggernaut'' Moses Luke vs. ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan - Before the match got started Matt Fairlane attacked the champion from behind. Moses goes for a cover but Duggan kicks out at 2. Luke continues with a chinlock followed by a 747 and again Danny kicks out. Moses continues with a spinebuster and ascends the ropes but misses a legdrop as Danny rolls out of the way. This allowed Danny to make a comeback with 3 clotheslines and a dropkick followed by a double ax-handle as well as a chop. Next, the fight gets taken to the commentary table where Duggan sends the German Juggernaut crashing into some chairs Mo recovers with a kick but only gets a 2. Luke gets Danny into a Fireman's carry position and says ''It's over!!'' but Duggan turns the tables. Both trade punches and Danny takes Moses down with a clothesline for a near fall. As Danny sets up Moses for a Rock Bottom in comes Fairlane again but Danny disposes of him which prompted Danny to get the 3 count.