Tonight CWE presented Tribal Warfare featuring former WWE Superstar Native American Tatanka at the Polish Fraturnal Hall. Now this also featured a Fans Bring The Weapons Match. Would the Master Blogger's clipboard get involved? Let's find out.
Nate Hardy Promo: Hardy claims since he came to CWE, the first priority was the Tag Team Titles but his partner Darien Karisma had been injured he tried Jimmy Jacobs but that got me nowhere so he went through the CWE roster and found someone. So ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce my new tag team partner: Tommy Lee Curtis.
Opening Contest - Nate Hardy and Tommy Lee Curtis vs. Ike Idol & Samuel - A collar elbow as Idol goes to work on Hardy and tags Samuel who adds pressure to the arm but a headscissors stops Samuel as Nate tags Tommy who delivers a slam as well as a Rolling Thunder followed by a moonsault from Nate but in comes Ike who suplexes Nate and in comes Samuel who gets an armdrag and tags TLC. A Twist Of Fate from Nate followed by a Swanton on Samuel is enough for the win.
Match #2 - Kory Kinkade vs. Mentallo - Mentallo begins with a dropkick to the outside followed by a foot stomp and ramming Kinkade into a chair. Tossing Kory back inside, Kinkade comes back with a sidewalk slam for a 2. Mentallo ties Kinkade into the tree of woe followed by a perfectly executed dropkick and a slam followed by a Crossface submission hold for the win. After the match, Mentallo continues the assault on Kinkade and got on the mic saying he is going to find himself a partner and challenge for the tag team titles.
Match #3 - ''Pimp Daddy'' Rick Matthews & ''The Face Of Country Music'' JJ Sanchez vs. ''Extreme Luchador'' La Sombra & ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins - Sombra goes to work on Rick with kicks and a headscissors followed by a splash in the corner and a bulldog as well as an awesome moonsault and tags The Rebel who dropkicks Sanchez followed by a splash to the outside. Collins gets a 2 with a legdrop til Pimp Daddy tags The Face Of Country Music and splashes Bobby followed by a bodyslam and a headbutt from Rick. Bobby tags in Sombra who is on fire with Rick with a headscissors as well as a spinkick to JJ and then he takes both Sanchez and Matthews over with a headscissors. A spinebuster from Rick followed by a splash from JJ is the win.
Match #4 - Gentlemen's Rules Match For the 123Approved.ca Open Rules Title - Wavell Starr vs. ''German Juggernaut'' Moses Luke - For those who do not know how a 123 Open Rules Title Match works, the challenger chooses the stipulation. This match was a Gentlemen's Match. A collar elbow tie up as Luke puts on an armbar til Starr reverses it. Mo reverses it again and once again Wavell reverses the armbar and puts on a headlock. Wavell gets the fans rialed up but Luke puts him down again. Mo misses the legdrop from the top rope as this prompted Starr to deliver chops and put Moses down. After many irishwhips, Moses hits the referee which causes the reff to throw the match out and award the match to the German Juggernaut.
Match #5 - Shadow Xtreme vs. Kevin Cannon's Client - Cannon's client goes to work from the opening bell til Shadow recovers with a dropkick and gets a 2. Cannon's client gets the win with a Roll The Dick suplex.
Match #6 - CWE Tag Team Title Match - Size Matters (The Axe & Zack Mercury) vs. Big Sexy Beasts (Kevy Chevy & AJ Sanchez) - Mercury puts AJ in an armbar til Sanchez reverses it. Next, Merc backs Sanchez to the buckle. AJ comes back with a dropkick to Merc and another one to Axe as Axe squashes his own partner. Zack delivers a kick and tags Axe who headbutts AJ and tags Mercury back in. Mercury executes a headlock takeover. AJ manages to tag in a fresh Chevy who slams Mercury and with Sanchez delivers an awesome 3D. Axe sends Chevy over the ropes. Axe hooks AJ but again Merc hits his own partner. All 4 men go at it as again the Big Sexy Beasts send Axe into his own partner. After a top rope elbow from Chevy, the Big Sexy Beasts retain the CWE Tag Team Titles. After the match, it looks like we have seen the end of Size Matters as Axe takes Mercury out.
Match #7 - ATM w/Kat Von Heez vs. WWE Legend Native American Tatanka - A collar elbow as ATM backs Tatanka til Tatanka delivers chops, and a hiptoss followed by a clothesline, an armbar plus a second chop. A hard irishwhip to the turnbuckle is followed by a bodyslam and an elbowdrop and then a legdrop but only gets a 2. Another hard chop by Tatanka with fans chanting one more time, Tatanka obliges. Next ATM gets suplexed and calls for a timeout. ATM goes to work on the Native American in the crowd. Back in the ring, Moore gets a 2. A dropkick from ATM followed by a bite on the head til Tatanka recovers only to be put down again. Again Tatanka recovers with a series of rights, a chop, a back bodydrop, a second chop, and a bodyslam. Next, he ascends the ropes for his Tomahawk Chop but only gets a 2. As Tatanka set up ATM for his End Of The Trail finishing move, Kat Von Heez distracts him allowing ATM to get the win with a rollup. After the match, Tatanka managed to deliver his End Of The Trail finishing move. Just goes to show you, Don't turn your back on Tatanka!!!
Intermission
Match #8 - Alexis Anderson vs. Kat Von Heez - Alexis puts Heez in a headlock and goes for a clothesline but Kat goes nowhere as she slams Anderson and pitches her backwards over the head followed by a European Uppercut and shoulders. Finally a suplex is enough for the win. Bad choice of music for Kat Von Heez.
Shane Madison Promo: Madison comes out to announce that CWE puts on the best shows and we will be back at the Polish Fraternal Hall on July 13, and coming in will be former WWE Legend Tito Santana. Out comes Vance Nevada who tells Madison that I don't like you, you don't like me, but I'm going to be here for a long time. This goes right into the next match.
Match #9 - ''Mr. Beefy Goodness'' Vance Nevada & ''The Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane w/Broadway Dave Levinsky vs. Tyler Colton & ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan - Fairlane and Duggan go at it from the get go w/Danny getting the upperhand til Danny gets put down with a clothesline but Danny recovers with a spinkick. In comes Nevada as Duggan tags in Colton who suplexes Vance and gets a 2. Vance and Matt double team Tyler. Matt delivers a sidewalk slam on the knee. While the referee is distracted, Levinsky chokes Tyler with his towel allowing Matt to deliver a spinebuster. In comes Vance who tries a back suplex but Colton turns it around. In comes Duggan all fired up with a flying bodypress, a Rock Bottom but then the referee gets knocked out. Colton tries to clock Nevada with the Heavyweight Title, but he nails Danny. This prompted the Alpha Male to deliver his Fairlane Widowmaker for the win for his team.
Robby Royce Farewell - Royce comes out and says thank you to all the fans and the CWE locker room. After 22 years, there comes a time when your body shuts down whether it's wrestling, hockey, basketball, football etc. Last month's TLC match was the pinnacle of my career. I made a lot of friends, a lot of enemies but I did the best everytime. This mask symbolizes everything Team Impact stood for. Dalton, Spyder, I love you guys, Tommy Lee Curtis you're going to be a big star someday and to Anderson you're like a brother to me. As ATM and Robby hug, Moore clocks The Pissed Off Pitbull with the mask causing the CWE roster to chase Moore back to the dressing room.
Main Event - Fans Bring The Weapons Match - Sons Of Anarchy (Billy Blaze, Big Cliff Corleone, Mike Mission) vs. Original Thug Crew (Darren ''The Bomb'' Dalton) - Before the match, Mission gave the I'm watching you sign to the Master Blogger. All 5 men go at it. Corleone misses a splash in the corner. Blaze whacks Spyder with a kendo stick. OTC, use plastic hammers while the Master Blogger (that's me of course) yells ''TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!'' Dalton hits Mission with the same stick as well as Cliff. Cliff whacks Spyder. Darren hits Mission with the VCR. During the match, Mission grabs the Blogger daring him to clock him with his clipboard but lets go and says ''That's what I thought!! Billy gets stapled from the staple gun. Spyder gets put into the thumb tacks, finally a powerbomb into barbed wire on plywood to Mission is the win for OTC!!
Extra Notes: I know I am just doing my job as an unbiased reporter and I know I don't say anything bad about anybody, but if there's one thing you don't do, and that's piss off the Master Blogger and SOA: Nobody touches the Master Blogger and gets away with it.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
Friday, June 1, 2012
PCW Highway 2 Hell Results
Last night Premier Championship Wrestling presented Highway 2 Hell at the Marquee Lounge and Event Center. Now would Mentallo accept Jackie Lee's challenge that was issued at the last show? Let us find out.
Opening Contest: Leo London w/Scott Justice vs. ''Social Media Superstar'' Jay Walker - A collar elbow tieup as Leo puts on an armbar til Jay reverses it and gets kicked in the process followed by a second armbar from London and a slap across the face but Walker comes back with a clothesline and a headlock takedown followed by an elbow drop. As Jay tries a bodyslam, Leo counters with a foot stomp til Jay comes back but then London puts him down again and they both trade punches and kicks followed by a Hangman's Rolling Elbow from Leo and another armbar til Scott Justice distracts referee Shane McLoven. Walker delivers a clothesline in the corner but Leo recovers sending the Social Media Superstar to the outside. Jay would recover with an atomic drop into a back suplex type move til Leo counters with a chop. Jay shoves him off the ropes, delivers a double ax handle but only gets a 2. Leo puts on a cross armbar and then puts Walker in the Labelle Lock til Jay turns it into a figure 4. Again, Justice distracts the referee and gets into a fight with Walker which allowed Jay to get the W with the Flatliner. After the match Justice says, ''Walker, how many times do I have to beat you til you realize you're not as good as me??? You want this, you can kiss my Ass!!
Match #2 - James Beaver vs. Marty Labossiere - Beaver goes to work on Labossiere til Marty takes him over with an armdrag and 2 dropkicks to the buckle til Marty misses in the corner allowing James to make the cover and only get a 2 count. Beaver puts on a chokehold. Marty comes back only to be put down again. Beaver makes a cover only to get a 2. Beaver puts on a crucifix armbar til Marty recovers and gets a 2. Marty tries a suplex but Beaver turns it around with a lariat. Marty bounces back only to get reversed to the turnbuckle but Marty makes a cover and gets a 2. Labossiere goes up top but misses a moonsault. This prompted Beaver to make a cover and get a 2. In the end, Beaver takes the win. After the match, The Commonwealth go to work until Nate Hardy hits the ring to make the save. Hardy gets on the mic and challenges Scott Justice for later in the night. Justice accepts and says: ''You're on!!''
Match #3 - Sons Of Anarchy (''Outsider'' Billy Blaze & Big Cliff) vs. Seeds Of Evil (EZ Ryder & Trent ''TNT'' Nash) w/Christina Ryder - Conspicuous by his absence was T.J. Bratt. All 4 men go at it as the Seeds run SOA into each other. EZ goes to work on Blaze delivering a knee drop and running him into the turnbuckle. In comes Big Cliff til Ryder tags TNT for an awesome double clothesline. Trent goes to work on Big Cliff til Corleone recovers with a clothesline and a headbutt twice followed by a legdrop and asks Ryder ''What are you gonna do?'' In comes Billy and goes after Nash with a legdrop twice. Billy continues the assault on TNT with a slam til EZ breaks up the pin. Blaze gets backed by Nash til Cliff comes in with a snapmare and tags Blaze who delivers a jumping kick followed by a Corleone Crunch from Cliff. Billy puts Nash in a headlock and both men go to work on TNT til EZ comes in all fired up. During the match, Christina Ryder distracts SOA which caused her to get the Blaze of Glory followed by a 747 Splash. This brought both Chris Marxwell and PCW Director Of Operations Andrew Shallcross to ringside. Marxwell says: '' Where do you two think you're going? Ever since I took this job, I lived by an old cliche when you try to push the law, the law pushes back real hard!! I am no longer going to stand for this shit!! Billy Blaze, Big Cliff, you are both suspended indefinitly from PCW. This act is so dispicable that we go right to an intermission
Intermission
Unfortunatly I missed the rest of the card. Maybe just maybe tomorrow night someone on the PCW Roster will call in to Prime Time Wrestling and give myself and my partner for 2 weeks Chris McAskill the rest of the card.
Opening Contest: Leo London w/Scott Justice vs. ''Social Media Superstar'' Jay Walker - A collar elbow tieup as Leo puts on an armbar til Jay reverses it and gets kicked in the process followed by a second armbar from London and a slap across the face but Walker comes back with a clothesline and a headlock takedown followed by an elbow drop. As Jay tries a bodyslam, Leo counters with a foot stomp til Jay comes back but then London puts him down again and they both trade punches and kicks followed by a Hangman's Rolling Elbow from Leo and another armbar til Scott Justice distracts referee Shane McLoven. Walker delivers a clothesline in the corner but Leo recovers sending the Social Media Superstar to the outside. Jay would recover with an atomic drop into a back suplex type move til Leo counters with a chop. Jay shoves him off the ropes, delivers a double ax handle but only gets a 2. Leo puts on a cross armbar and then puts Walker in the Labelle Lock til Jay turns it into a figure 4. Again, Justice distracts the referee and gets into a fight with Walker which allowed Jay to get the W with the Flatliner. After the match Justice says, ''Walker, how many times do I have to beat you til you realize you're not as good as me??? You want this, you can kiss my Ass!!
Match #2 - James Beaver vs. Marty Labossiere - Beaver goes to work on Labossiere til Marty takes him over with an armdrag and 2 dropkicks to the buckle til Marty misses in the corner allowing James to make the cover and only get a 2 count. Beaver puts on a chokehold. Marty comes back only to be put down again. Beaver makes a cover only to get a 2. Beaver puts on a crucifix armbar til Marty recovers and gets a 2. Marty tries a suplex but Beaver turns it around with a lariat. Marty bounces back only to get reversed to the turnbuckle but Marty makes a cover and gets a 2. Labossiere goes up top but misses a moonsault. This prompted Beaver to make a cover and get a 2. In the end, Beaver takes the win. After the match, The Commonwealth go to work until Nate Hardy hits the ring to make the save. Hardy gets on the mic and challenges Scott Justice for later in the night. Justice accepts and says: ''You're on!!''
Match #3 - Sons Of Anarchy (''Outsider'' Billy Blaze & Big Cliff) vs. Seeds Of Evil (EZ Ryder & Trent ''TNT'' Nash) w/Christina Ryder - Conspicuous by his absence was T.J. Bratt. All 4 men go at it as the Seeds run SOA into each other. EZ goes to work on Blaze delivering a knee drop and running him into the turnbuckle. In comes Big Cliff til Ryder tags TNT for an awesome double clothesline. Trent goes to work on Big Cliff til Corleone recovers with a clothesline and a headbutt twice followed by a legdrop and asks Ryder ''What are you gonna do?'' In comes Billy and goes after Nash with a legdrop twice. Billy continues the assault on TNT with a slam til EZ breaks up the pin. Blaze gets backed by Nash til Cliff comes in with a snapmare and tags Blaze who delivers a jumping kick followed by a Corleone Crunch from Cliff. Billy puts Nash in a headlock and both men go to work on TNT til EZ comes in all fired up. During the match, Christina Ryder distracts SOA which caused her to get the Blaze of Glory followed by a 747 Splash. This brought both Chris Marxwell and PCW Director Of Operations Andrew Shallcross to ringside. Marxwell says: '' Where do you two think you're going? Ever since I took this job, I lived by an old cliche when you try to push the law, the law pushes back real hard!! I am no longer going to stand for this shit!! Billy Blaze, Big Cliff, you are both suspended indefinitly from PCW. This act is so dispicable that we go right to an intermission
Intermission
Unfortunatly I missed the rest of the card. Maybe just maybe tomorrow night someone on the PCW Roster will call in to Prime Time Wrestling and give myself and my partner for 2 weeks Chris McAskill the rest of the card.
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