Tuesday, December 11, 2012

C4W Christmas Show Results

Opening Contest - C4W Xplosion Title Match - Leo London retained his title via disqualification after Jackie Jett Lee used the title belt

Zack Mercury Promo: Zack came out in a business suit and claimed that he should be still wearing the C4W Title over what he claimed to be the Mercury Rising Screwjob. Merc goes on to say that he is sick and tired of hearing about Bret Hart and declared war. He is going to take out the garbage that is in C4W.

Match #2 - Cory Diamond defeated Dirty Dick Walker w/Laurence Fudgeworth III with a rollup after Walker inadvertantly hit Fozzworth.

Match #3 - Reaper pinned the Ghoul w/Laurence Fudgeworth III with a rollup in a hardcore match. This match had everything including a keyboard getting shattered. During the course of the match even some ringside fans got involved.

As they were cleaning up the ringside area, a brawl occured between Cory Diamond and Zack Mercury

Match #4 - Brother vs. Brother for the C4W Xplosion Title: David London w/Scott Justice vs. Leo London - As David set up Leo for the London Driver, Leo turns the match around with a Hangmans Rolling Elbow until Justice throws in the towel giving the win to Leo. David is so livid that he goes off on Justice. This brings Jackie Lee out to ringside and so the match becomes a Fatal 4 Way later on.

Match #5 - James The British Bruiser Beaver pinned Zamil w/Laurence Fudgeworth III with a DDT. Before the match, Beaver said that today was the day he begins his singles career.

Intermission

Match #6 - 3 Way Dance - The Ghoul defeated Reaper and Zamil in a 3 Way Match

Match #7 - Fatal Four Way Match - Leo London defeated Scott Justice, David London and Jackie Jett Lee after London forced Justice to tap out to the Labelle Lock. Afterwards in a sign of respect David London embraced his brother.

Match #8 - Zack Mercury defeated James Beaver and Reaper in a handicap match thanks to his personal referee.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

SPW Christmas Catastrophe 2012 Results

Last night, Steeltown Pro Wrestling presented Christmas Catastrophe IV at the Casa Do Minho.

Opening Contest - SPW Hardcore Title Match - Chip ''Hardcore Kid'' Fletcher vs. Madman Muir - A collar elbow tie up as Chip sends Muir into the ringpost and into the chairs. As he went to end the match quickly with his DDT it was blocked by Muir with a neckbreaker. Fletcher comes back but gets shots by Madman followed by a chokehold and a bite on the head. Chip recovers with a clothesline and a chair shot for a near fall. In the end a double underhook DDT by Fletcher is the win. Madman wasn't done yet: after the match he grabbed a broken steel chair and used it to whack Chip saying this war isn't over yet.

Match #2 - ''Really Crazy'' Rob Stardom vs. ''Playboy'' Buddy Wiser - A shove by Buddy as Stardom calls time out. Rob slaps Wiser but Buddy slaps back. A waist lock by Rob and yet another reversal by Buddy. Buddy puts Rob in a bearhug but Stardom breaks it. Stardom delivers repeated chops but Wiser is not phased. This prompts Wiser to deliver chops of his own. Next, Stardom puts up the boot. Wiser comes back til Stardom delivers a neckbreaker. Wiser comes back but Wiser puts him down again. Wiser recovers again but gets a near fall. Wiser slams Rob and leg drops him for a 2. Stardom bites on the head makes a cover and gets a 1. Buddy recovers with a boot for a 2. Repeated clotheslines are a near fall. As Wiser went for his finisher, Rob manages to get the knees up. Wiser got his foot under the ropes but Rob gets the win with a clothesline.

Match #3 - Diva's Match - Meg The Menace w/Madman Muir and 2 other ladies vs. Lizzy Slade - As Muir made his way to the ring he said I'm not here. Meg backs Lizzy to the corner but Lizzy takes her to the outside. Muir grabs Slade's leg but Lizzy makes a comeback. Meg chokes Lizzy in the corner, delivers a snap mare but then the match gets thrown out as both Madman Muir and Chip Fletcher get involved. Hopefully a mixed tag match will be made. If so, I am throwing my hat in to be in the corner of both Chip and Lizzy.

Match #4 - Reggie Gallagher vs. ''Misfit'' Mike Mission - A headlock by Gallagher is followed by a slam by Mission as well as a bulldog and a ploncha to the outside. Reggie turns the match around with a neckbreaker but gets a near fall. A chokehold for good measure followed by shots to the back but Mike turns it around with the Mission Statement DDT but Reggie kicks out. Finally a superkick by Reggie is the W.

Intermission - several wrestlers came out to sign autographs and I went to the concessions.

Match #5 - SPW Tag Team Title Match - Syko & SonofSyko w/ Sydney Manson vs. Sons Of Anarchy - Cliff sends SonofSyko to the outside forcing him to burst into tears. Again Syko's son gets tripped up by the Sons and taken down with a clothesline. In comes Syko while Cliff tags in Billy who gets in a jumping kick followed by a Corleone Crunch twice from Big Cliff. Syko comes back with a face rake. SonofSyko chokes Blaze and grabs him by the ponytail. Syko continues with an elbow with fans chanting SOA, SOA, SOA. In comes SonofSyko who gets a belly to back suplex from Billy. During the course of this, SonofSyko gets his mask taken off. In comes Cliff who delivers a full nelson slam followed by a double shoulderblock. In the end, Syko & SonofSyko retain their titles after a Switcheroo.

Match #6 - SPW Provincial Title Match - Marius vs. ''Extreme Luchador'' La Sombra - Marius takes Sombra down but misses an elbow. A kick to the gutt followed by a headscissors and a monkey flip as well as a hurricanranna til a face plant stops him. A fisherman's suplex is a near fall. Marius continues the assault with a clothesline for a 2. A tilt-a-whirl suplex is another near fall. Sombra comes back only to be pitched over the head. Marius connects a Flatliner but misses a top rope leg drop. Sombra comes back with 2 dropkicks but only gets a 2. A bulldog connects but misses a 6-1-9. This prompts Marius to get the win with his feet on the ropes.

Match #7 - SPW Heavyweight Title - James Beaver vs. Jethro Hawg - Hawg goes to work on Beaver with an armbar and a legdrop on the arm followed by a stomp on the hands. James comes back but gets a clothesline. Beaver goes to work on Jethro but Jethro comes back with a headbutt. Beaver puts on a chokehold and a chop followed by an elbow and a legdrop for a 2. Jethro comes back with a hard chop til Beaver rakes the face and goes after Jethro's valet at ringside. Just as it looked like he was going to punch her, Jethro heard her screaming and made the save with a chop to Beaver. A clothesline is only a 2 count. Jethro comes back with a stinkface followed by a clothesline and a splash for the win.

Main Event - Battlebowl

Order Of Entrance:

Ring Announcer Dave King
Unknown Referee
Madman Muir
La Sombra
''Really Crazy'' Rob Stardom
Sydney Manson
Buddy Wiser
Marius
James Beaver
Reggie Gallagher
Chris McAskill
Jessica ???
Big Cliff Corleone
Chip Fletcher
Billy Blaze
Mike Mission
Syko
SonofSyko

Winner: ''Really Crazy'' Rob Stardom

Monday, November 5, 2012

SPW Halloweenpalooza III Results

Last night, Steeltown Pro Wrestling presented Halloweenpalooza III at the Casa Di Minho 1080 Wall Street.

Opening Contest - Kevy Chevy vs. ''Dynamite'' Dylan Davis - The contest begins with a popularity contest til Dynamite takes Chevy over. A reversal of an irishwhip til Dynamite misses allowing Kevy to go to work on him. A knee to the gutt followed by a suplex and 2 foot stomps. Dylan comes back only to be put down again with a hard slam. As Kevy goes up top for a moonsault, Dynamite rolls out of the way. Dynamite is on fire but gets a 2 with a DDT. Dylan goes up top for a high risk move of his own but Chevy rolls out of the way prompting him to use his running piledriver for the win.

Match #2 - 5 Way Hardcore Match: Zamil vs. Butch Tolton vs. Sydney Manson vs. The Hockey Hood vs. Chip ''Hardcore Kid'' Fletcher - On the outside, Zamil bashes the champ but Chip comes back til Butch nails him. Zamil puts Hood til Hockey comes back. Both Manson and Tolton doubleteam Fletcher but the champ decks as Butch hits Sydney. Chip bashes Hockey with a chair but gets whacked with a trash can lid. Zamil gets nailed by Butch. Next, Zamil goes crashing into the table. Chip runs Butch into a chair. A stunner by Hood but Fletcher breaks up the count. In the end, Chip pinned Hockey to retain the hardcore title and nailed Hockey with the chair.

Match #3 - Women's Match - Becky Selane vs. Meg The Menace - This match never took place as Meg bashes Becky before the match with a kendo stick so we went right to the next contest.

Match #4 - ''Social Media Superstar'' Jay Walker vs. Shadow Xtreme - Jay rolls out of the ring and Shadow chases him around ringside only to be jumped by Walker in the ring. Jay decks a clothesline but Shadow gets a 2 with a sunset flip only to be put down again. Jay goes to work on the leg and make several covers only to have Xtreme kick out everytime. Now, Jay is getting frustrated and continues to work the leg. Xtreme makes a comeback with a suplex and goes up top only to be stopped by Walker. Shadow shoves Walker but Jay catches the ropes til Shadow gets the win with a small package.

Match #5 - Samuel vs. Max Power - Power nails Samuel with a flying bodypress for a 2 allowing Samuel to take a timeout. As Max goes back inside, he's stopped by Samuel choking him and delivering a hard right hand twice followed by a slam and a headbutt. Samuel continues with a clothesline. Another hard right but Max nails him with a dropkick but a chokeslam by Samuel puts Power down for the 1-2-3.

Intermission

Match #6 - SPW Tag Team Title Match - London Dynasty vs. Syko & SonofSyko vs. Cory Diamond & ''Misfit'' Mike Mission vs. Sons Of Anarchy - Originally this was supposed to be a 3 way match but it became a 4 way as the Sons Of Anarchy got added to the mix. As London Dynasty tried to irishwhip SOA, the Sons reverse it. Cliff sandwiches Cory followed by a jumping kick from Blaze. Syko elbowdrops Diamond and chokes him for good measure. SonofSyko puts on a nervehold. Syko slaps Billy and clotheslines Cory. Mission covers SonofSyko and gets a 2. At this point the match goes out of control. Syko and SonofSyko get double teamed by Diamond and Mission. Cliff nails the Dynasty with a thunderous double backdrop. A spear by Billy to SonofSyko but in the end winners and new SPW Tag Team Champions: Syko and SonofSyko. After the match fans chanted re-match, re-match. Could we see a match between these teams in the future? Stay tuned.

Match #7 - Reggie Gallagher vs. A.J. Sanchez - A.J. smacks Gallagher in the back of the head causing him to slip on a banana peel. Reggie puts on a headlock and delivers a shoulderblock. A.J. gets a 2. with a rollup. A rake to the eyes but misses in the corner as A.J. gets another near fall. A right hand by Reggie and he comes down on A.J's shoulders. A boot rake followed by a legdrop is another near fall. Another legdrop attempt but this time Sanchez rolls out of the way. Hard rights are another near fall. Finally, A.J. socked Reggie with a moonsault for the win.

Match #8 - S.P.W. Provincial Title Match - Marius vs. ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan - Duggan puts on a headlock and delivers a shoulderblock twice but gets a near fall. Duggan nails Marius with a chop twice. Marius comes back til Duggan clips the leg and goes to work on the leg. Danny trips Marius and rams the leg into the ringpost. Just as it looked like the champ was done, he makes a comeback and chokes him with his boot as well as 2 elbows but misses a legdrop. A hard irishwhip to the buckle but Duggan kicks out at 2. Marius slams Danny but misses a top rope legdrop. Danny nails Marius with kicks, a side sweep til Marius rakes the eyes and yells ''PILEDRIVER!!!''  As Marius set up Danny for the Peyote Piledriver, it was blocked by Duggan who gets in a Rock Bottom but Marius got the win with his feet on the ropes. Duggan got a little retribution with a low blow to the reff.

Main Event: Fatal Four Way for the SPW Title - ''Really Crazy'' Rob Stardom vs. ''British Bruiser'' James Beaver vs.''Extreme Luchador'' La Sombra vs. Jethro Hawg - The match becomes a No DQ match as the heels attack the babyfaces before the match. The faces reverse the irishwhip. Sombra dives onto the heels. At this point the match goes out of control just like in the Tag Team title match. Hawg nails Beaver only to be whacked wiith a kendo stick by Rob. Sombra returns to the ring carrying with him barbed wire in hand only to be stopped by Stardom but manages to nail a double dropkick. Jethro shoves Beaver into a chair at ringside and both him and Sombra send Rob into the barbed wire. On the outside, Stardom and Sombra go at it while inside, Jethro gives Beaver a stink-face followed by a big splash for the win and to retain his title.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

C4W Comic-Con Results

Yesterday, C4W presented Live Pro Wrestling at the Winnipeg Convention Center Comic-Con. Now originally I go all 3 days but this year I just decided to go today

Pre-Show #1:

Match #1 - Scott Justice defeated Jackie The Jett Lee - Jett had no choice but to tap out to the Southern Cross.

Match #2 - C4W Title Match:  ''Mile High Zack Mercury defeated Agent Red with a powerbomb.

Match #3 -  Leo London defeated the ''British Bruiser'' James Beaver - After Beaver knocked his manager accidentally, Leo got the win.

Pre-Show #2:

Match #1 - ''Big Sexy'' Kevin Nash defeated ''Mile High'' Zack Mercury to become the new C4W Heavyweight Champion. After referee Marc Merric was knocked unconscious, Nash clocked Merc with the title, tossed it aside and C4W GM Bret ''Hitman'' Hart made the 3 count. After that, a second referee from the back came out and tried to reverse the decision but in progress got a haymaker from the Hitman.

Match #2 - Shadow Xtreme pinned ''Really Crazy'' Rob Stardom after a Swanton Bomb


Main Show:

Match #1 - Jackie ''The Jett'' Lee pinned Scott Justice after a Chidori (Chy-door-ee)

Match #2 - Leo London defeated David London w/James Beaver

Match #3 - Kiki Rose defeated Shadow Xtreme, Cameron Cross and James Beaver in a Fatal-Four Way Match pinning Cameron with a Tornado DDT. After the match it appeared that Cross and Beaver exchanged words.

Match #4 - Bane defeated ??? - The reason I put the question marks is I cannot recall the opponent for Bane.

Match #5 - Cory Diamond & Johnny Terrifying defeated ''Dirty'' Dick Walker & ''Really Crazy'' Rob Stardom

Match #6 - C4W Tag Team Title Match - The Dark Knights w/ J.S. McStrongarm defeated the team of Max Power & Shadow Xtreme - After the match the Knights issued a Statement to S.O.A. ''You want these belts back? come and get 'em!! 

Main Event: Battle Royal

Order Of Entrance:
Dick Walker
James Beaver
Rob Stardom
Agent Red
Cory Diamond
Steve Saskatoon
Johnny Terrifying
Kiki Rose
Max Power
Shadow Xtreme

Order Of Elimination:
Rob Stardom
Johnny Terrifying
Kiki Rose
Max Power
Cory Diamond
Dirty Dick Walker
Agent Red
Shadow Xtreme
James Beaver

Winner: Steve Saskatoon

Saturday, October 27, 2012

River City Wrestling Chamber Of Horrors Results

Tonight River City Wrestling presented Chamber of Horrors at the Sally Ann Center Weetamah Gym. Now tonight also marked the debut of yours truly. Also, I could not put these results into full detail but I did as best I could.

Opening Contest: James Beaver w/ Leo London defeated The Chicken

Match #2 - The Great Pepito defeated the retuning Madman Muir. w/Laurence Fozzworth III. After the match, Muir said he now has got a bone to pick with Wayne Stanton. He has enough money to purchase River City Wrestling.

Match #3 - Dirty Dick Walker defeated Buddy Wiser. After the match as the Dogs beat down on Wiser, Cory Diamond made the save and made a tag match for later that night.

Intermission

Match #4 - Romeo Valentine & El Dorado w/Lord Damien Wolfstein defeated Team 24/7 (Nacho Slurpee & Super Big Gulp)

Match #5: The Dogs (Dirty Dick Walker and Bugsy Sluggliano) defeated Buddy Wiser and Cory Diamond.

Match #6 - Leo London defeated Marc Merric. Before the match Leo challenges Vinnie for the R.C.W. title.

Main Event: R.C.W. Title Match - Vinnie Valiant w/The Master Blogger vs. Spanky w/Laurence Fozzworth III - This match was under Falls Count Anywhere Rules. Before the match Vinnie announced to Fozzworth that he had someone who doesn't like you and he is going to be watching my back. Well dear readers, that person was none other than yours truly, The Master Blogger making his R.C.W. debut in the corner of the champ. Anyway, throughout the match both yours truly and Fozzworth continued to taunt each other even I went as far as to stop Fozzworth from attacking Vinnie saying things like stay in your corner, you do not want any of this, and even no you don't I'm his manager. Vinnie clocked Spanky with my clipboard. In the end, Vinnie defeated Spanky to retain the belt but yours truly got the last laugh when as Fozzworth tried to use the title, I grabbed his tie and whacked him with the clipboard not once but twice.

Extra Notes: If you think you've seen the last of the Master Blogger and Laurence Fudgeworth, you ain't seen nothing yet!! I could be getting many of the top babyfaces to build the Blogger's Army!!!

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Late Breaking News

Just recently, yours truly, the Master Blogger got an invitation by some of the loyal guys on the River City Wrestling crew (Buddy Wiser, Vinnie Valiant, Laurence Fozzworth III) to join R.C.W. on a fulltime basis. Well I am here to tell you, that since none of the other promotions are going to take me, then with blind colors, I ACCEPT!!! and if people like Danny Duggan, Andrew Shallcross and Rob Stardom still want me to come to their shows and blog, then they are going to have to do something for me in return and that goes for you as well Marc Merric. I do not have to write about Comic-Con if I dont want to. Furthermore, unlike some other nobody who had an opportunity to come to River City Wrestling, I will not leave them. No chance in hell!!!

Saturday, September 29, 2012

CWE Bad Intentions Results

Last night, Canadian Wrestling Elite presented Bad Intentions at the Royal Canadian Legion 1335 Main St.  featuring former UFC fighter Dan ''The Beast'' Severn and former TNA Knockouts Champion Angelina Love. Now originally, this event was scheduled for the Garden City Collegiate but due to circumstances unknown, they moved the event to this location.

Opening Contest: J.J. Sanchez vs. ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins - J.J. talks about how his tag team partner Rick Matthews deserted him and now he is trying to focus on his singles career. Sanchez backs Collins to the corner twice followed by a slap. Collins comes back with a drop toehold and 2 dropkicks. Sanchez catches him in mid-air but Collins kicks out after a backbreaker. A sidewalk slam is another near fall. A slam by J.J. and then he attempts to go up top for a moonsault but the Rebel rolls out of the way, makes the cover and gets the win. After the match, Sanchez demands Bobby get back into the ring saying he needs to get the win. So when Bobby goes back into the ring, he delivers a flying bodypress for another win. J.J. takes the mic saying please Bobby, one more time, I need to get a win. So this time, when Collins goes back into the ring, he delivers a 6-1-9 followed by a Rocker Dropper for the 3rd victory.

Match #2 - ''Bounty Hunter'' Mentallo & Tyler Colton vs. ''Mr. TLC'' Tommy Lee Curtis and Nate Hardy - An armbar by the Bounty Hunter til Nate reverses it and takes him down with a headlock  and a headscissors. Mentallo tags in Tyler while Hardy tags TLC who gets taken over til TLC delivers an armdrag only to have Colton recover with a kick for a near fall. Mentallo delivers a headbutt, a hard right and runs TLC into the turnbuckle which is followed by an awesome dropkick. In comes Colton who gets a near fall. A back-kick followed by rights til Mentallo turns it round with several backbreakers. In comes Tyler who delivers elbows to the back followed by a back suplex. Mentallo tags himself in and delivers repeated headbutts followed by a chinlock. Next, Colton executes a sidewalk slam followed by a clothesline til Nate recovers and tags TLC who delivers a dropkick followed by a twisting RKO only to get a near fall. Nate dives onto the Bounty Hunter on the outside at that point the Original Thug Crew attack TLC and roll Colton onto him for the win for Mentallo and Tyler Colton.

Match #3 - Cory Diamond vs. Marius - Marius goes to work on Diamond and delivers a fisherman's suplex for a 2. An elbow, a legdrop and gets a 1. a Russian leg sweep and gets a 2. Marius misses in the ropes which prompted Cory to go to work all fired up but gets a near fall. Marius rakes the eyes delivers a Flatliner, and gets the win with a top rope legdrop. 

Match #4 - Kevin Cannon's Mystery Client vs. Darren ''The Bomb'' Dalton (subbing for the Axe) - This was the second week Axe did not show up to face Cannon's mystery client so he demanded that he get the biggest baddest man from the back to face his client and out comes Darren ''The Bomb'' Dalton of the O.T.C. A collar elbow as Darren shoves Mystery to mat. Mystery Client rakes the face and delivers repeated kicks but Dalton recovers with 2 clotheslines and a huge slam. A rake to the eyes til Darren brings Mystery into the ring the hard way, charges in the corner, delivers a Sky High but gets a 2. Mystery Client chokes with the boot. Cannon chokes Darren on the other side of the ring. Darren recovered with 2 hard chops. Mystery tries 2 of his own. Dalton turns the match around with a suplex for a 2. As Dalton delivered a spear to Mystery, Nate Hardy and TLC come out as Nate says ''OTC, I thought we are supposed to be on the same page? Well you distracted us in our match, but we got a little retribution on your partner in the washroom'' This allowed Mystery to get the win.

Match #5 - 6-Man Tag - Sons Of Anarchy (Billy Blaze ''Misfit'' Mike Mission & Big Cliff) vs. Big Sexy Beasts (Kevy Chevy & A.J. Sanchez) & Dan ''The Beast'' Severn - Severn backs Cliff and takes him down. Cliff tags in Blaze who puts on a headlock and an armbar. Mission gets tagged and gets an armbar from The Beast. Dan tags Chevy who gets in another armbar on Blaze til Billy reverses it, tags Mike who adds more pressure to the armbar only to get an elbow. A.J. dropkicks Mission but gets ambushed by the S.O.A. A chop by Blaze is followed by a jumping kick. In comes the Misfit, makes the cover and gets a 2. Sanchez recovers and tags in Chevy who is on fire. Suddenly, just as things are going their way, Dan Severn turns on the Big Sexy Beasts giving the win to the Sons Of Anarchy.

Intermission 

Match #6 - Intergender Tag Match - Anderson Tyson Moore & Kat Von Heez vs. ''Pissed Off Pitbull'' Robby Royce & Angelina Love - After months of waiting to get his hands on his former Team Impact tag team partner, The Pissed Off Pitbull finally got his opportunity. in this Intergender tag match. ATM takes Royce down til Robby recovered, chased him around ringside, once back inside gets slapped by Von Heez twice only to put her down and tag Angelina who delivers a dropkick, sends her to the buckle as well as sending ATM into her only to be tripped up by Moore on the outside. ATM drags Angelina round ringside and got a DDT from Kat Von Heez. Love comes back with a back-kick and tags Robby who was all fired up on ATM. ATM recovered til Robby sends him crashing into referee Kenny Rogers. Next everyone goes at it. In the end, ATM rolled up Angelina for the win. After the match, Royce got a little bit of retribution by putting Kat Von Heez through a table to a huge ovation.

Match #7 - CWE Title Match - ''Bring The Pain'' Matt Fairlane vs. ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan w/Special Enforcer ''The Mecca'' Shane Madison - After months and months of being rejected for a title shot, Fairlane now got his opportunity. Matt jumps Danny til the champ recovered with a flying bodypress and several punches and rights til Matt turns it around. Danny then turns the tables and gets a 2. Fairlane tries a chop but Duggan is quick to reverse it. Matt then puts the elbow up. As Matt tries to set up Danny for a piledriver, Danny sends him over the ropes. At this point, the fight gets taken to the outside where Danny sends Bring The Pain into the ringpost. Back inside, Matt does a headlock takeover til Duggan recovers with a back elbow. Next, a vicious backbreaker by Matt is followed by a slam and an elbow for a near fall. Fairlane sends Danny to the corner and takes him down with a spinebuster. A T.K.O. by Fairlane is a 2. Next, he tried his Fairlane Widowmaker and got another near fall. As Matt set up Danny for a second piledriver it was blocked by the champ who recovers and is on fire. Finally a third attempt at a piledriver is a charm and Madison counts the shoulders only to have Duggan kick out at 2. Matt gets his steel chair ready only to have it taken away. Danny chops Fairlane followed by a clothesline and a neckbreaker only to get a near fall. A sleeper by Matt with referee Shane Madison counting the shoulders only to stop at the 2 1/2 mark. At this point Duggan gets run into Shane Madison. This allowed Matt to piledrive Duggan on the chair but of course there was no referee. So as Danny tried to revive referee Madison, Matt goes to the back and returns with a tazer. With referee Madison not looking, Matt zaps Duggan which forced him to count Duggan's shoulders to the mat for the 3. Winner and new C.W.E. Champion Matt Fairlane

Extra Notes: In my opinion, Danny Duggan was robbed.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

C4W Inaugural Brawl Results

Last night, River City Wrestling presented C4W Inaugural Brawl at Rookie's Sports Bar 201 Melr'ose Avenue. Now this was the kickoff to the countdown to Comic-Con in November.

Opening Contest - RCW Championship Match - Vinnie Valiant vs. ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins w/Caveman Broda - A go behind as Vinnie takes Collins over. A collar elbow as Valoant takes Collins over again with a headlock and an armbar but only gets a 2. A couple kicks by the champ is followed by a headlock and a second armbar til Bobby calls a timeout. Bobby recovers with a nervehold and a legdrop but the champ kicked out. Vinnie delivers a slam but Collins turns the tables with a clothesline and sending Vinnie to the outside. While The Rebel distracted referee Bubbles McFly, Broda choked Vinnie with his club. This is followed by a foot stomp and a chop with referee McFly telling them to get back in the ring. A sunset flip is a 2 with the Rebel clotheslining Vinnie. a small package by the champ is another near fall. Valiant tries kicks but gets another near fall. Next, both men go down as a result of a thunderous double clothesline. As Collins tried to swing his flag, Vinnie rolled him up for the win. Winner and still RCW champion, Vinnie Valiant.

Match #2 - Samuel w/Meg The Menace vs. The Little Hulkster - Samuel goes to work on Hulkster with repeated moves til Hulkster recovered by ramming Samuel from pillar to post. Samuel recovers with a bodyslam and Hulkster kicks out. Samuel tries another slam and again Hulkster kicks out. An atomic drop followed by an elbow and Samuel scores the pinfall.

Shadow Xtreme Promo: Shadow talked about how every month he gets on a bus and comes up here to Winnipeg and now I'm here tonight at the C4 show and I am going to get a championship match. This brings the C4 Champion Zack ''Mile High'' Mercury to the ring where he says ''Nobody cares what you're doing here or what title you are challenging for. Now I wasn't scheduled to be booked here tonight but in the interest of generosity you are going to lay down in the ring where I make the cover and that will be your C4 moment. Now Wayne Stanton hit my music.

Vic Savage Drunk Tank Segment

Exotic Dancer Segment #1 - This segment gets interrupted by Pastor Bradley Jackson. Out comes ''Misfit'' Mike Mission who gets ambushed by Dirty Dick Walker, Bugsy Sluggliano and Bradley Jackson himself til the other members of S.O.A. make the save and challenge the 3 for later on tonight

Intermission

Vic Savage Drunk Tank Segment II

Match #3 Triple Threat Match - Mr. Nasty w/The Joker vs. Bobby Fox vs. Marc Merric - A collar elbow as Marc shoves Bobby to the mat but gets taken down by Nasty only to have Merric send both him and Fox to the outside. Fox goes to work and Nasty stomps him. Fox sends Marc into a Mr. Nasty sidewalk slam til Marc recovers and runs Bobby into ringside. Back in the ring, Fox delivers repeated shots and kicks to both Nasty and Merric but misses a dropkick as Nasty clotheslines him followed by an avalanche. Fox comes back and they trade moves. Marc delivers a DDT to Bobby but Mr. Nasty gets the duke.

Exotic Dancer Segment II

Match #4 - Sons Of Anarchy (Billy Blaze, Big Cliff Corleone & ''Misfit'' Mike Mission) vs. Dirty Dick Walker & Bradley Jackson w/Laurence Fozzworth III - Mission wanted Jackson to start the match with him but Jackson tags in Bugsy who was none too pleased. A collar elbow tieup as Mission puts Bugsy in an armbar and tags in Blaze who adds pressure to the armbar before tagging Big Cliff who delivers a snapmare and a legdrop. In comes Billy for a second legdrop before tagging in Misfit Mike who adds more pressure to the arm before Walker stops him. The  Dirty One delivers a headbutt and goes back to the headlock til Mission takes him down but gets ambushed in progress. In comes Jackson who goes to work on the Misfit with a headbutt before Dick Walker comes in and bites him on the head. As the other members of S.O.A. try to interfere, the referee sends them back to their corner. Walker continues the assault as Bugsy and Walker add more pressure and again Blaze and Corleone try to stop them and again they get sent back to their corner. Walker goes for a cover and gets a 2. Bradley goes to work til Mission makes a comeback only to be put down again. At this point all 6 men go at it w/Cliff splashing Jackson for the win.

Main Event: C4 Title Match - Zack ''Mile High'' Mercury vs. Shadow Xtreme - It was now time to see if Shadow Xtreme was able to capture his first title. Zack demanded that Shadow get down so he could make the cover Shadow says no. So Mercury says ''Okay maybe you didn't understand english. I said get down on your back and again Shadow shakes his head no. Shadow goes to work on Mile High and delivers a clothesline til Mercury delivers a shot as well as knees to the back. Mercury delivers a shot and knees to the back. This is followed by shoulders and a chinlock til Shadow comes back with a back kick and a dropkick for a 2. Next, the fight gets taken to the outside for a bit but once order was restored back inside the ring, Mercury standing tall continued to ambush Shadow til Shadow makes a comeback with several dropkicks til Xtreme misses in the corner. A slam followed by a legdrop by Merc is a near fall. A second slam followed by an elbow is another near fall. A pump handle slam is yet another near fall. Mercury was now buying time outside the ring with the referee counting, he did not see Shadow get up. Winner by countout Shadow Xtreme.

Extra Notes: Coming from Laurence Fozzworth III Manager Of Champions he will no longer associate himself with a scum of the earth like Marc Merric.

Friday, September 21, 2012

PCW Back To School Bash Results

Last night, PCW (Premier Championship Wrestling) presented its 4th Annual Back To School Bash at its new location the Doubles Fun Club inside of the Travelodge Inn featuring the Greatest Intercontinental Champion of All Time and former WWE star, the Honky Tonk Man. 

Opening Contest: Europe United (Leo London & James Beaver) w/Scott Justice vs. Marty Labossiere and Jackie ''Jett'' Lee - Before the match got started, The Commonwealth demanded that the crowd stand up for the playing of God Save The Queen only to have some of the fans disrespect them out at ringside. Anyways, onto the match.  A collar elbow tieup as Beaver puts Marty in an armbar but a quick reversal by Labossiere til Beaver turns it into a hammerlock. Again Marty is quick to reverse it and again James (Beaver) reverses it but this time turns the move into a headlock but again Labossiere gets out and tags Jackie while Beaver tags in Lonsdon who gets in an armbar, Jackie reverses it but then both go into a shoving contest. and then... both men trade punches with Jackie getting the upperhand and fans chanting PCW! PCW!! Next, the fight goes to the outside for a bit but when play resumed inside the ring, Beaver chops Jackie and tags in Leo who adds a choke using his boot followed by a suplex for good measure. In comes Beaver who delivers a gutt wrench for a 2. Leo delivers a DDT, a hard irishwhip til Jackie reverses the irishwhip but then Leo gets in a DDT followed by an elbow from Beaver as wll as a hard clothesline and a rake to the back as well as a dropkick from London and another choke from Beaver. Both members of Europe United double team Lee til Jackie manages to tag in a fresh Marty Labossiere all fired up and gets a 2 count with a sunset flip. Beaver makes a cover but gets a 2. A back kick from Leo but Marty nails him with a double-arm DDT for the win. After the match, Justice is so infuriated he berates Beaver but Leo wasn't done. He brought a chair into the ring and demanded that they return to the ring to hug it out til ''Sheriff'' Chris Marxwell enters the ring and delivers a Stunner, reinstates himself and challenges London to a match.

Match #2 - ''German Juggernaut'' Moses Luke vs. E.Z. Ryder - Ryder demanded his Seeds Of Evil partner Trent Nash leave ringside so he could do the match on his own. Luke attacks Ryder   before the opening bell til E.Z. comes back with a cross bodyblock. Ryder and Moses then take the fight to the outside much like we saw in the opening bout. Once the fight resumed inside, Moses goes to work while saying ''GET UP!!'' using repeated kicks. A double ax-handle til E.Z. comes back with elbows but Moses goes right back to work and is again in control of the match. Ryder recovers, gets in a snapmare only to go down again but Moses gets a 2. An irishwhip to the corner and the German Juggernaut connects with a splash but as he tries a second time, Ryder moves out of the way. This prompted E.Z. to use repeated chops on Moses. TNT comes out for the save but that enables Moses to get the win. 

Match #3 - ''TNT'' Trent Nash vs. Cory Diamond - Cory goes to work but TNT recovers with a slam and several kicks followed by hard rights and 2 chops as well as a rake to the back followed by a clothesline. Diamond gets the boot up and delivers an elbow til Trent comes back with an avalanche, a bodyslam and a big splash for the W. After the match TNT continued to work on Diamond some more.

Andrew Shallcross Promo: Andrew begins by thanking everyone for being there tonight and it is good to be in a place where they have decent food, decent drinks and bathroom facilities LOL. At this point he gets interrupted by the music of Michael Arnott. Arnott comes out and Andrew says he is the former Commander-In-Chief. Arnott says 2 things: I am not done with you yet and introduces the team of Nate Hardy, Tyler Colton and ''The Bounty Hunter'' Mentallo. Nate goes off on Shallcross even going as far as to calling the place douchebag city. Andrew retaliates and says you wanna talk about douchebag? You are the epitomy of the word douchebag. Next he talks to Mentallo saying tonight you are going to take on Antonio Scorpio Jr. for the PCW Heavyweight Title at one time you were his protege. Andrew goes back to Nate and talks about how at one time Kenny Omega took him under his wing and then.. screwed up!!

Match #4 - No Holds Barred Match - ''Outlaw'' Adam Knight vs. ''Enforcer'' J.P. Kaos - This was Kaos' first match back in PCW. There was also a special guest referee for this match: Former Winnipeg Blue Bomber Troy Westwood. The match begins where Kaos puts down Knight and delivers hard rights followed by chops til Adam recovers with a bodyslam but gets a 2. J.P. delivers a boot and gets a 2. A hard right by the Outlaw is followed by a choke on the ropes. Both men trade moves til the Outlaw tosses the Enforcer outside the ring. Knight gets rammed into the table and they go around til the fight goes to the bar where Knight recovers til J.P. comes back. Next, J.P. reaches under the ring and pulls out several tables til the Outlaw grabs a crutch and uses it. Back inside the ring, Kaos gets in an R.K.O. and 3 chair shots. J.P. sets up Knight on a table but Adam recovers only to get a chair shot and go crashing through the table. Kaos makes a cover in the ring but Westwood counts 2. Kaos got his kendo stick ready only to get a hard right from Knight followed by a spinebuster through the table only to get a 2 count from referee Troy Westwood. Finally, a piledriver was enough for the win but after the match as Knight goes to use a chair Troy Westwood grabs it out of his hands. This causes Knight and Troy to have a few choice words with Westwood getting the upperhand with a dropkick over the ropes. 

Intermission

Unfortunatly I missed the rest of the card. 

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Breaking C4W News!!

Debuting very soon for CW4, will be former WWE/TNA star Bobby Lashley!! Stay tuned to find out more details.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

CWE Ill Will Tour Results

Last night, Canadian Wrestling's Elite presented the Ill Will Tour at the Polish Fraternal Hall. 

Shane Madison Promo - Madison comes out and says as Executive Ambassador of C.W.E., I have to deliver bad news: Brian Christopher Grand Master Sexay will not be here tonight. He missed his flight last night but we put him on a flight today so he might be at the afterparty held at the Palomino Club. We have been on the phone all day today to try to find a suitable replacement. That suitable replacement is none other than Doink The Clown. At the next show we will be bringing in not 1 but 2 superstars and former UFC superstar Dan Severn will be doing commentary. Time to get this show going and for me to go to the back to get ready to send Vance Nevada to Mecca-Land.

Opening Contest - ''A-List'' Anderson Tyson Moore w/Kat Von Heez vs. Tyler James - A quick rollup by the champ as ATM kicks out. ATM puts on an armbar but James reverses it, goes up top and down onto the arm. Moore gives Tyler a headlock takedown into a headscissors til James puts on a Boston Crab but somehow Moore got out. The distraction by Kat Von Heez.  prompted Moore to go to work on Tyler til Tyler comes back with a sunset flip for a near fall. Moore sends Tyler to the outside where Heez goes to work on him. A bodyslam connects but then A-List missed the moonsault. This allowed the champ to deliver 2 clotheslines for a near fall. A perfectplex is another near fall. As James charges in the corner, ATM gets the boot up. This is followed by a back suplex. Tyler delivers a back elbow til ATM sends him outside. As Moore tries a ploncha he nails Von Heez. Back inside the ring Tyler gets another near fall. James tries a DDT but again ATM kicks out. Finally, an RKO by the challenger and Anderson Tyson Moore was the new Provincial Champion.

Match #2 - Sons Of Anarchy (''Misfit'' Mike Mission & Big Cliff Corleone) vs. Nate Hardy & ''Mr. TLC'' Tommy Lee Curtis - All 4 men go at it as TLC and Nate force Cliff to clothesline Mission. Next Nate does a Suicide Dive onto SOA. After that TLC gets called to the back for an emergency forcing Nate to go at it alone with the as he called him Biker Douchebags and goes at it with repeated kicks til Mission and Cliff stop him. Cliff pitches him backwards over the head. The Misfit tags in Cliff and they double team Hardy some more. Just when it looked like Hardy was done for, the music of the O.T.C. (Original Thug Crew) hits and out comes the Blogger's good friend ''The Canadian Crime Spree'' Spyder  to which I yelled to Hardy MAKE THE TAG!! Nate tags in Spyder who goes to work on Mission til Cliff break up the pin attempt. Billy Blaze hops up onto the apron and gets powder ready which he throws into Nate's eyes. Blinded, Hardy accidentally whacks Spyder with the singapore cane giving S.O.A. the win which caused my friend who was with me to say THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!. 

Match #3 - 6 Way Elimination Match - Mystery Client w/Kevin Cannon vs. J.J. Sanchez vs. Billy Blaze vs. ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins vs. Zack Mercury vs. ''Beautiful'' Bobby Jay - Originally the 6th person was supposed to be the Axe  but he couldn't make it so he was replaced with the returning ''Beautiful'' Bobby Jay who came out to a standing ovation and with one thing on his mind: revenge towards Zack Mercury. Blaze attacks Bobby Jay from behind til Jay clotheslinesBilly over the rope who slaps J.J. on the back forcing Sanchez in the ring. Next J.J. tags in Cannon's mystery client who jumps Beautiful Bobby. Bobby recovers with a chop to J.J. not once but twice. Both the Beautiful One and The Rebel double team Sanchez. Next all men go at it til Bobby does a ploncha onto everyone on the outside. Back inside the ring Bobby delivers a Beauty Buster sending Sanchez back to the locker room. Cannon's mystery client goes to work on Bobby getting himself eliminated. Bye-bye mystery client. Billy misses in the corner prompting Jay to deliver a stink-face til a Blaze Of Glory eliminates him. In comes Mercury who goes to work on Collins but gets a near fall. The Rebel makes a comeback eliminating Mercury. Afterwards Mercury upset that he was eliminated goes to work on Collins. Finally it was down to 2. Billy goes for a finger pin but Collins kicks out. 2 more attempts and again Collins kicks out. Bobby recovers with a headscissors and a DDT but Blaze kicks out. Next Collins tries a legdrop to the back of the head but Billy gets to the ropes. Finally, a Blaze Of Glory is delivered and Billy Blaze gets the win.

''Pissed Off Pitbull'' Robby Royce Promo - Royce calls out his former Team Impact tag team partner hoping to finish this once and for all. ATM comes out with Kat Von Heez and tells him that he is the future of this company and that he is jealous of his success but will allow him to wrestle but not against him rather against his protege: Marius.

Match #4 - Marius vs. ''Pissed Off Pitbull'' Robby Royce - Marius goes to work on Royce hoping to end the match quickly but Robby comes back with a Sky High and a clothesline followed by a submission hold for the win. After the match, the Pissed Off Pitbull dropped a bombshell. ''So that's how you wanna do this huh? Next month, it's going to be you Anderson Tyson Moore and your valet against me and my tag team partner: Former TNA Knockouts Champion: Angelina Love!!

Match #5 - Tag Team Contest - Tyler Colton & Mentallo vs. Kory Kinkade & Doink The Clown - A collar elbow tieup as Tyler puts Doink in an armbar. The Clown comes back only to get a headscissors. Doink tags Kinkade who gets a near fall on Colton. In comes Mentallo who ties Kinkade to the tree of woe and delivers an awesome dropkick. Colton puts Kory in a Boston Crab while Mentallo adds pressure with a camel-clutch. Tyler continues with a back suplex and Mentallo tosses Kory outside the ring. Once back inside, Mentallo connects with a perfectly executed yet amazing legdrop is a 2. In comes Tyler to help deliver a double back elbow. Kory recovers with a neckbreaker and tags Doink who delivers a double noggin knocker. A stunner on Mentallo is a 2. In comes Kinkade but gets a kick. Kory socks Mentallo but gets a near fall. Next, Mentallo gets in a superkick on Kory but as Tyler makes the cover, Doink breaks it up. Next, referee Kelly Russell gets taken out. In the end, Doink and Kinkade score the win. After the match Mentallo infuriated, slapped Colton across the face.

Intermission

Match #6 - ''Mr. Beefy Goodness'' Vance Nevada vs. ''The Mecca'' Shane Madison - It was now time to see which one of these competitors would come out on top. Vance goes to work til Mecca turns the tables. Nevada runs Madison into the turnbuckle and the fight then goes to the outside. Back inside, Madison delivers a dropkick til Vance comes back. Vance goes for a cover but gets a 2. Vance goes for a cover but gets a 2. Vance continues with shots til Madison recovers with a sunset flip for a near fall. Shane makes a comeback with a back bodydrop and a bodyslam followed by a flying bodypress all for a 2 count. Madison continues with 10 punches til Nevada picks him up in a fireman's carry but Madison turns the tables with a killswitch for the win. Because of the pre-match stipulation, Vance Nevada is gone from C.W.E.

Main Event - CWE Tag Team Title Match - ''Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane & ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan vs. Big Sexy Beasts (Kevy Chevy & A.J. Sanchez) - Despite the annimosity between Duggan and Fairlane and there was plenty of it, they managed to co-exist as a team for the night. Danny begins with an armbar til Chevy reverses it. Chevy clotheslines Danny til Duggan turns it around and tags Fairlane. The Alpha Male takes A.J. down with a shoulder til Sanchez recovers with a headscissors. A double back bodydrop til Danny turns it around with a double arm DDT. Next, Danny and the Alpha Male start arguing to which I replied in the words of Vince McMahon: ''SHUT UP!!!'' A back elbow by Danny is a near fall. Danny tags in Matt who gets clotheslined by Chevy. Danny breaks up the count. Next, both Danny and Kevy go down as a result of a thunderous double clothesline. Danny recovers and tries a Rock Bottom. A Cruel Summer knee drop til A.J. breaks up the pin. Matt comes in and delivers his Fairlane Widowmaker with yours truly encouraging the fans with chants of Sanchez, Sanchez. Chevy delivers a clothesline and the match goes out of control. When all was said and done, the Big Sexy Beasts remained CWE tag team champions.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

C4 Comic-Con News

Attention all Comic-Con fans!! Coming very soon to Shaw TV Channel 11 will be C4W Live!! The 3 matches scheduled for episode 1 will be as follows:

Hotshot Danny Duggan vs. David Hart Smith
Marc Merric vs. Cassanova Kid
Main Event: Iron Ike Idol vs. Matt Fairlane

Stay tuned for details coming soon.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

All Star Wrestling Results For Saturday July 28

Last night All Star Wrestling presented live wrestling action at the St. Boniface Hotel (Club St. B) Now the Weasel Suit Match got cancelled because the Master Bloggers mystery team did not show up due to unknown reasons. I had a feeling that my rival/business partner had something to do with it. Mistake number 1. But do not worry, I will live to fight old Fozzworth another day. Also my pen exploded so I could not put my review into detail so I will just go over what happened in point form just this once.


Opening Contest - Round 1 of the Mad Dog Heavyweight Title tournament - Shadow Xtreme defeated David London (subbing for Leo London) after the match, Leo, David and 2 other guys ambushed Shadow until Vinnie Valiant made the save.


Match #2 - James Beaver defeated The Great Pepito. Pepito was making his big comeback but fell short to the much larger James Beaver.


Match #3 - Dirty Dick Walker w/Laurence Fozzworth III & Bugsy Sluggliano defeated Nacho Slurpee - On the way to the ring, Fozzworth smacked the Blogger in the back of the head. Mistake number 2. Walker got the pin with a finger pin. Not a way to win a match in my book.


Match #4 - Bad Boy Buddy Wiser defeated Bugsy Sluggliano w/Laurence Fozzworth III - Again the so-called Little Kahuna shoved the Master Blogger on the way to the ring. Mistake number 3. So now this is getting ridiculous. Now its getting to the point where I am thinking..What would He-Man do? Anyway, no sense getting all worked up about it after all I will live to fight ol Fozzworth another day.


Intermission


Vic Savage Drunk Tank Contest 


Match #5 - Shadow Xtreme defeated James Beaver to advance to the finals of the Mad Dog Heavyweight Title tournament


Match #6 - Dirty Dick Walker w/Laurence Fozzworth III defeated Buddy Wiser to advance to the finals.


Match #7 - Vinnie Valiant defeated Bobby The Rebel Collins to retain the RCW Title. After the match, Collins snapped and attacked Vinnie saying you wanna call me an old man?! 


Unfortunatly I missed the main event.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

CWE Bring The Pain Results

Last night, Canadian Wrestling's Elite (CWE) presented Bring The Pain at the Polish Fraturnal Hall featuring WWE Legend Tito Santana.


Opening Contest: CWE Tag Team Title Match - Big Sexy Beasts (Kevy Chevy and A.J. Sanchez) vs. Sons Of Anarchy (Big Cliff and ''Misfit'' Mike Mission) - Before the opening bell, SOA jumped the Big Sexy Beasts. Chevy recovers with a boot to Mission followed by a neckbreaker and an elbow from A.J. but gets a 2. A double back elbow on the Misfit til Chevy gets a clothesline from Big Cliff and sends Kevy into the ring post. Cliff tags Mission as both members of SOA go to work on Chevy. Chevy recovers but falls victim to a back suplex from Mike Mission. Mike misses an elbow which prompted Chevy to tag in A.J. Once inside, A.J. who was all fired up, delivers a perfectly executed dropkick into a suplex/neckbreaker combination. Chevy sends A.J. onto both members of SOA on the outside. As the Big Sexy Beasts set up Mission for their finisher, Big Cliff whacks Chevy with one of the tag belts risking disqualification. After the match SOA was not satisfied yet, the 2 continued the assault while Cliff proclaimed: ''This is only the beginning!!!''

Match #2 - Kory Kinkade vs. Kevin Cannon's Mystery Client - Cannon comes out before the match and tells Kinkade at one time you had class, you had dignity and now look at you. At that point Cannon's client attacks Kory from behind and delivers a clothesline and a DDT for the win.




Match #3 - Eight Man Tag - Mentallo, Tyler Colton, ''Pimp Daddy'' Rick Matthews & ''Face of Country Music'' JJ Sanchez vs. Nate Hardy, Tommy Lee Curtis & The Original Thug Crew - Before the match Mentallo announced he took someone from the CWE roster and is going to make him a tag team champion that someone was none other than Tyler Colton. Before the match Colton and Nate shook hands as Colton delivers a shoulderblock. In comes Dalton who clotheslines Matthews and tags in Spyder who gets it on with Mentallo. In comes TLC who dropkicks Sanchez as well as a backflip from Hardy followed by a backkick til J.J. recovered and tagged in Pimp Daddy who gets in a headbutt on Nate. In comes Mentallo who gets in various headbutts as well as a 1-hand sidewalk slam only to get a 2. Tyler gets in a suplex for a near fall and in comes Tommy Lee who is all fired up but gets a superkick from Mentallo. In comes Sanchez and makes a cover but it is broken up by Dalton. Colton delivers a low-blow as well as a sidewalk slam. TLC recovers with a suplex and tags in Spyder who goes to work on Matthews and gets in a butterfly suplex for a 2. Matthews delivers his Money Maker Death Valley Driver but gets a nearfall. At this point the match goes out of control. Inside the ring, Hardy delivers a hurricanranna followed by a ploncha to the outside as well as a back-cracker from TLC. A spear by Dalton but he did not see Rick Matthews use his cane. In the end, TLC pins Colton for the win for his team. 

Shane Madison Promo: Out comes Executive Ambassador Shane Madison to announce the next show is going to be Friday August 17th same location and coming in that night is former WWE star from the team Too Cool Grand Master Sexay. Furthermore because of his problems with ''Mr Beefy Goodness Vance Nevada the board of directors have made him an official member of the C.W.E. roster. but he is going to make Nevada's life miserable. Out comes Vance in a Hawaiian outfit and does a little dance. Vance takes the mic and says to Madison if you think this the best you got, you'll never get rid of me!!

Match #4 - ''Mr. Beefy Goodness'' Vance Nevada vs. The Axe - A collar elbow tieup as Axe shoves Nevada and delivers an uppercut. Nevada comes back with a rake to the face and a shot to the back. Axe recovers with a clothesline and a vicious bodyslam twice followed by a headbutt and irishwhip til Vance comes back with a face rake and a hard chop but it doesn't phase Axe. Axe delivers a thunderous backbreaker til Kevin Cannon's mystery client comes in whacking the big man with the clipboard giving Nevada the win. And I thought I was the only one who had a clipboard. But then out comes Shane Madison and he is not happy with what just transpired, Vance calls Madison a coward and challenges him for next month. Madison says he is retired, he is happily retired. Vance says if you beat me next month, I'm outta here!! but if I win, I take your position as Executive Ambassador. Madison says, when we were in Brandon, you got lucky. Nevada says basically if you win I'm outta here, If I win you're outta here. Madison replies with 2 simple words. You're on!! Nevada replies with a slap to the face.

Match #5 - ''The Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane w/Broadway Dave Levinsky vs. WWE Hall Of Famer Tito Santana - A collar elbow as both men go nowhere. Matt takes Tito over with a hiptoss and a bodyslam. Santana returns the favor. Fairlane gets put in a headlock and follows up with a shoulderblock. Levinsky trips Santana from the outside and uses his cane for leverage which prompts Matt to choke Tito and get in a back elbowbut . An arrogant cover and Tito kicks out. Matt continues with a chokehold. Fans chanted Tito, Tito but Matt puts him down. Again fans chanted Tito's name as Santana recovered for a bit only to be put down again with a knee to the gutt. Fairlane tries a piledriver but Tito blocks it. Tito comes back with a couple of lefts and a back bodydrop. As Matt set up Tito for his patented piledriver on the chair in comes Danny Duggan to stop him but unfortunatly got Tito disqualified giving the win to the Alpha Male.

Intermission






Match #6 - Anderson Tyson Moore w/Kat Von Heez vs. ''Lion Warrior'' Bobby Sharp - Von Heez begins by distracting Sharp allowing ATM to go to work til Bobby recovered. ATM nails vers a low blow to Bobby followed by an elbow for a 2. ATM continues to work on the Lion WarrSharp with a shoulder. Bobby delivers an elbow and gets a 2 with a rollup. Next, Sharp runs ATM into the buckle twice and puts a liplock on Kat Von Heez (disgusting!!!!) On the outside, Kat goes to work on Bobby. Sharp would recover only to get ATM to work on the knee. ATM deliior's knee only to have Bobby recover with a clothesline and a moonsault for a 2. ATM delivers a boot, Sharp gets in a Juvi Driver and gets a 2. ATM gets in a back suplex only to have Sharp kick out. A Cross-Rhodes from Sharp is a 2. The Lion Warrior delivers a stunner but as he goes up the ropes, he gets cliipped. This allowed Moore to get the win. As Moore celebrated his victory, little did he know that from behind came his former Team Impact tag team partner ''Pissed Off Pitbull'' Robby Royce to a huge babyface reaction who attacked his former tag team partner and claimed: I'm coming back and you ain't seen nothing yet!!

Match #7 - ''Trending Topic'' J.S. McStrongarm vs. ''Rebel'' Bobby Collins - A collar elbow as Collins hiptosses J.S. sending the Trending Topic to the outside til J.S. used the ropes. Next came a closed fist. Collins recovered by ramming McStrongarm into the turnbuckle only to be put down again with a sideslam. Collins looked like he was done but came back with shoulders. As McStrongarm went for a moonsault, the Rebel rolled out of the way which prompted Bobby to get the win.




Main Event: Champion vs. Champion - ''German Juggernaut'' Moses Luke vs. ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan - Before the match got started Matt Fairlane attacked the champion from behind. Moses goes for a cover but Duggan kicks out at 2. Luke continues with a chinlock followed by a 747 and again Danny kicks out. Moses continues with a spinebuster and ascends the ropes but misses a legdrop as Danny rolls out of the way. This allowed Danny to make a comeback with 3 clotheslines and a dropkick followed by a double ax-handle as well as a chop. Next, the fight gets taken to the commentary table where Duggan sends the German Juggernaut crashing into some chairs Mo recovers with a kick but only gets a 2. Luke gets Danny into a Fireman's carry position and says ''It's over!!'' but Duggan turns the tables. Both trade punches and Danny takes Moses down with a clothesline for a near fall. As Danny sets up Moses for a Rock Bottom in comes Fairlane again but Danny disposes of him which prompted Danny to get the 3 count.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

CWE Tribal Warfare Results

Tonight CWE presented Tribal Warfare featuring former WWE Superstar Native American Tatanka at the Polish Fraturnal Hall. Now this also featured a Fans Bring The Weapons Match. Would the Master Blogger's clipboard get involved? Let's find out.


Nate Hardy Promo: Hardy claims since he came to CWE, the first priority was the Tag Team Titles but his partner Darien Karisma had been injured he tried Jimmy Jacobs but that got me nowhere so he went through the CWE roster and found someone. So ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce my new tag team partner: Tommy Lee Curtis. 


Opening Contest - Nate Hardy and Tommy Lee Curtis vs. Ike Idol & Samuel - A collar elbow as Idol goes to work on Hardy and tags Samuel who adds pressure to the arm but a headscissors stops Samuel as Nate tags Tommy who delivers a slam as well as a Rolling Thunder followed by a moonsault from Nate but in comes Ike who suplexes Nate and in comes Samuel who gets an armdrag and tags TLC. A Twist Of Fate from Nate followed by a Swanton on Samuel is enough for the win.


Match #2 - Kory Kinkade vs. Mentallo - Mentallo begins with a dropkick to the outside followed by a foot stomp and ramming Kinkade into a chair. Tossing Kory back inside, Kinkade comes back with a sidewalk slam for a 2. Mentallo ties Kinkade into the tree of woe followed by a perfectly executed dropkick and a slam followed by a Crossface submission hold for the win. After the match, Mentallo continues the assault on Kinkade and got on the mic saying he is going to find himself a partner and challenge for the tag team titles.


Match #3 - ''Pimp Daddy'' Rick Matthews & ''The Face Of Country Music'' JJ Sanchez vs. ''Extreme Luchador'' La Sombra & ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins - Sombra goes to work on Rick with kicks and a headscissors followed by a splash in the corner and a bulldog as well as an awesome moonsault and tags The Rebel who dropkicks Sanchez followed by a splash to the outside. Collins gets a 2 with a legdrop til Pimp Daddy tags The Face Of Country Music and splashes Bobby followed by a bodyslam and a headbutt from Rick. Bobby tags in Sombra who is on fire with Rick with a headscissors as well as a spinkick to JJ and then he takes both Sanchez and Matthews over with a headscissors. A spinebuster from Rick followed by a splash from JJ is the win.


Match #4 - Gentlemen's Rules Match For the 123Approved.ca Open Rules Title - Wavell Starr vs. ''German Juggernaut'' Moses Luke -  For those who do not know how a 123 Open Rules Title Match works, the challenger chooses the stipulation. This match was a Gentlemen's Match. A collar elbow tie up as Luke puts on an armbar til Starr reverses it. Mo reverses it again and once again Wavell reverses the armbar and puts on a headlock. Wavell gets the fans rialed up but Luke puts him down again. Mo misses the legdrop from the top rope as this prompted Starr to deliver chops and put Moses down. After many irishwhips, Moses hits the referee which causes the reff to throw the match out and award the match to the German Juggernaut.


Match #5 - Shadow Xtreme vs. Kevin Cannon's Client - Cannon's client goes to work from the opening bell til Shadow recovers with a dropkick and gets a 2. Cannon's client gets the win with a Roll The Dick suplex.


Match #6 - CWE Tag Team Title Match - Size Matters (The Axe & Zack Mercury) vs. Big Sexy Beasts (Kevy Chevy & AJ Sanchez) - Mercury puts AJ in an armbar til Sanchez reverses it. Next, Merc backs Sanchez to the buckle. AJ comes back with a dropkick to Merc and another one to Axe as Axe squashes his own partner. Zack delivers a kick and tags Axe who headbutts AJ and tags Mercury back in. Mercury executes a headlock takeover. AJ manages to tag in a fresh Chevy who slams Mercury and with Sanchez delivers an awesome 3D. Axe sends Chevy over the ropes. Axe hooks AJ but again Merc hits his own partner. All 4 men go at it as again the Big Sexy Beasts send Axe into his own partner. After a top rope elbow from Chevy, the Big Sexy Beasts retain the CWE Tag Team Titles. After the match, it looks like we have seen the end of Size Matters as Axe takes Mercury out.


Match #7 - ATM w/Kat Von Heez vs. WWE Legend Native American Tatanka - A collar elbow as ATM backs Tatanka til Tatanka delivers chops, and a hiptoss followed by a clothesline, an armbar plus a second chop. A hard irishwhip to the turnbuckle is followed by a bodyslam and an elbowdrop and then a legdrop but only gets a 2. Another hard chop by Tatanka with fans chanting one more time, Tatanka obliges. Next ATM gets suplexed and calls for a timeout. ATM  goes to work on the Native American in the crowd. Back in the ring, Moore gets a 2. A dropkick from ATM followed by a bite on the head til Tatanka recovers only to be put down again. Again Tatanka recovers with a series of rights, a chop, a back bodydrop, a second chop, and a bodyslam. Next, he ascends the ropes for his Tomahawk Chop but only gets a 2.  As Tatanka set up ATM for his End Of The Trail finishing move, Kat Von Heez distracts him allowing ATM to get the win with a rollup. After the match, Tatanka managed to deliver his End Of The Trail finishing move. Just goes to show you, Don't turn your back on Tatanka!!!


Intermission


Match #8 - Alexis Anderson vs. Kat Von Heez - Alexis puts Heez in a headlock and goes for a clothesline but Kat goes nowhere as she slams Anderson and pitches her backwards over the head followed by a European Uppercut and shoulders. Finally a suplex is enough for the win. Bad choice of music for Kat Von Heez.


Shane Madison Promo: Madison comes out to announce that CWE puts on the best shows and we will be back at the Polish Fraternal Hall on July 13, and coming in will be former WWE Legend Tito Santana. Out comes Vance Nevada who tells Madison that I don't like you, you don't like me, but I'm going to be here for a long time. This goes right into the next match.


Match #9 - ''Mr. Beefy Goodness'' Vance Nevada & ''The Alpha Male'' Matt Fairlane w/Broadway Dave Levinsky vs. Tyler Colton & ''Hotshot'' Danny Duggan - Fairlane and Duggan go at it from the get go w/Danny getting the upperhand til Danny gets put down with a clothesline but Danny recovers with a spinkick. In comes Nevada as Duggan tags in Colton who suplexes Vance and gets a 2. Vance and Matt double team Tyler. Matt delivers a sidewalk slam on the knee. While the referee is distracted, Levinsky chokes Tyler with his towel allowing Matt to deliver a spinebuster. In comes Vance who tries a back suplex but Colton turns it around. In comes Duggan all fired up with a flying bodypress, a Rock Bottom but then the referee gets knocked out. Colton tries to clock Nevada with the Heavyweight Title, but he nails Danny. This prompted the Alpha Male to deliver his Fairlane Widowmaker for the win for his team.


Robby Royce Farewell - Royce comes out and says thank you to all the fans and the CWE locker room. After 22 years, there comes a time when your body shuts down whether it's wrestling, hockey, basketball, football etc. Last month's TLC match was the pinnacle of my career. I made a lot of friends, a lot of enemies but I did the best everytime. This mask symbolizes everything Team Impact stood for. Dalton, Spyder, I love you guys, Tommy Lee Curtis you're going to be a big star someday and to Anderson you're like a brother to me. As ATM and Robby hug, Moore clocks The Pissed Off Pitbull with the mask causing the CWE roster to chase Moore back to the dressing room.


Main Event - Fans Bring The Weapons Match - Sons Of Anarchy (Billy Blaze, Big Cliff Corleone, Mike Mission) vs. Original Thug Crew (Darren ''The Bomb'' Dalton) - Before the match, Mission gave the I'm watching you sign to the Master Blogger. All 5 men go at it. Corleone misses a splash in the corner. Blaze whacks Spyder with a kendo stick. OTC, use plastic hammers while the Master Blogger (that's me of course) yells ''TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!'' Dalton hits Mission with the same stick as well as Cliff. Cliff whacks Spyder. Darren hits Mission with the VCR. During the match, Mission grabs the Blogger daring him to clock him with his clipboard but lets go and says ''That's what I thought!! Billy gets stapled from the staple gun. Spyder gets put into the thumb tacks, finally a powerbomb into barbed wire on plywood to Mission is the win for OTC!!


Extra Notes: I know I am just doing my job as an unbiased reporter and I know I don't say anything bad about anybody, but if there's one thing you don't do, and that's piss off the Master Blogger and SOA: Nobody touches the Master Blogger and gets away with it.